Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

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e_voyager

#60
May 25, 2007, 07:29:41 PM
granted you now have movie tickets the the movie "back the the future 2". better hop in the Delorean if you want the make it there in time

i wish that i had a saber-tooth tiger for a pet. ( being metal that should be a safe  wish for me)
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Valynth

#61
May 25, 2007, 07:34:16 PM
Granted, you now have a virtual saber-tooth tiger uploaded straight to your head and it savagely rips your mind apart.

I wish I lived in a more active state in the U.S.
The fate of the world always rests in the hands of an idiot.  You should start treating me better.
Chant for something good and it may happen
Chant for something bad and it will happen
C.O.D.:  Chronic high speed lead poisoning  (etch that on my grave)

Angel

#62
May 25, 2007, 11:42:25 PM
Granted. You now live in Seattle. As a garbage worker. Can you really get more active than that? ^_^

I wish that The Black Donnellys was back on the air.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

TheGreyRonin

#63
May 27, 2007, 02:31:08 AM
 Granted, but it's only playing on the air in a remote island in the South Seas where the natives are xenophobic cannibals. You're welcome for lunch if you get there, though...

I wish I had some orange cupcakes.

techmaster-glitch

#64
May 28, 2007, 02:37:45 AM
Granted. The were baked by RJ.

She hid Pumpkin Bombs/Grenades in the centers of each one.



I wish for Halo 3...NOW!
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Caswin

#65
May 28, 2007, 10:07:35 AM
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on May 28, 2007, 02:37:45 AMI wish for Halo 3...NOW!
As you wish.  Unfortunately, it's the beta version - still being in production and all that - and you can't play it on your system.  As a matter of fact, your system is dead now.  Oh, and Cortana escaped the confines of the game and is set on her path to world domination.

I wish for Birdman.  Now.
Quote from: DamarisThis is the most freaking civil "flame war" I have ever seen in my life.
Yap yap.

Ryudo Lee

#66
May 29, 2007, 09:46:21 AM
Granted, you're now being legally represented by Harvey Birdman.  I dunno if that's good or bad, but... you can cover the bill, right?

I wish I could win the lottery after it gets over $100 million dollars on two separate occasions.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!

Roureem Egas

#67
May 29, 2007, 12:41:52 PM
Granted. After winning those lotteries, grand drama stirs up as it is revealed that the prize was embezzled from various corporations around the world and someone gets the idea to accuse you of being a part of this scandal. It'll cost you a pretty penny if you want to keep anything.

I wish I had the notes or some idea on how to start my stupid essay.

Angel

#68
May 29, 2007, 05:42:25 PM Last Edit: May 29, 2007, 05:43:15 PM by Black_angel
Granted. But your printer's out of ink and your pencil just ran out of eraser. Tough luck.

I wish my friends weren't so pessimistic about the future.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Caswin

#69
May 29, 2007, 09:25:34 PM
Quote from: Black_angel on May 29, 2007, 05:42:25 PMI wish my friends weren't so pessimistic about the future.
Granted.  They lay back, quit worrying, and adopt a general policy guided by such phrases as "it won't make a difference" and "who cares?"  In the short term, they are indeed much more relaxed (although their peers find them that much harder to live with).  In the long run, Earth succumbs to entropy that much faster.
Y'know, if anyone really cares about that.

I wish for Gargoyles: Season two, volume two.
Quote from: DamarisThis is the most freaking civil "flame war" I have ever seen in my life.
Yap yap.

techmaster-glitch

#70
May 30, 2007, 02:41:55 PM
Granted. Thay are VHS, but the entire world (including you) has long since upgraded to DVD. Good luck finding an antique engineer to build you a VHS player >:3

I wish for Robotech to rerun on cartoon network.
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Netrogo

#71
May 30, 2007, 05:39:55 PM
Granted, however, to make up for the cost of rerunning a show hardly anyone wants to watch anymore, the show has been cut down to nothing but the intro and end credits to make room for all the neosporin and viagra commercials they'll be airing at that time.

I wish I had a loonie (Canadian Dollar) for every second that I've been alive to date.
Once upon a time I actually posted here.

Caswin

#72
May 30, 2007, 10:18:26 PM
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on May 30, 2007, 02:41:55 PMGranted. Thay are VHS, but the entire world (including you) has long since upgraded to DVD. Good luck finding an antique engineer to build you a VHS player >:3
Ha, ha, already got one. :boogie
Quote from: Netrogo on May 30, 2007, 05:39:55 PMI wish I had a loonie (Canadian Dollar) for every second that I've been alive to date.
Congratulations, you have a pile of money the size of Ottawa that comes to approx. five dollars American.  (Alright, kids, let's play "count the math errors!")

