Lies! And slander!

[e_voyager]

Jairus will be analyzed by vyger when he come back to earth.

[Jairus]

Help! e-voyager's touching me in my special area!

(For the record, my nickname in high school was "Ralph Wiggum." I still hate my classmates.)

[Ganurath]

The nickname of Ralph Wiggum was well deserved.

[Jairus]

Ganurath shot Mr. Burns!

[e_voyager]

Jairus is a resident of the springfield retirement home.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"Spanky" is actually e_voyagers favourite nickname, and one he wishes he'd used as his real name years ago.

[e_voyager]

Boxy was originally used to ship alfalfa across the city. one day some shipped bananas and he disappeared without a trance not boxy plays host to a number of quantum simmons and thing have never been the same

[yakanaj]

E wishes he could go out in the rain, but can't as he is not rust resistant.

[James StarRunner]

Yakanaj wants to be tickled daily.

[yakanaj]

James LOVES fried rice. It's his favorite food.

[Jairus]

Yakanaj finds me exciting and new, and is currently contemplating leaving James.

[James StarRunner]

Jairus wants to try skydiving without a parachute.

[Jairus]

Not only have I done that and survived, but James StarRunner wants to come with me when I do it again.

[James StarRunner]

(James has wings though)

Jairus sadly has given himself brain damage from landing on his head after a 30,000 foot drop.

[Jairus]

StarRunner neglects to mention that he had been arrested for Flying Under the Influence, and as such no longer had a license for flying.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus was the influence.

[Jairus]

Unfortunately, llearch n'n'daCorna was the enabler.

[yakanaj]

Jairus was the mastermind behind the stunt.

[Jairus]

But yakanaj gave me the idea because she wants to bump of James for the insurance policy. Being an accident, it would have been ruled Double Indemnity. I would have been set up to take the fall, and she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling llearch n'n'daCorna and his kangaroo rat, too!

[yakanaj]

Jairus  only knows that law because he's already done it. I'm going for double jeopardy.

Next time Gadget! Next time! MEROOOWWW!!!

[Jairus]

Yakanaj failed to correctly give the names of all fifty states and their capitals because she forgot that her answer needed to be in the form of a question.

[yakanaj]

Since I don't live the the USA, that wouldn't be hard. But I know that you do. What do you do for fun Jairus? I bet you like to dress up in leather and go to the local park to scare all the little kiddies.

[Jairus]

Yakanaj enjoys PKing new players on MMORPGs.

[yakanaj]

Jairus  always playes the "strange" little boys that like to "play" with the other little boys.

[Jairus]

yakanaj certainly has some interesting fantasies. I wonder if any of them include maracas and plucking instruments?

[yakanaj]

Somehow, Jairus has read my dream journal and has suddenly dissapeared into the abyss.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

YakanaJ has an adam's apple; this indicates a surprise for James on their wedding night...

[Jairus]

llearch n'n'daCorna has three Adam's Apples... two of which are not his. Guess you really will tear our throats out if we cross you.

[yakanaj]

Jairus want's to take me out of the picture and replace me on my wedding night.

[Jairus]

Yakanaj is jealous because she thinks I'd prefer her future husband over her.