That "News" Thread

[bill]

Maria, Maria...

Yes! West Side Story is the bible of tritones.

[Alan Garou]

Woot! Corpse Bride! All hail Tim Burton and Danny Elfman. (Not to mention Jonny Depp.)

[RJ]

Woot! Corpse Bride! All hail Tim Burton and Danny Elfman. (Not to mention Jonny Depp.)

Seems there's a theme running lately...

[xHaZxMaTx]

Bill, if you edit me again, I'm swear I'm going to kill you.  - The News

[Tiny crested flint]

Is a Snarfblatt a reed, brass, string, or percussion instrument?  Great, I now want one.

[Xuzaf D]

Every time Bill edits the news, a kitten dies. Bill is aware of this. He just hates kittens.

[Tiny crested flint]

bum, bum, bum, another kitten bites the dust...

           
Bill ↑        victims ↑        ↑        ↑                           Why?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Because kittens are good.




.. with mayo.

[bill]

We have a pretty good system, llearch n' I. I kill the kittens, he eats them.

[Tiny crested flint]

Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!

If nautical nonsense be somethin' you wish, then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!  hate you people!

[Aridas]

You hate us for what you did to yourself?

[Gabi]

Wow, I started a thread and I didn't even know it! XD

The news made me sing once. When it had the Nightmare Before Christmas song.

[bill]

I'm thinking that I should not have put "Some come out in spots" up. LLEARCH?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*polishes his halo up a treat*

what?

Edit:
Ok, is that any better?

[xHaZxMaTx]

I've stopped paying attention to the news and thought that that probably wouldn't be good if there were ever any real news there.   Methinks the news should be left for only news.

[Darkmoon]

Well, since half the people didn't read the news when it actually only WAS news, and since we always made sure to make actual topics on important issues, it doesn't really matter if the news is news or not.

[TheGreyRonin]

Most "news" that I've seen on various forums wasn't worth reading. I'm finding the news to be highly amusing.

And I've never seen Fight Club, but am I correct in assuming that my little RPG inspired it? Or is it just a very funny coincidence? *grins*

[Stygian]

Most "news" that I've seen on various forums wasn't worth reading. I'm finding the news to be highly amusing.

And I've never seen Fight Club, but am I correct in assuming that my little RPG inspired it? Or is it just a very funny coincidence? *grins*

Regardless, it is easily the best reference that I have seen thus far. Chuck Palahniuk, you are wonderful! And if you didn't know it, TGR, it's a book. A book! It's meant to be read first... [mutters]

[Darkmoon]

I actually like the movie more than the book. The book just kinda fizzled out at the end.

[bill]

Oops. 

[TheGreyRonin]

Posted by: Stygian

And if you didn't know it, TGR, it's a book. A book! It's meant to be read first... [mutters] 

I honestly wasn't aware that it was a book, either, though so many movies anymore start life that way. I prefer reading books to watching movies anyways.

Hm. Re-reading my post, perhaps I should have clarified. I meant the RPG inspiring the quote, not the book or movie.

[RJ]

Strange leap of logic... going from quoting Pixar movies to Fight Club... o_o

[Darkmoon]

Not really. In the director's cut of Toy Story, Buzz is really a figment of Woody's imagination.

[superluser]

ONOZ!  YOU SPOILED THE MOVIE!

[Zedd]

Klatu Verata Nic... (cough cough)

Army of darkness

[Darkmoon]

Of course.

[Sunblink]

Holy poo, is the "I don't drink... wine" quote from Conker's Bad Fur Day? I'm sorry, I saw it and I started jumping for joy in my chair.

~Keaton the Black Jackal

[Darkmoon]

Uhm... no. Dracula.

[superluser]

Uhm... no. Dracula.

Which Dracula?

[Darkmoon]

(blinks) Just about all of them...