Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[e_voyager]

Poofy are you sure your not my younger bother? (age and birthday aside you to have nearly identical personalities. )

is it really wise the mock some one threatening your soul?

[Sufurin Scorda]

How come whenever I read one of Eibbor's posts, I imagine Izzy from Digimon (The guy in his avatar) talking? And why do I think he's going to answer this question just to spite me?

I am totally happy having my opinions spoken in Izzy's voice.
"Prodigious!"

I hate you. But love you for liking Digimon at the same time. And Izzy's my favorite season 1 care, so more luv for u. *Tries to kill Eibbor with digi-fantard love*

How come no one likes Digimon any more? I know that it's not as popular as Pokemon, since it doesn't have like twenty different games, but I think it's better. Mostly because there's no Ash.

Why do I have to do so many essays? I have essays in classes that aren't related to English at all. (I have one in my Computer Lit class, I had one in a Health class last semester, I had one in my Spanish class this year and one in my Spanish class last year, I had one in my Algebra class last year...) It's insane!

Why can't I have 'em in English class? One, they're about the dumbest things that I'll never have a use for, and two, the ones I have in English class seem...more "fun". And I already have good spelling, grammar, etc. anyway, unlike 80% of my classmates.

[Kenji]

Poofy are you sure your not my younger bother? (age and birthday aside you to have nearly identical personalities. )

is it really wise the mock some one threatening your soul?

Siblings rarely have the same personality.

[e_voyager]

not the same as me the same as my younger brother.

[Kenji]

not the same as me the same as my younger brother.

Fine then, Mr. Specific.

*bang*

[e_voyager]

why is kenji mad at me?
doe he realize that depleted uranium armor piercing shells are just about the only things he could fire  that might hut me from and hand gun and that even then he'd have to be withing 30 feet for full effect. ?
does he know that such shell would likely poison him as well?

[Kenji]

why is kenji mad at me?
doe he realize that depleted uranium armor piercing shells are just about the only things he could fire  that might hut me from and hand gun and that even then he'd have to be withing 30 feet for full effect. ?
does he know that such shell would likely poison him as well?

Its a fair hate.
I don't recall saying anything about a handgun.
You can't really poison something that can burn away any traces of foreign particles.

[Darkdragon]

Why are all the complications so fancy?

[Eibborn]

I hate you. :c But love you for liking Digimon at the same time. And Izzy's my favorite season 1 care, so more luv for u. *Tries to kill Eibbor with digi-fantard love*

How come no one likes Digimon any more? I know that it's not as popular as Pokemon, since it doesn't have like twenty different games, but I think it's better. Mostly because there's no Ash.

Why do I have to do so many essays? I have essays in classes that aren't related to English at all. :c (I have one in my Computer Lit class, I had one in a Health class last semester, I had one in my Spanish class this year and one in my Spanish class last year, I had one in my Algebra class last year...) It's insane!

Why can't I have 'em in English class? One, they're about the dumbest things that I'll never have a use for, and two, the ones I have in English class seem...more "fun". And I already have good spelling, grammar, etc. anyway, unlike 80% of my classmates.

I CAN FIELD THESE QUESTIONS!
Izzy's my favourite as well! :D ~<3
I suspect that it's because the seasons started going downhill after the first. And then evidently they got good again  later, but by then everyone had jumped ship and the whole thing was old news. It can only be popular once!
I'm one of those who wasn't a fan of season 2, and stopped watching midway through it.

Oh ho! Essays; not just for English! My girlfriend just had to write an 8-page essay for her <i>history</i> class!
I can't say how a Spanish essay would work, though. You had to write it all in Spanish, or something, I guess? I dunno. Teachers, hey! Weeeeird.
Also, the dumbest thing that you never had a use for is the proper formatting of citations! Related, but FAR MORE INANE.

[Darkdragon]

Why, does misfortune befall upon thee because of Music essays and the ilk?

[ShadesFox]

Why, does misfortune befall upon thee because of Music essays and the ilk?

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[VSMIT]

What was that?

[ShadesFox]

What was that?

Since this is a PG forum I shall simply refer to it as BF.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Who told you about the BF? >.>

[Eibborn]

Well, there goes the thread! 

[Poofyspikes]

Man, did you really have to stretch out the forum to accommodate your esoteric programming language? And what does that program do, anyways?

