Lies! And slander!

[James StarRunner]

It was me just me acting as Dan.

[Jairus]

Ah, so you went and got that poor innocent boy *snrk* in trouble for no real reason? Next you're going to tell me that you helped wipe out Fa'Lina's clan.

[yakanaj]

It was me just me acting as Dan.

It creeps me out slightly how much you can get into character. You really like to be Dan don't you?

Jairus, you love to interupt me.

[Jairus]

Ah! So you guys do like roleplaying as DMFA characters! I knew it!

[James StarRunner]

(Hey, what can I say? I love playing Dan's role now. I'm actually Dan's voice actor Jairus)

Jairus loves to roleplay as Sailor Moon when he thinks no one is watching.

[yakanaj]

James wants to do things that can't be mentioned here.

[James StarRunner]

But that's not a lie!

I mean *cough*... Yes, yes it is...

[yakanaj]

But that's not a lie!

I mean *cough*... Yes, yes it is...

Should I mention that these are things you want to do with me?

[Jairus]

yakanaj really wants me to step in right now with a comment to derail this line of thought.

In a true statement, it's nice to meet the voice of Dan. Keep up the good work!

[yakanaj]

Hey! I'm the voice of Lorenda! do I get any praise?

oh, ya. Jairus is a frog from the the land of the candy rainbows.

[James StarRunner]

You get lots and lots of UNpraise!

And still true to the game, it's horrible that I got to meet someone that enjoyed my work!

[yakanaj]

I reeally like james right now.   

[Jairus]

The both of you get no praise from me! Especially you, "Lorenda!" And I hate how someone doesn't like it when I compliment them!

(In a serious note, is this just becoming an "opposites" thread?)

[James StarRunner]

No! It most certainly is not!

[Jairus]

James StarRunner is not being contradictory for the sake of it!

(This is getting silly. Silly silly silly!)

[James StarRunner]

Jairus wishes he had washboard abs ribs, like mine.

[Jairus]

James StarRunner doesn't understand me at all! (In all seriousness, I'd like some abs, but it ain't gonna happen in this life!)

[Brunhidden]

Jarius cannot be understood as he is Babylonian. man does he sound funny- speak englililish you loony!

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

[e_voyager]

Brunhidden secretly pines for the days of old york

[Jairus]

e-voyager secretly admires Montgomery Scott.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is a grad student who majors in biology and is trying to become a real kangaroo rat

[Jairus]

So close... and yet so far away. Jairus is an under-grad who majors in English with a focus in Creative Writing who is trying to become an author.

And you are Pyroduck.

[e_voyager]

Jairus knows too much and must be silenced

[Jairus]

Oh, how right you are. Now the question is how do you know that? Could it be you have learned of the True Council? It doesn't matter if you have. You will soon join us. Or not. I would recommend that you join us. The alternative is... not good.

[Azlan]

Jairus is highly informed and knows the real secrets out there, it is an elite insider, special in every way and the envy of fans everywhere.

[SweepTheLeg]

Azlan is the why we can't have nice things.

[Jairus]

And SweepThe Log is the reason that I was up until 3 in the morning last night doing absolutely nothing!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is the demons. No, wait. Jairus, too, is the demons. Like many other people before him.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen also knows far to much. He may be able to be recruited.

[Ryudo Lee]

Jairus is someone that I know very well.