Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[ShadesFox]

Best medical facilities in town.  They only need a brain and they can fix you right up!

... as a small woodland critter?

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If this thing gets off the ground I'm going to appoint you head of creative rule interpretation X3

[Darkdragon]

I'm all in for the idea. I have no idea why, but I am. Can you tell me why?

Have you thought of a suitable location for APU? I'm personally thinking it should be in a remote, inaccessible location so a part of the entrance exam is finding and getting there.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

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If this thing gets off the ground I'm going to appoint you head of creative rule interpretation X3

Is that a good thing, or not? I can't tell....

I'm all in for the idea. I have no idea why, but I am. Can you tell me why?

Have you thought of a suitable location for APU? I'm personally thinking it should be in a remote, inaccessible location so a part of the entrance exam is finding and getting there.

Of course we have.

... what, you don't think we'd tell you what it was, do you?

[ShadesFox]

I was thinking more hidden in plane sight, where there is a 'campus', it looks pretty and and there is always hustle and bustle and it looks like any other university.  Though, the real campus is elsewhere.

You are excited by this idea because it is, at some deep and primitive level, and awesome idea.

And llearch, only time will answer that question.

[Darkdragon]

Who would be the professors?

[VSMIT]

Does anyone really need to answer that question?

[Darkdragon]

In hindsight, I shouldn't need to. Instead, I'll ask when do they think it'd be finished.

When would it be finished?

[roninfoxtail]

Can one of the classes in the institute be on how to be stealthier?

[ShadesFox]

Who would be the professors?

Anyone who could stand up and lecture with out getting eaten alive.

Does anyone really need to answer that question?

Eh, didn't have to, but I did anyways.

In hindsight, I shouldn't need to. Instead, I'll ask when do they think it'd be finished.

When would it be finished?

What makes you think it isn't finished now?  Other then the fact that I've started nothing new X3

Can one of the classes in the institute be on how to be stealthier?

No specific class, but stealth will be a general requirement.  IE you have to break into class, getting caught breaking in is punishable.  Teleporting is considered a form of breaking in.  Getting caught with a weapon in the halls is punishable, though some classes will require you brining your own weapon.  Things like that.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

why?

To clarify:
Where is my one true love? Why can't I understand people? Why is it that I start getting all sad right around this time of year about being all alone? Do I expect too much of myself? From life? Will I ever find love, and if/when I do how will I know? why can't I talk to people? Will I ever get better? is there a silver lining in the clouds? Will I live a happily ever after?

[Darkdragon]

Would you consider investing in an anti-teleportation field? I know a producer who produces the best security products and I might be able to get a discount...

[Lushin]

why?

To clarify:
Where is my one true love? Why can't I understand people? Why is it that I start getting all sad right around this time of year about being all alone? Do I expect too much of myself? From life? Will I ever find love, and if/when I do how will I know? why can't I talk to people? Will I ever get better? is there a silver lining in the clouds? Will I live a happily ever after?

*Takes a deep breath* Because.
Somewhere you haven't looked yet. People are confuseing. Somthing in the air.  It seems you must, take things as they come. Everyone expects too much of life. You will know. Cause you don't like people. If you want too. Not always. Too many people expect a happily ever after, they are not happy with what they got and are always expecting more.

Would you consider investing in an anti-teleportation field? I know a producer who produces the best security products and I might be able to get a discount...

No, we don't care if they try it. They get caught they will be punished.

[Angel]

If you had gluten allergies and could not eat cake, would you have the option not to take part in the tests?

(reads back questions from previous pages) Wait a second, this thing has a PLOT?

If there were no distractions, what would happen?

[Mao]

Will there ever be peace and tranquility in my life?  If not, why?

[Roureem Egas]

If you had gluten allergies and could not eat cake, would you have the option not to take part in the tests?

(reads back questions from previous pages) Wait a second, this thing has a PLOT?

If there were no distractions, what would happen?

What tests?

You seem to be lost.

We would pursue all that glitters. For diversions.

Will there ever be peace and tranquility in my life?  If not, why?

If it's anything like mine, not for some time to come. Jerkass/hardass combo of a teacher who seems to equate everything to statistics and expects you to know material that has never been introduced in the introductory course. Looks terrible in that hat too.

[Slowtini]

*eats homemade macaroni and cheese*

Why is it sooooooo delicious? I NEED TO KNOW

[Kipiru]

Why did they cancel Star Trek Enterprise?

[Azlan]

*eats homemade macaroni and cheese*

Why is it sooooooo delicious? I NEED TO KNOW D:

Special sauce... ever see that Kids in the Hall skit...

Why did they cancel Star Trek Enterprise?

Because it sucks... badly...

[ShadesFox]

Yea... while Enterprise had some potential at the very end, it as too little too late.  The only episodes worth watching were the strange one off episodes outside of the main arcs of suck.  Though I have much luff for the mirror universe episode.

[Slowtini]

An even BETTER question, is WHY DID THEY CANCEL FIREFLY?! 

[Kenji]

An even BETTER question, is WHY DID THEY CANCEL FIREFLY?! 

Because they made a vodka+ice tea drink named Firefly and frankly, I'd give it a much higher review.

[Kipiru]

Why are Star Trek haters allowed to roam free?

[Lushin]

Why are Star Trek haters allowed to roam free?

Cause there are more haters than anything else. Except the fact people thought Star Trek wasn't all the impressive.

[Zedd]

When is it the best time to use bananas for banana nut bread?

Do they make medications for multi personalitys syndrome in animals?

What pudding is better? Butterscotch or Vanilla?

Do you like grape or orange soda?

Is there a better way of washing hands without the water splashing it onto my crotch?

[Roureem Egas]

When is it the best time to use bananas for banana nut bread?

Do they make medications for multi personalitys syndrome in animals?

What pudding is better? Butterscotch or Vanilla?

Do you like grape or orange soda?

Is there a better way of washing hands without the water splashing it onto my crotch?

If I remember TGH right, ripe to the point it's falling apart and mushy.

...no?

Can't say. Never liked pudding.

Hmm...orange.

Wait, what now?

[Slowtini]

I seem to have Misplaced my BattleCruiser MK IIX
Do any of you know where it is?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I seem to have Misplaced my BattleCruiser MK IIX
Do any of you know where it is?

The stapler is behind you.

[Darkdragon]

What are some games the APF's could play from sunset to sunrise?

[ShadesFox]

I could play, "Kick the damn cluster into submission" all day.  I usually do.

[Darkdragon]

Has the gold coin which you (ShadesFox) took from the Vend-o-mat gone to fund the APF university?

What are some uses, aside from physics and maths calculations, of trigonometry?