[Art] Cheerleader Ziggy

[Mao]

Jairus looks kinda scared.  He actually looks a lot scared.  I'm not sure if I should be worried for him or be assured in the fact that Zedd came out of this alive and more or less unscathed (though he did seem to have some mental trauma... rightfully so) so he likely will too.  Beyond that I like the little flares you put in to give it that 'magical' moment look.

Janus must be going all Gendo Ikari right now.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus looks kinda scared.  He actually looks a lot scared.

He is probably about to be molesternated by Zig - why shouldn't he be scared?

I'm not sure if I should be worried for him or be assured in the fact that Zedd came out of this alive and more or less unscathed (though he did seem to have some mental trauma... rightfully so) so he likely will too.

But Zedd is an Angel, so he could defend himself. But Jay is not an Altling, so I can't guarantee his safety.. ..Then again, I don't think Zig is planning to harm him.

Beyond that I like the little flares you put in to give it that 'magical' moment look.

The sparkles looked better on the pink background..

Janus must be going all Gendo Ikari right now.

Light Yagami, not Gendo Ikari. "Just as planned" and all.

[Mao]

Jairus looks kinda scared.  He actually looks a lot scared.

He is probably about to be molesternated by Zig - why shouldn't he be scared?

I dunno.. but after reading some of the exchanges you, him and Janus have had both here and in such threads as the 'Cute, but' threads, only part of that statement should scare him. 

I'm not sure if I should be worried for him or be assured in the fact that Zedd came out of this alive and more or less unscathed (though he did seem to have some mental trauma... rightfully so) so he likely will too.

But Zedd is an Angel, so he could defend himself. But Jay is not an Altling, so I can't guarantee his safety.. ..Then again, I don't think Zig is planning to harm him.

Hehe, but he is an engineer in your universe.  He's likely to be good at problem solving.  A pie plate in the right spot can be a real life saver.

Janus must be going all Gendo Ikari right now.

Light Yagami, not Gendo Ikari. "Just as planned" and all.

True, and just as disturbing as an image.  To me though, Gendo was the original.  He didn't even have to say anything.  Every one just knew they were his puppets and that behind those fingers and emotionless eyes of his, he was laughing at them all.

[Tapewolf]

Faithful little chappie, isn't he?

[Ren Gaulen]

He is probably about to be molesternated by Zig - why shouldn't he be scared?

I dunno.. but after reading some of the exchanges you, him and Janus have had both here and in such threads as the 'Cute, but' threads, only part of that statement should scare him. 

Which part?..

Hehe, but he is an engineer in your universe.  He's likely to be good at problem solving.  A pie plate in the right spot can be a real life saver.

Well, for all we know Jairus may have a suit of Nova armour just one "HENSHIN!" away.

Faithful little chappie, isn't he?

Who, Zig?

[Tapewolf]

Faithful little chappie, isn't he?

Who, Zig?

I don't see anyone else hitting on two different boys 

[Jairus]

*applauds* Love it dude, absolutely love it. I can only imagine the reaction I'll get off of my parents when I show it to them next weekend.

Hehe, but he is an engineer in your universe.  He's likely to be good at problem solving.  A pie plate in the right spot can be a real life saver.

Well, for all we know Jairus may have a suit of Nova armour just one "HENSHIN!" away.

Now why would I have one of those?

Besides, similar to Jyrras, I have a handy way of dealing with mental trauma: build stuff that blows stuff up.

[Ren Gaulen]

Well, for all we know Jairus may have a suit of Nova armour just one "HENSHIN!" away.

Now why would I have one of those?

Why not?

Besides, similar to Jyrras, I have a handy way of dealing with mental trauma: build stuff that blows stuff up.

Only, unlike Jyrras, you would actually be able to put it to good use - after all, there are lots of stuff that desperately needs to be blown up within and outside the Federation (like all that Xeno vermin infesting the Frontier).

Faithful little chappie, isn't he?

Who, Zig?

I don't see anyone else hitting on two different boys 

Ah. Well, I never stated that Zig is going to be all that faithful.

[Sunblink]

That is so hot.

Fantastic art, too.

[Ren Gaulen]

That is so hot.

Hmm.. Maybe I should draw ZigXKeaton at some point?..

[Gabi]

Yes... it is rather funny. Especially the confused look on Jairus's face, and the joyful look on Keaton's.

[Jairus]

That is so hot.

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Ren, I think my brain just broke a little bit. Can I get a hug?

Fantastic art, too.

Oh, I agree.

That is so hot.

