Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[yakanaj]

What is the best way to cook a squirrel?

[e_voyager]

why are Gabi's responses so much nicer the poofy's

[Poofyspikes]

Why is the world flat?

Steamrollers.

What is the best way to cook a squirrel?

Eat it raw - that way the other squirrels know you mean business.

why are Gabi's responses so much nicer the poofy's

I'm a sarcastic bastard. Duh.

[e_voyager]

are you poking fun at me Poofy?

[ShadesFox]

are you poking fun at me Poofy?

Yes.

[Kenji]

are you poking fun at me Poofy?

Yes.

We poke fun at everyone's poofy, even if they seem to speak in an Irish tone.

[Zedd]

Should I sleep or stay up more?

[Gabi]

Should I sleep or stay up more?

That would depend on how long you're staying up now.

[yakanaj]

How do I convince my other personalities that I am sane?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

How do I convince my other personalities that I am sane?

Why would you want to?

[Roureem Egas]

How do I convince my other personalities that I am sane?

Is there a cute little shotaro boy or an outspoken girl in there? If not, dancing with the brooms might help.

[e_voyager]

sleep and free time are losing all meaning to me. how can i juggle work and still find time to be happy when i have bills that i must pay?

[Gabi]

At the beginning of each day, or perhaps the day before, set up a schedule for the day that includes both work and fun so that you'll be able to do what you have to do, and also what you want to do.

[Darkdragon]

How does one create works of art?

[Gabi]

There are various ways... there are even various works of art. In my experience, the creation process can begin in 2 ways: with inspiration, or with intention.

If it begins with inspiration, you get an idea that you like and you start exploring it further, trying to figure out where it can take you, and working out the details as you see fit (there are several different ways to do this).

If it begins with intention, there's a reason why you want to create something, so you work with that reason, searching for anything related to it that you may find useful. Then you put all the useful bits together and try to dig deeper, trying to work out whatever is missing, until you get the full picture.

This covers only the imagination part, which is what all forms of art have in common. From there onwards, the process varies depending on what form of art you have chosen. Do you want to draw a picture? Write a story? A poem? A song? Make a sculpture? Take a special photo? The process will vary according to the answer.

[KarlOmega1]

What would you do to stop someone from flaming a friend?

[Eibborn]

Contact the authorities, honestly. Admins, Mods, whatever.
I think, though, that the best way to stop flaming is to not react to it. Tell your friend that if they reply, they are just entertaining the flamer, and giving them something to react to.

Edited because I fail at grammar.

[e_voyager]

why do i continue to try and do something note worthy when i know that eventually all i do will be forgotten?

[Gabi]

why do i continue to try and do something note worthy when i know that eventually all i do will be forgotten?

You don't know that for a fact.

[yakanaj]

If Mab were real, Would the world end?

[Roureem Egas]

If Mab were real, Would the world end?

Nah. It's just be news when the nearest oven blasts into tiny bits.

[Darkdragon]

Why must lawyers make people's live so hard?

[Kenji]

Why must lawyers make people's live so hard?

They have what we call a "Sue Note". They write the names of people in it. Those people get annoyed 45 seconds later. This act lengthens the lawyer's life span and increases the size of their bank account. If you see one, make sure to take their Sue Note and write their own name in it.

[yakanaj]

How do I convince my husband that the thudding in the basement is a mouse and not my secret harem?

[e_voyager]

can i be part of yakanaj's secret harlem

[James StarRunner]

can i be part of yakanaj's secret harlem

*holds a screwdriver and grins evilly*
May I disassemble him? 

[yakanaj]

can i be part of yakanaj's secret harlem

*holds a screwdriver and grins evilly*
May I disassemble him? 

Can I eat popcorn as I watch this?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

How do I convince my husband that the thudding in the basement is a mouse and not my secret harem?

Why would you want to? Surely he's part of it?

Oh, hang on, you're thinking about the mouse, not the harem...

[e_voyager]

i watched harlem nights but i don't remember it being like this.
why do they want to disassemble me when doing a poor job could vaporize a good 3 mile chunk or the plant as my fusion core overloads?

[yakanaj]

i watched harlem nights but i don't remember it being like this.
why do they want to disassemble me when doing a poor job could vaporize a good 3 mile chunk or the plant as my fusion core overloads?

Wouldn't that be entertaining?