Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Poofyspikes]

Why is it that no matter how much I try, the good guy always finds a way through the trap filled dungeon?!

Checkpoints.

You should really stop putting them before every major challenge, you know.

But it's so amusing to watch them battle the same guy over and over again for hours!

Unlike you, however, they seem to learn from their mistakes.

Why is it so that so many colleagues like to keep the secrets of their one fatal vice beyond the Impassible Mountains and the Valley of Doom, guarded by the Eternal Demons?

They don't have access to Swiss bank deposit boxes, so it's about as good as you're going to get otherwise.

[Darkdragon]

What do all the flashing lights on my router mean?

[Poofyspikes]

What do all the flashing lights on my router mean?

One light flashes whenever a 1 is sent, another for 0s, and the rest are set to go off at the most distracting time possible.

[e_voyager]

how does my sarcasm compare to that of Poofyspikes?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

how does my sarcasm compare to that of Poofyspikes?

Can we answer "poorly" ?

[e_voyager]

is boxy asking for trouble?

[Darkdragon]

Am I in the audience to the King of Sarcasm? Perhaps I should grovel to rectify this transgression?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Who will help me make my bread?

[Gabi]

e_voyager: his is more subtle.
llearch n'n'daCorna: you can, but you're already in the punishment queue. Now go and report to Ink.
Darkdragon: moo. And potatoes with cream.
xHaZxMaTx: I can help you if you when I get back home, if you come too.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Where can I find Ink? And should I be worried that I have to look for him?

[Darkdragon]

Would such punishment be unfit for the eyes of minors?

[meany]

Why can I still enter a church without bursting into flame?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Did you know that today is pi day? 3/14, or 3.14

Pi day!

[e_voyager]

why is it that today Vampire_pink's  birthday  is not showing up on any calenders?
will her birthday and St Patrick's day intertwind withing the newt 3 years?
is it okay to drink tea at a celebration where most people are drinking alcohol?

[ShadesFox]

Where can I find Ink? And should I be worried that I have to look for him?

Ink exists in the darkness of everyone's heart.  And yes, you should be worried that you have to look for him.

Would such punishment be unfit for the eyes of minors?

Depends, how much does it take to make you vomit?

Why can I still enter a church without bursting into flame?

Because there is no god.  Only fox.  *Gets out his lighter and approaches  Meany.*

Did you know that today is pi day? 3/14, or 3.14

Pi day!

Indeed, and there was pie.

why is it that today Vampire_pink's  birthday  is not showing up on any calenders?
will her birthday and St Patrick's day intertwind withing the newt 3 years?
is it okay to drink tea at a celebration where most people are drinking alcohol?

Government conspiracy.  Now, enter the church with Meany.  I don't care if it is on fire right now.

[Fuyudenki]

Shouldn't it disturb me more if the darkness in everyone's heart is easy to find?

Entering a church together, are Meany and E_Voyager getting married?

[ShadesFox]

Shouldn't it disturb me more if the darkness in everyone's heart is easy to find?

Entering a church together, are Meany and E_Voyager getting married?

Not really no

Yes, in the church of hot burning death.

[e_voyager]

why must everyone try to marry me off?
what would my sis think of you saying that?
say who took all the tea?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Do tea leaves taste like tea?

[Darkdragon]

Why when I ask for iced tea they always come with a lemon slice?

[ShadesFox]

why must everyone try to marry me off?
what would my sis think of you saying that?
say who took all the tea?

Maybe you are hot.
"Oh thank God, does this mean he is finally going away?"
The usual suspect is Gabi.

Do tea leaves taste like tea?

Mayhaps.  Only way to know is to chew on a few.

Why when I ask for iced tea they always come with a lemon slice?

Because, everyone actually hates you and are talking about you behind your back.

[meany]

Stabbity or no stabbity?

[Poofyspikes]

Stabbity or no stabbity?

You can have all the stabbities you want. Now hold still for a sec...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Can I help? I'm good at stabbity...

[techmaster-glitch]

Why is ShadesFox's new avatar so AWSOME?

[Roureem Egas]

Can I help? I'm good at stabbity...

Hmm, sure. It'd be even better if you were the magician's box that swords go through. Keeping something still AND stabbing all done in one stroke.

Why is ShadesFox's new avatar so AWSOME? D:

It was done by Ink. I believe it's an indirect way to get your soul.

Now excuse me while I stare at it for a while.

[e_voyager]

what of those of us who have no soul?
do you have any sympathy for us?

[ShadesFox]

what of those of us who have no soul?
do you have any sympathy for us?

Nah, no need.  You can just snuggle the void that is your soul.

Also I trimmed down the avi, the full picture is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1158532/

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What's a Valmanway?

[Gabi]

From Wikipedia:

"Valmanway from Castlevania games (though it was called Crissaegrim once), a sword which, when used, emit razorwind around itself doing multiple hits. Valmanway is also extraordinarily light, capable of very quick attack as well as giving its wielder more freedom to his movements. It is the most powerful of all the "short sword" weapons in Dawn of Sorrow."