[Kenji]

Annoy people, of course.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why is everyone else complaining about the forum being stretched?  It's not stretched for me.

[Kenji]

You and Shades are just used to things being stretched out.
What with the pink needles and all.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why do you suck so much?

[Kenji]

Well, how many sucks does it take to get to the center of a juice box?

[xHaZxMaTx]

...None?

[ShadesFox]

Whaaaaaaa!
There, I fixed it.  Nice thing about BF is that is that only +-[],.<> are instructions, so everything else is ignored.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How do you activate the self-destruct mechanism of someone's computer hardrive?

[ShadesFox]

How do you activate the self-destruct mechanism of someone's computer hardrive?

Used to be that you could hack the firmware to set it up so that disk sucked down an insane amount of power, frying it instantly.  I've not tried that lately, though I'm sure it has been fixed up.

[Sufurin Scorda]

Why is Izzy Eibbor's favorite character? And is Tentomon his favorite Digimon?

What was season 2 about? I don't remember. I remember season one, the season with Guilmon, Renamon and Terriermon (I don't think that was S2), the one where the kids could turn into Digimon (I never liked that one. I don't know why.), and the one where they could make their Digimon digivolve with certain items to turn into certain Digimon.

Actually, the two Spanish essays I wrote were in English, and just about Spanish-related things. The one I had to write recently was about bull-fighting, and I believe the other one I had to write last year was about the Day of the Dead.

Why must citations be so hard to do? I had to learn about them in my English class and my typing class last semester, and I still don't understand them...or remember how to do them.

How come taking tests like the ACT makes no sense? I had to take a "practice ACT" back in September/October, and I had like 5 or so minutes left after every section except Science, but I couldn't go ahead or anything. And I guessed on probably 75% of the Science questions because I had 10 minutes to do 20-25 problems and didn't have enough time for each question. It's not fairrrrrrrrr

[e_voyager]

How do you activate the self-destruct mechanism of someone's computer hardrive?

Used to be that you could hack the firmware to set it up so that disk sucked down an insane amount of power, frying it instantly.  I've not tried that lately, though I'm sure it has been fixed up.

I used to do that but i don't think it works anymore. tell me has anyone patched up the security hole in the microsoft softer were? i think they call it vista.

[Eibborn]

Why is Izzy Eibbor's favorite character? And is Tentomon his favorite Digimon?

Due to extreme awesomeness! Actually, it was probably more because he was a character I related to. Not only is he the kind of geek who's more interested in his computer, he's smart (I imagined I was smart when I was a little kid) and has red hair! Like me! Meeee!
...Actually, Megakabuterimon is my favourite. ROCKET POWERED BEETLE COMING AT YOU!
But you know, it's more or less the same.

What was season 2 about? I don't remember. I remember season one, the season with Guilmon, Renamon and Terriermon (I don't think that was S2), the one where the kids could turn into Digimon (I never liked that one. I don't know why.), and the one where they could make their Digimon digivolve with certain items to turn into certain Digimon.

It was like Season 1 with all new characters, only this time they were completely hollow. Some of 'em were just Version II of first season characters.
I found myself disliking 'em all.

Actually, the two Spanish essays I wrote were in English, and just about Spanish-related things. The one I had to write recently was about bull-fighting, and I believe the other one I had to write last year was about the Day of the Dead.

Why must citations be so hard to do? I had to learn about them in my English class and my typing class last semester, and I still don't understand them...or remember how to do them.

Only good thing about them is that you can more-or-less copy the format out of a book. Of course, it seems to change for inane reasons every year or so, so you have to keep updating.

How come taking tests like the ACT makes no sense? I had to take a "practice ACT" back in September/October, and I had like 5 or so minutes left after every section except Science, but I couldn't go ahead or anything. And I guessed on probably 75% of the Science questions because I had 10 minutes to do 20-25 problems and didn't have enough time for each question. It's not fairrrrrrrrr

I... don't even know what an ACT is. SO I DUNNO. Just hearing you, I guess it's because they want to know if your fast at all of it or something.

[Darkdragon]

Why is it such a commonplace of a habit for people of all walks procrastinate until the last moment?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Why is it such a commonplace of a habit for people of all walks procrastinate until the last moment?

I'll answer that one later, if I may?