Hmm.. Maybe I should draw ZigXKeaton at some point?..

But then who would stand beside you? What would they be cheering? What would you say? "Heresy! Oh wait..."

[Ren Gaulen]

That is so hot.

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Ren, I think my brain just broke a little bit. Can I get a hug?

C'mere, you! *Power Hug!*

Hmm.. Maybe I should draw ZigXKeaton at some point?..

But then who would stand beside you? What would they be cheering? What would you say? "Heresy! Oh wait..."

Well, I already had a chibi-Keaton standing beside normal Keaton before, so that is not a problem. As for Ren, he'll be yelling something different. I won't tell what.

[Jairus]

That is so hot.

...

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Ren, I think my brain just broke a little bit. Can I get a hug?

C'mere, you! *Power Hug!*

Awww... thanks, Commissar! *hugs back*

Hmm.. Maybe I should draw ZigXKeaton at some point?..

But then who would stand beside you? What would they be cheering? What would you say? "Heresy! Oh wait..."

Well, I already had a chibi-Keaton standing beside normal Keaton before, so that is not a problem. As for Ren, he'll be yelling something different. I won't tell what.

So what would c^2-Keaton (chibi•chibi, or c^2) be saying at the potential image?

[Ren Gaulen]

So what would c^2-Keaton (chibi•chibi, or c^2) be saying at the potential image?

"YAY! 8D"

[Brunhidden]

thought 1- looks much like how a snake 'mesmerises' a mouse before swallowing

thought 2- i wonder if he will come up against someone who will fight back a bit, or possibly turn tables and take advantage of him instead

thought 3- wow, they dont really have butts now that i see them from the side

thought 4- heh, more keats fun

thought 5- if those chibikeats are all clones, i suddenly see rows uppon rows of them, punching their fists up while shouting something like 'for the emperor'

[Jairus]

thought 1- looks much like how a snake 'mesmerises' a mouse before swallowing

We will not bring vore into this picture, thank you very much.

thought 5- if those chibikeats are all clones, i suddenly see rows uppon rows of them, punching their fists up while shouting something like 'for the emperor'

No, it would be more like...

"Yaoi for the God Emperor!"

Oh dear, I suddenly have a vision of an army of Commissar c^2 Keatons.

[Brunhidden]

thought 1- looks much like how a snake 'mesmerises' a mouse before swallowing

We will not bring vore into this picture, thank you very much.


"Yaoi for the God Emperor!"

Oh dear, I suddenly have a vision of an army of Commissar c^2 Keatons.

more like mesmerizing, i dont think he can cram you down his throat



ye gods, where will we ever find that much yaoi?

[Ren Gaulen]

thought 2- i wonder if he will come up against someone who will fight back a bit, or possibly turn tables and take advantage of him instead

Well, Ren would definitely fight back. And then Rio the Wicked will turn the tables on Zig. ..No, I guess it's too early to talk about Rio - I'd rather introduse her when I run out of other characters for Zig to "seduce". Because after the RioXZig Ziggy would need a lot of therapy.

[Amber Williams]

This thread amuses me so much.

[Ren Gaulen]

This thread amuses me so much.

That's because it is made of shonen-ai and madness.

[Jairus]

more like mesmerizing, i dont think he can cram you down his throat

My dear sir, vore can be a slow process. Not that I would know, the only vore I've been exposed to is a sporking of a vore fanfic. That guy got swallowed whole.

ye gods, where will we ever find that much yaoi?

We have ways.

Well, Ren would definitely fight back. And then Rio the Wicked will turn the tables on Zig. ..No, I guess it's too early to talk about Rio - I'd rather introduse her when I run out of other characters for Zig to "seduce". Because after the RioXZig Ziggy would need a lot of therapy.

The scene: a comfortable office. JAIRUS sits in a big overstuffed chair that completely dwarfs him, is wearing a big pair of glasses and taking notes. ZIG reclines on the couch next to JAIRUS. This is just a chat to get Zig to open up.

JAIRUS:
Alright, Zig, why don't we start with your chidlhood?

ZIG:
Well, it all started back when I was sixteen...

Something like that?

This thread amuses me so much.

That's because it is made of shonen-ai and madness.

Madness?
This... is... YAOI!!!!

Hi Amber, nice to bump into you.

[Brunhidden]

oh schnikies- the boss! quick, look useful!



perhaps we need to set up a yaoi factory or something....

[Ren Gaulen]

The scene: a comfortable office. JAIRUS sits in a big overstuffed chair that completely dwarfs him, is wearing a big pair of glasses and taking notes. ZIG reclines on the couch next to JAIRUS. This is just a chat to get Zig to open up.

