Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Eibborn]

How do I convince my husband that the thudding in the basement is a mouse and not my secret harem?

Don't try! It'll keep him jumpy.

can i be part of yakanaj's secret harlem

You bet! To her basement, quick!

can i be part of yakanaj's secret harlem

*holds a screwdriver and grins evilly*
May I disassemble him? 

For sure! He's waiting downstairs.

can i be part of yakanaj's secret harlem

*holds a screwdriver and grins evilly*
May I disassemble him? 

Can I eat popcorn as I watch this?

Alright, but you'd better hurry! He's going to start right away!

How do I convince my husband that the thudding in the basement is a mouse and not my secret harem?

Why would you want to? Surely he's part of it?

Oh, hang on, you're thinking about the mouse, not the harem...

.... XD!

i watched harlem nights but i don't remember it being like this.
why do they want to disassemble me when doing a poor job could vaporize a good 3 mile chunk or the plant as my fusion core overloads?

I choose the vaporising the plant. Minimal damage, there? Do I get to pick which plant, or do you?

i watched harlem nights but i don't remember it being like this.
why do they want to disassemble me when doing a poor job could vaporize a good 3 mile chunk or the plant as my fusion core overloads?

Wouldn't that be entertaining?

I dunno. I'd feel kinda bad for the poor plant. So young! So beautiful! ;_; Alas, a sacrifice must be made!

[e_voyager]

i watched harlem nights but i don't remember it being like this.
why do they want to disassemble me when doing a poor job could vaporize a good 3 mile chunk or the plant as my fusion core overloads?

I choose the vaporising the plant. Minimal damage, there? Do I get to pick which plant, or do you?

i'd go with three mile island but sure you can chose the plant. there are other nuclear power plates sights around.
which one would you chose? either way the planet and the mechanic / machine suffer.

[Darkdragon]

Why do people get writer's block?

[Kenji]

Why do people get writer's block?

Life is telling them to go play Tetris instead.

[Darkdragon]

Ah, so you have enlightened me! How can I repay?

[Kenji]

Ah, so you have enlightened me! How can I repay?

Lots of gold.

[Eibborn]

i'd go with three mile island but sure you can chose the plant. there are other nuclear power plates sights around.
which one would you chose? either way the planet and the mechanic / machine suffer.

...What? Diplomacy has broken down! D8

[Angel]

Just so I can settle something once and for all: Is there a difference between "I lost my such-and-such" and "I can't find my such-and-such"?

Why does the Skullivan walk in the moonlit night?

How does one deal with idiots if nothing heavy is available?

[ShadesFox]

Just so I can settle something once and for all: Is there a difference between "I lost my such-and-such" and "I can't find my such-and-such"?

Why does the Skullivan walk in the moonlit night?

How does one deal with idiots if nothing heavy is available?

I've always thought of the difference as temporal.  Lost is an extended misplaced.

Because it is too damn hot during the day.

Make something heavy.

[Darkdragon]

Do the all purpose foxes prefer to have the general populace more inquisitive or less, and why?

[Zedd]

What happens if Shades said Candle Jack?

[Gabi]

Do the all purpose foxes prefer to have the general populace more inquisitive or less, and why?

I can't speak for the others, but I prefer coming to this thread and seeing one or two new posts, but not so many that I wouldn't have the time to reply to them all.

What happens if Shades said Candle Jack?

Candle Jack would probably be too scared to show up. Shades does have a habit of setting things - and people - on fire.

[e_voyager]

who is candle jack? i don't think i've ever heard of him.

[ShadesFox]

who is candle jack? i don't think i've ever heard of him.

From the show Freakazoid.  He is a villian who shows up and kidnaps anywone who says Candle Jack.
*turns around*
Not NOW!  I'm NOT in the mood for you!

What happens if Shades said Candle Jack?

Candle Jack would probably be too scared to show up. Shades does have a habit of setting things - and people - on fire.

The hills are alive with burning~
*goes outside*
Oh shit, they really are. (note that is less then a mile and a half from me).

[Darkdragon]

Who has committed this act of four arson?

[yakanaj]

 Sometimes Time is annoying. At times I  need it to go faster and sometimes I need it to go slower. What can I do to control the passage of time?

