Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Darkdragon]

Is there such a custom?

[e_voyager]

My boss is picking me up for work for a five am shift. once there i'll be working for an unknown amount of time. and i'm on the public transportations system. whats my question?

Am i crazy for agreeing to work this shift tomorrow at five am with out even knowing were i'm going of if i'll be able to make it home that night?

[Gabi]

I wouldn't say 'crazy' is the word, but you're taking quite a risk. I hope you have a contingency plan.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Is the Fragarach a true mythical sword?

[ShadesFox]

Is the Fragarach a true mythical sword?

*steps out with a sword*
It's not mythical anymore!  Bwahahaha!

[e_voyager]

Why do we always want what we can't have?

[Kenji]

Why do we always want what we can't have?

Once you get it, you've no longer a need to want it, because you already have it.

[Poofyspikes]

So I bought that doggy in the window for $100 on eBay (y'know, the one with the waggity tail). Did I get ripped off?

[Kenji]

So I bought that doggy in the window for $100 on eBay (y'know, the one with the waggity tail). Did I get ripped off?

If it shoots lasers, you're good to go.

[Fuyudenki]

I finished watching Lucky Star.   what am I gonna do now?

[e_voyager]

What is Lucky  star?
is it related to outlaw star at all beyond similar names?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

I need to make a catapalt for phisics class (the class were they teach stuff I don't beleive in) and why won't it shoot pies? Acually, why won't it shoot anything more than two feet?

[Roureem Egas]

I finished watching Lucky Star.   what am I gonna do now?

You'll survive.

What is Lucky  star?
is it related to outlaw star at all beyond similar names?

An anime of a different genre and flavor. Not all that chicken-y, but a more nut cake kind of taste.

I need to make a catapalt for phisics class (the class were they teach stuff I don't beleive in) and why won't it shoot pies? Acually, why won't it shoot anything more than two feet?

Make it bigger or make it better. Or red. Red is good too.

[Sufurin Scorda]

Why does everyone at school think I have a dragon fetish?

How come lyric sites never have good lyrics? Whenever I search for lyrics, half of the lyrics I see are incomplete or have parts that...don't make sense at all and aren't even in the song.

How come nobody likes you when you're dead?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What's the chances of world domination?

[Poofyspikes]

Why does everyone at school think I have a dragon fetish?

How come lyric sites never have good lyrics? Whenever I search for lyrics, half of the lyrics I see are incomplete or have parts that...don't make sense at all and aren't even in the song.

How come nobody likes you when you're dead?

Come on, you had sex with a dragon in the quad. I figured that would speak for itself, but apparently not...

For the last time, lyrics sites and the crazy cat lady are not one and the same.

Dead bodies are stinky.

What's the chances of world domination?

I'd say about 100% for those carbon-based life forms.

[Sufurin Scorda]

I've never had sex with a dragon. I'm a pure little Dak. Why does Poofy think that?

How come whenever I read one of Eibbor's posts, I imagine Izzy from Digimon (The guy in his avatar) talking? And why do I think he's going to answer this question just to spite me?

How come the Resident Evil 4 game has crazy spanish villagers and not zombies?

The bear traps I left under my bed and in my closet for Boogeyman are gone and I haven't seen him in weeks, what should I do?

[ShadesFox]

I've never had sex with a dragon. I'm a pure little Dak. Why does Poofy think that?

How come whenever I read one of Eibbor's posts, I imagine Izzy from Digimon (The guy in his avatar) talking? And why do I think he's going to answer this question just to spite me?

How come the Resident Evil 4 game has crazy spanish villagers and not zombies?

The bear traps I left under my bed and in my closet for Boogeyman are gone and I haven't seen him in weeks, what should I do?

*Watches a computer screen, you can faintly hear something in the background*
Youtube.  Pure my furry tail!  Or hers apparently.

Because you are damaged beyond repair.  And you don't know me very well.

Zomebies are on strike.

Go to a village in Spain full of crazies.  I'm sure they can help.

[Ren Gaulen]

How do I cleave and smite Evil?

Why do most of my friends dive for cover whenever I try to light a match? It's not like it's going to eplod-

What is the possibility of world ending if I divide by zero?

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more)

[Poofyspikes]

How do I cleave and smite Evil?

Why do most of my friends dive for cover whenever I try to light a match? It's not like it's going to eplod-

What is the possibility of world ending if I divide by zero?

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more)

For the last time, it's EVEL Knievel. And stop trying to kill him, he's dead already. Let the man get a little rest.

Well, since matches can't go on the internet and they're certainly not going to move at a slow pace of their own volition, I don't see how they can e-plod.
     
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x->0+   x

Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, and Chris Kattan alone in a car. With no condoms.

[Darkdragon]

Is calculus useful besides dividing by zero with? (Or dividing by numbers sufficiently close to zero)

[Kenji]

Is calculus useful besides dividing by zero with? (Or dividing by numbers sufficiently close to zero)

Its excellent for driving students mad to the point where they go braindead, thus making the teachers' jobs much much easier.

[Eibborn]

How come whenever I read one of Eibbor's posts, I imagine Izzy from Digimon (The guy in his avatar) talking? And why do I think he's going to answer this question just to spite me?

I am totally happy having my opinions spoken in Izzy's voice.
"Prodigious!"

[Kenji]

How come whenever I read one of Eibbor's posts, I imagine Izzy from Digimon (The guy in his avatar) talking? And why do I think he's going to answer this question just to spite me?

I am totally happy having my opinions spoken in Izzy's voice.
"Prodigious!"

But do you have a bug sidekick?

[Gabi]

He has something better. He has tea!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What's the mytholical sword of fire again?

[Roureem Egas]

What's the mytholical sword of fire again?

What, Levateinn or however it's spelled? Or maybe Flamdring, or Eld Sleika. I don't think I've ever heard of a sword called Eld Sleika though. And I doubt there's a mythological Flametongue.

[e_voyager]

is it wrong to say in " i should rip out your soul and floss with it!" in public?

[Darkdragon]

What is the most socially accepted response to someone who says "I should rip out your soul and floss with it!"?

[Poofyspikes]

is it wrong to say in " i should rip out your soul and floss with it!" in public?

Flossing in public is always a no-no.

What is the most socially accepted response to someone who says "I should rip out your soul and floss with it!"?

"Make sure you get that broccoli between your buckteeth."