JAIRUS:
Alright, Zig, why don't we start with your chidlhood?

ZIG:
Well, it all started back when I was sixteen...

Something like that?

Well, it actually started since he was like five or six. Ziggy has never been loved much by his clan. Of course, by the time Zig was 25-26, his clan's leader himself had to take orders from Zig..

[Brunhidden]

 Of course, by the time Zig was 25-26, his clan's leader himself had to take orders from Zig..
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now i shall have to keep an especially close eye on my spawn, the eldest suddenly seems to be a little too adept with a sword and i think she calls me 'mommy' to question my masculinity

maybe all zig needs is a hug? a rib crushing superhug that perforates a lung if that fails

[Jairus]

perhaps we need to set up a yaoi factory or something....

Zedd: May I present Ren Gaulen, Grand Maker of Shades of Grey. And this is Master Shonen...
Jairus: Jairus.
Ren Gaulen: I trust you are going to enjoy your stay. Please... And now to business. You will be delighted to hear we are on schedule. 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.
Jairus: That is... good news.
Ren Gaulen: Please tell your Master Janus Whitefurr that we have every confidence his order will be met on time and in full.
Jairus: [confused] I'm sorry? Master- ?
Ren Gaulen: Master Janus Whitefurr is still a leading member of the Shonen Council, is he not?
Jairus: Master Janus Whitefurr was killed, almost ten years ago.
Ren Gaulen: [sadly] Oh... I'm so sorry to hear that. But I'm sure he would have been proud of the army we've built for him.
Jairus: ... The army?
Ren Gaulen: Yes. A yaoi army. And, I must say, one of the finest we've ever created.
Jairus: Tell me, Grand Maker, when my Master first contacted you about the army, did he say who it was for?
Ren Gaulen: Of course. This army is for the Clockwork Mansion. But you must be anxious to inspect the units for yourself?
Jairus: That's... why I'm here.


... well, that was a little long.

~snip~

Well, it actually started since he was like five or six. Ziggy has never been loved much by his clan. Of course, by the time Zig was 25-26, his clan's leader himself had to take orders from Zig..

Well, I was just making it up. Would you like me to try and write that whole scene out?

Just kidding.

now i shall have to keep an especially close eye on my spawn, the eldest suddenly seems to be a little too adept with a sword and i think she calls me 'mommy' to question my masculinity

maybe all zig needs is a hug? a rib crushing superhug that perforates a lung if that fails

Always watch your spawn closely: you will never know when they must be culled. And when that time comes, you must be quick and merciless! Preserve your place as clan leader!

... rib-crushing hug? Hey Ren, how hard would it be to draw a Fury giving Ziggypoo a big hug? I still say he just needs someone to talk too.

[Ren Gaulen]

a rib crushing superhug that perforates a lung if that fails

He is a very quick regenerator, so it won't help.

*An "SWE2" parody*

You gave me the Lulz.

... rib-crushing hug? Hey Ren, how hard would it be to draw a Fury giving Ziggypoo a big hug? I still say he just needs someone to talk too.

"CRUSH THE FOES OF THE FEDERATION!!" ..And a couple of Furies crushing Ziggy between themselves (needless to say that both Furies are wearing full battle armour, including the helmets).

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

My dear sir, vore can be a slow process. Not that I would know, the only vore I've been exposed to is a sporking of a vore fanfic. That guy got swallowed whole.

Most guys aren't large enough to make that a serious issue...

... Oh, you meant whole, not whole. My mistake.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Ren Gaulen: Master Janus Whitefurr is still a leading member of the Shonen Council, is he not?
Jairus: Master Janus Whitefurr was killed, almost ten years ago.
Ren Gaulen: [sadly] Oh... I'm so sorry to hear that. But I'm sure he would have been proud of the army we've built for him.

*ahem* "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine."

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen: Master Janus Whitefurr is still a leading member of the Shonen Council, is he not?
Jairus: Master Janus Whitefurr was killed, almost ten years ago.
Ren Gaulen: [sadly] Oh... I'm so sorry to hear that. But I'm sure he would have been proud of the army we've built for him.

*ahem* "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine."

Well, according to one interpretation of the event, Sifo-Dyas was organizing the army on his own before Dooku killed him and took over the project for Palpatine. The other interpretation is that Dooku killed Sifo-Dyas and then masqueraded as him to place the order for the clone army. So, I propose calling you "Darth Janus," the only Sith Lord who shoots pink lightning and has a pink lightsaber.