[Kenji]

Sometimes Time is annoying. At times I  need it to go faster and sometimes I need it to go slower. What can I do to control the passage of time?

Catch Dialga.

[e_voyager]

why am i forgetting my childhood? i loved that show.
is it creepy that i still have the theme song memorized?
i wrote a poem inspired by ink do you think he'll like it?

[Gabi]

why am i forgetting my childhood? i loved that show.
is it creepy that i still have the theme song memorized?
i wrote a poem inspired by ink do you think he'll like it?

I think that what's really creepy is that your childhood had a theme song.

[Darkdragon]

Why must teachers give so much notes?

[Gabi]

Why must teachers give so much notes?

If you're asking why we write so much when we grade something, it's to help the students understand what's wrong and learn from it.

[yakanaj]

If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, How much time would it take and how much should I pay him?

[Gabi]

If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, How much time would it take and how much should I pay him?

You should arrange the price with him. In any case it shouldn't take more than a few minutes.

Oh, and I've looked after your green patch.

[Eibborn]

Without looking it up, what are the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World? This is a test.

[Dakata]

How come most of my classmates are lazy and get whiny about doing 5 EASY math/chemistry problems, or reading 5-15 pages in a book, etc.? It's not that hard! I mean, you barely have to think.

Why does Eibbor seem so much cooler than he usually is? Is it the avatar? Or is he just naturally awesome?

Why is Chemistry so hard?

Why is Bill so dumb? Is it because he likes Nascar? (IT PROBABLY IS. )

Did someone say Candlejack? Because I thought I just heard someone say Ca

[e_voyager]

does no one else have theme songs form their past?
am i alone in a world full of people?

[Angel]

Do lawyers really need to use such difficult words and repetitive phrases? (i.e., my aunt's gem, "notwithstanding any of the foregoing to the contrary")

Is there any way to make politics more interesting? I want to figure out if Obama or McCain will be my pick, but politics bore me to sleep...

[Darkdragon]

Why must I always get assigned to do skits in history class? I'm sure the teacher knows I'm bad at acting, yet he lets the rest of the class do posters and I have to do a skit! What sort of discrimination is this?

[Roureem Egas]

Without looking it up, what are the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World? This is a test.

All I can remember right now are: The Great Wall of China, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Pyramids of Egypt, and the...Parthenon, was it? I think the Colossus of Rhodes might have been one. I forget if the Roman Colosseum and the Leaning Tower of Pisa were wonders too or just tourist attractions. HOW DID I DO EIBBOR?

How come most of my classmates are lazy and get whiny about doing 5 EASY math/chemistry problems, or reading 5-15 pages in a book, etc.? It's not that hard! I mean, you barely have to think.

Why does Eibbor seem so much cooler than he usually is? Is it the avatar? Or is he just naturally awesome?

Why is Chemistry so hard?

Why is Bill so dumb? Is it because he likes Nascar? (IT PROBABLY IS. )

Did someone say Candlejack? Because I thought I just heard someone say Ca

Because they can. Maybe they'll be at the nearest fast food joint in a couple years.

I'mma leave that one. 'cause I'm lazy like that.

If my teacher was any indication, terrible teaching.

"We are living our lives...abound with so much information..."

does no one else have theme songs form their past?
am i alone in a world full of people?

...No.

Maybe, if you see yourself that way.

Do lawyers really need to use such difficult words and repetitive phrases? (i.e., my aunt's gem, "notwithstanding any of the foregoing to the contrary")

Is there any way to make politics more interesting? I want to figure out if Obama or McCain will be my pick, but politics bore me to sleep...

It's required, and part of the system anyway.

Add drama, maybe? Like a new scandal or something.

Why must I always get assigned to do skits in history class? I'm sure the teacher knows I'm bad at acting, yet he lets the rest of the class do posters and I have to do a skit! What sort of discrimination is this?

He hates you, probably.

[ShadesFox]

Soliciting opinions here.  2 sense is soliciting new segments.  I'm tempted to try and send in an APF answer segment.  I would probably draw a few out of this thread to get things started.  Thoughts, opinions?