Lies! And slander!

[yakanaj]

Jairus  thinks that he is the romantic foreigner that I want to stalk me.

[Jairus]

yakanaj is operating under the misunderstanding that I am romantic in any way.

[yakanaj]

I'm betting that Jairus is more like the frog prince than anything else. Small and slimey.

[Jairus]

yakanaj is so desperate to get her gambling fix, she's betting on the physical description of someone she'll likely never meet.

Incidentally: I am definitely not slimey. In fact, I really can't stand getting dirty. As for small... um...  well, I'd rather not discuss my size. I've actually lost about twenty pounds since I got started on my diet, and I'm hoping to lose another ten or so over the summer.

[yakanaj]

Jairus likes to think that he's a muppet.

[Jairus]

jakanaj likes to think that she's Frank Oz.

Okay, I just walked right into something, didn't I?

[yakanaj]

Jairus thinks he is the wizard of oz. Off with his head!

[Jairus]

yakanaj likes to dress up as the Wicked Witch of the West and scream out "I'll get you my pretty!" to random people on the streets.

[yakanaj]

Jairus is my little dog too!

[Jairus]

yakanaj's nickname for StarRunner is "the Tin Woodsman."

[yakanaj]

My nickname for Jairus is "the cowerdly lion"

[Jairus]

yakanaj killed the tigers and bears.

[yakanaj]

Jairus thought that my cooking of the lions and bears was delectable.

[James StarRunner]

Yakanaj told me it was beef...

[Jairus]

James StarRunner lied in the previous post.

[yakanaj]

Jairus just thought he was lieing...

[Jairus]

yakanaj's previous statement was the truth.

[yakanaj]

Jairus just thought I was telling the truth...

[Jairus]

yakanaj encouraged the Hungry Tiger's appetite for babies, knowing that he was too moral of an individual to go through with it...

[yakanaj]

Jairus likes to feed babies to the lions. he thinks it's funny. (Did I go too far with this one?)

[Jairus]

yakanaj went too far with the last one. (Remember! Lies! And slander!)

[yakanaj]

Jairus, you really do like to feed the tigers babies, don't you?

[Jairus]

Well, you were with me, what do you think?

(Okay, seriously we should try to tone this back a little bit. It's starting to get a little weird.)

[yakanaj]

Jairus thinks he knows how insane I can be. You think this is starting to get a little weired? You should see it when my friends an I get going!

[Jairus]

yakanaj is the one who dropped the K's at the dating services and got everything mixed up. Then again, since it lead to the conception of Jyrras, perhaps we should thank you for it.

[yakanaj]

Jairus was the one who tripped me.

[Jairus]

But then yakanaj was the one who got the Kiwi and the Komodo dragon together.

[yakanaj]

Hey! they got along quite well for a minute, until you turned on the light.

[Jairus]

And then you went and convinced Dan to turn the lake magenta! It took them a week to change it back!

[yakanaj]

I had fun with that.