Lies! And slander!

[yakanaj]

Actually, I'm slightly flattered.

Jairus is now officially part of my secret harem.

[Jairus]

yakanaj has eunuchs to guard her secret harem. Why she needs eunuchs for a male harem is something I do not want to think about.

[yakanaj]

Jairus has now become a member of a secret organization intent on filling the world with rabbit anthros.

[Jairus]

Yakanaj, on the other hand, wishes to fill the world with kangaroo rat anthros.

[yakanaj]

Jairus understands my will waayyy to well.  GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[Jairus]

yakanaj is starting to wonder if she either has a stalker or one of her best friends is masquerading as me.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is under the impresion that I do not know about my stalkers. I do know about my stalkers. All 267 of them. They just want my body.

[Jairus]

yakanaj's stalker's are so obsessed with her body that they don't know that true beauty lies within. It's what's on the inside that counts: your heart. You spleen. Your kidneys. Your intestines...

[yakanaj]

Jairus forgot to mention my brain. It's so gooey and jucie... Mmmm, brains. Jairus, can I have your brain?

[Jairus]

yakanaj's favorite scene in Temple of Doom is the dinner scene. Can you say "chilled monkey brains?"

[yakanaj]

I prefure to take Harrison Fords heart. Jairus, can you say...baby snakes on a plane? that's your favorit movie isn't i?

[Jairus]

No, but I think you prefer Shanghai Surprise. For the record, my favorite movie is currently The Last Crusade (really, it is).

[yakanaj]

My favorite movie is National treasure 1 & 2.

Jairus wished he could be Nichols Cage.

[Jairus]

yakanaj wishes that she could be Pussy Galore. And that I was Sean Connery.

[yakanaj]

Jairus wants to see me in a sexy teddy.  Bad boy! don't you know that I'm marrying the StarRunner?

[Jairus]

yakanaj seems to be in extreme denial of her desire for me. However, he wishes nothing but wedded bliss for the happy couple (seriously, I really do. No joke.).

[yakanaj]

I know, but it still doesn't change the fact that you wish that you were the one marrying me in a month!

Thanks for the blessings.

[Jairus]

yakanaj has just figured out why ET could fly away at the end of the movie but not the beginning! And just to spite everyone (and me), she's not going to tell anyone (or me) except for her future husband (who's not me). And just to spite me for liking his future wife, StarRunner's not going to tell anyone else either.

[yakanaj]

Jairus make total and complete sense.

[Jairus]

For once, yakanaj and I are in total agreement.

[yakanaj]

For once, yakanaj and I are in total agreement.

Sadly, that wasn't a lie. But the cake is!

[Jairus]

But the cake you baked is so delicious and moist! Oh gods, yakanaj is GLaDoS!

[yakanaj]

Jairus insinuated that I cannot bake by saying that the cake I mad was wonderful in the lies threat. Jairus is a lier.

[Jairus]

And next yakanaj is going to convince us to kill the Companion Cube.

[yakanaj]

Jairus thinks I know what that is.

[Jairus]

yakanaj knows that I think that she knows what it is I'm talking about.

[yakanaj]

Jairus wants to become my stalker. take a number hunny!

[Jairus]

yakanaj is glad that I'm her 268th stalker. Now to start moving my way up the ladder...

[yakanaj]

Jairus need to move to Canada if he want to move up the ladder. That's were all my good stalkers are.  PS. you haven't even met the empress yet.

[Jairus]

Yakanaj secretly wishes to be stalked by a romantic foreigner. Unfortunately, all she can get is an American foreigner.