I wish for a pet fish.
Quote from: DamarisThis is the most freaking civil "flame war" I have ever seen in my life.
Yap yap.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#73
May 31, 2007, 06:00:57 AM
Granted. It's swimming upside down, at the top of the tank.



I wish I hadn't had that power cut that lost my post.
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Netrogo

#74
May 31, 2007, 08:06:42 AM
Granted. However it turns out the post had been a sacrifice for the greater good and mere moments later an electric surge, that was prevented earlier by the power cut, now flows through your pc then back into the power lines stronger then it was. It flows through the web and into the government offices where it causes a chain reaction in their databases that results in your name being changed to Shirley McLollypops as well as altering all passwords within making it impossible to change back without vast amounts of tax dollars.
Once upon a time I actually posted here.

techmaster-glitch

#75
May 31, 2007, 11:02:12 AM
you forgot to make a wi-ish!
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Netrogo

#76
May 31, 2007, 11:12:34 AM
Ooops, I wish for a delicious blueberry pie with strawberry ice cream on the side.
Once upon a time I actually posted here.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#77
May 31, 2007, 11:17:20 AM
Granted. The chef ... er... let's just say, if I were you, I wouldn't be eating any of that. You really don't want to know where the cream came from, either...

And the spoon is poisoned. Sorry about that.


I wish I could concentrate on putting time into the work order system, rather than being distracted off to here...
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Ryudo Lee

#78
May 31, 2007, 11:52:07 AM
Granted.  Working on it consumes you completely and so you have no time for us, your family, or anything else for that matter.  Been nice knowing you...

I wish I could control a zombie horde.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!

Netrogo

#79
May 31, 2007, 12:02:43 PM
Granted, however the zombie hoard you control winds up being House of the Dead by Uwe Boll style zombies so you're now stuck with a bunch of hardly dead and completely retarded drunk teenagers who drink all your alcohol and can't do anything you say right.
Once upon a time I actually posted here.

e_voyager

#80
May 31, 2007, 12:29:37 PM
i wish there was a wish for me to corrupt
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Netrogo

#81
May 31, 2007, 12:37:38 PM
Gah I keep doing that >.<

Granted, however I wish for something so hideous every person over the age of 50 within two hundred miles of it instantly has a heart attack.
Once upon a time I actually posted here.

llearch n'n'daCorna

#82
May 31, 2007, 01:14:32 PM
Granted. You get Bill, in a tutu.

With no tights.


He still has camel toe, though. Don't ask how.




I wish Netrogo would pay more attention to the rules ;-] and remember to post wishes.
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"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Netrogo

#83
May 31, 2007, 01:17:45 PM
Granted, however this branches off into another reality where Netrogo memorizes all the rules of everything and through careful manipulation of government officials becomes supreme dictator of the world. He then gets himself ten pet elephants and enslaves you to the job of cleaning up after his pets.

I wish that I had super speed.
Once upon a time I actually posted here.

e_voyager

#84
May 31, 2007, 01:50:00 PM
granted but but likes straight cougar using your speed brings you closer to death

i wish for my ones little pocket sun. ( and i don't mean the one in my chest either)
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Netrogo

#85
May 31, 2007, 01:51:59 PM
Granted. However your pocket sun still has all the heat of a full sized one and you're incinerated the instant it appears before you.


I wish for a mountain of cheese.
Once upon a time I actually posted here.

techmaster-glitch

#86
May 31, 2007, 02:27:52 PM
Granted. The cheese stinks to high heaven.

I wish for a free avatar!
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Netrogo

#87
May 31, 2007, 02:58:27 PM
Granted. However THIS is it














I wish for a pet monkey named Bobo.
Once upon a time I actually posted here.

Ryudo Lee

#88
May 31, 2007, 04:24:26 PM
Granted, however.... OMIGAWD WHAT IS THAT HE'S THROWING!?  Oh dear lord, it's gotten onto the ceiling fans and... oh YUCK!  ...  You're cleaning this up!

I wish I had the largest font collection in the world.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!

e_voyager

#89
May 31, 2007, 05:20:04 PM
granted but now you have no ideal what to do with them all

i wish i could  pull others into the Internet
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey
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