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[VSMIT]

When does it not?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Should I be scared?

[Gabi]

Euphemisms are fine.  The question is, what's he think it's a euphemism for?

Funny, that post does include a question, but not a question mark. It's the opposite of what some people *cough*llearch*cough* often do. I'll allow Shades to answer... if he feels like it and the topic's rating allows it.

This is going to hurt, isn't it?

You were the one who got this started with the butt enchantments. Now you're complaining? Tsk.

When does it not?

When you play nicely.

Should I be scared?

That's up to you.

[Zet]

If Pi equals ~3.14; what does cake equal? 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

If Pi equals ~3.14; what does cake equal? 

2 * Pi * r ?

[Poofyspikes]

If Pi equals ~3.14; what does cake equal? 

(butter+sugar+eggs+milk+flour+baking powder)^(mix*bake) + decoration + love.

If Pi equals ~3.14; what does cake equal? 

2 * Pi * r ?

*coats the box with cake batter and shoves him in the oven*

[ShadesFox]

If Pi equals ~3.14; what does cake equal? 

2 * Pi * r ?

*coats the box with cake batter and shoves him in the oven*

*ponders this for a moment.  Pulls the cake box out.  Then he whips up some baked alaska to put under the box and resumes the baking.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Won't someone think of the children?

[Kenji]

Won't someone think of the children?

You're right.
We were completely ignoring that we had all those children in the world! Get a giant pot and we can cure starvation!

[Poofyspikes]

A thick hearty stew sounds really good right about now. Get on it, Kenji.

[Kenji]

Right. Would someone round up the children for me?

[ShadesFox]

*watches you bunch as he eats his stew.*
*Yes, I am serious, I made stew for dinner.*
*And I'm eating it.  Yum.*

[e_voyager]

did any one miss me while i was away?
did anyone even  notice i was gone?

[ShadesFox]

did any one miss me while i was away?
did anyone even  notice i was gone?

*continues to munch on his stew, taking a bit of time on a thing of beef.*
If you are there... then what is in here?

[VSMIT]

What made you think you were eating e_voyager?

[ShadesFox]

What made you think you were eating e_voyager?

The fact that he had been gone for a while, and this stew is delicious.

[VSMIT]

Can I have some?

[ShadesFox]

Can I have some?

No.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Can I watch you eat e_voyager for real?

[Kenji]

Can I watch you eat e_voyager for real?

Frickin vore voyeurs.

[e_voyager]

why is it so hard to be a metal entity here?
does no one here realize that voyagers voyage?
my home computer died. my i have yours?

[Gabi]

why is it so hard to be a metal entity here?
does no one here realize that voyagers voyage?
my home computer died. my i have yours?

It's not particularly hard, but if it troubles you, you could try switching to a softer metal.

We all know that. What's there to realize?

I may share it with you, if you come here.

[meany]

May I have some children stew?

[Gabi]

No.

[Rakala]

What do you think everybody in the world could do to make the world a better place?

[Kenji]

What do you think everybody in the world could do to make the world a better place?

You know those massive volcanoes that were once covering the Earth?
I'd open one or two around every major city.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Has Kenji heard of the Yellowstone caldera?

[Kenji]

Has Kenji heard of the Yellowstone caldera?

I have now.
I'll make my own, thanks. No need to borrow.

[e_voyager]

i have a flesh and blood body but do i dare bring it to the scary place?
will i ever have piece of mind?
is it time to  break the rules and save the world?

[Gabi]

KK, you're crazy. In a scary way. You won't make the world a better place by destroying it, it's people who think that way who are hurting it the most. The first time I just took it as a joke, but this seems to be a recurring theme with you.

i have a flesh and blood body but do i dare bring it to the scary place?
will i ever have piece of mind?
is it time to  break the rules and save the world?

Just try and bring your body to the scary place.
And here I was thinking you had a whole mind. Life's full of surprises.
If you have a plan that may work, go ahead.