Dan and Matilda? I hope so!

[Alondro]

And lo, fanbois went forth and did evil in the sight of Amber, yea, they didst that which their fore-nerds didst not do, for they drew Dan and Matilda touching each other in the high places... and then in the low places... and then in every position imaginable (and some not yet imagined) and lo, these graven images wert placed in the least holy place of VCL where didst all partake of the wickedness therein.

And Amber didst see all these things and her wrath was greatly kindled.  She didst smite the fanbois with great smiting of obesity and acne and a horrid stench that didst repell all living things from their presence.  But it was for naught, for the fanbois already possessed these things and thus they felt not the plagues of Amber.

Thus didst Amber ask of mighty Charline to devour the fanbois.  But nay, Charline wouldst not, for knew she well the cholesterol levels of fanbois and wast not about to risk cardiovascular disease!

The Amber asked of the cruel Dr. Ink to drain the souls of her enemies into utter darkness forever and ever.  Yet Ink could not, for the dark depths of the fanbois twisted minds wert too horrid even for his eyes.

At last, Amber turned to Charles, imploring him to smite the fanbois with some measure of justice for the insult her characters had suffered.  And Charles didst set up a child pornography sting operation in conjunction with the FBI.  And lo, in less time than it takes the sun to traverse from the east to the west, all the fanbois languished in federal prison, yay, did not one escape.

The Book of Mab
Chapter 27: 18-22

[Zedd]

Alondro....For that...You win a new taco pie i was going to save

[Netami]

Pfft, typical. You just took what you wanted out of the book of mab. He didn't mention the later verses describing how the perverts escaped and fled to the east, to continue their dark works.

[xHaZxMaTx]

I'm going to be giving you +Karma for the next few days.

[Netami]

Dark works in action.

Disease due to breeding program? SOUNDS RELEVANT!

[Manawolf]

Magically creatures have been cross breeding for centuries, and all that's come out of it are social outcasts, epic heroes and vile villains (sometimes all at once).

[Aridas]

Minus 10 points though for spelling yea as yay. Keep in mind these points have no value whatsoever. Nor does anyone even know what they are.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You mean you didn't go "yay!" when the evil fanbois got what they deserved?

I know *I* did...

[Aridas]

I'm old fashioned. >.>

[Kipiru]

Sex,sex,sex! How dull! Wherre did the romance go ! I don't want to see Dan and Matilda going on at it, I just want to see more comic attempts of them at dating (which almost always end of super cute) and mayby something like Merl and Aari, tying to live together!

[Boog]

Sex,sex,sex! How dull! Wherre did the romance go ! I don't want to see Dan and Matilda going on at it, I just want to see more comic attempts of them at dating (which almost always end of super cute) and mayby something like Merl and Aari, tying to live together!

That's what I had in mind too, but you must admit...
Nah, I'll leave it be. Now, which book of Mab is that? The gospel of Merlitz? Or one of the Jyrras Enlightenment revisions?

[ShiningShadow]

Guys and Ladies the meaning of what I'm saying it's that if Dan and Matilda have a kiss on the lips. I did not insinuate anything of a sexual nature. This is a PG rated comic so if the act willl happen then it will very special and pure In my mind. If what I said before spiraled out of control then It's my fault please forgive me, and Amber has the last say on this because it's her characters and she will do as she pleases. But don't think I was thinking something perverse here that's not me...............

[Alondro]

I noted the 'yay', but it fit in so well as a cheering aside, not to mention the play on phonetics that I decided to leave it as is.   And if you look at the prophecy carefully, in the next chapter starting at verse 5, you will in fact discover that the perverts were let out by the ACLU, who decide that NAMBLA is a protected organization. 

*Charline*  You mean the North American Marlin Brando Look-Alikes?   

[Silverfoxr]

you people scare me sometimes! must be to much male testrone at work around here ^^

[Alondro]

*Charles shakes his head*  Nope, I just didn't sleep at all last night.  It was another all-nighter at the lab.  You'd be amazed at the ideas that pop up during forced sleep deprivation!    

Under the assumption that the cunning dragon-in-disguise has devoured Dan's sister by taking advantage of his apparently rapid transformation skills, Charles organizes a protest group against Pyro:  BADWEASEL (Beings Against Dragons Who Eat Alexsi Sneakily, Evily, and Lasciviously)   

[ShiningShadow]

you people scare me sometimes! must be to much male testrone at work around here ^^

Me I'm a honest male here and my testrone is not raging at this point. That's why I never suggest anything here in a sexual nature....................

[thegayhare]

Wouls you belive this male when he says he doesn't realy want to see them all vigerous and sweaty... Well maybe just for giggles...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Bunnyboy....

... how would you react if I said "No, I don't believe you"? :-)

FWIW, for my part, I'm all for company - but Dan and Matilda groping each other? We don't need to see that. Really. Whatever happens, we really don't need to see that.

Besides, surely they'd prefer a little privacy?

[Kipiru]

Guys and Ladies the meaning of what I'm saying it's that if Dan and Matilda have a kiss on the lips. I did not insinuate anything of a sexual nature. This is a PG rated comic so if the act willl happen then it will very special and pure In my mind. If what I said before spiraled out of control then It's my fault please forgive me, and Amber has the last say on this because it's her characters and she will do as she pleases. But don't think I was thinking something perverse here that's not me...............

Be at peace friend! Noone blames you for anything, we are just kiding around here after all. And yes it's up to Amber in the end!

[thegayhare]

Bunnyboy....

... how would you react if I said "No, I don't believe you"? :-)

Ohh your just mad cause I'm been hiding my naughty comic books in you

[Zedd]

Bunnyboy....

... how would you react if I said "No, I don't believe you"? :-)

Ohh your just mad cause I'm been hiding my naughty comic books in you

*gasp* Those my genuis males!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Is *that* who's been storing those.

... they've been amusing to pass around, if nothing else... Did you want them back? :-)

[Aisha deCabre]

you people scare me sometimes! must be to much male testrone at work around here ^^

That's my theory...but then again, we have enough females here to balance them out.

That is if Charline wasn't enough... 

So, to stay on topic...yeah, I can see the possibility of Dan and Matilda.  But, the comic author has been known to surprise us.  So, therefore, I hold no breaths.

I'd die if I did. 

[Alondro]

*Charles snerks and wonders if anyone has noticed that he based his BADWEASEL group in a bit of a farce from the 'Bad Wolf' recurrent theme in the new Dr. Who series. *  Anyway, I could see a slow simmering relationship developing between Dan and Matilda over time, especially if Matilda is carefully persistant. 

[xHaZxMaTx]

you people scare me sometimes! must be to much male testrone at work around here ^^

That's my theory...but then again, we have enough females here to balance them out.

That is if Charline wasn't enough... 

So, to stay on topic...yeah, I can see the possibility of Dan and Matilda.  But, the comic author has been known to surprise us.  So, therefore, I hold no breaths.

I'd die if I did. 

Nah, you'd just pass out and resume breathing.

I wouldn't be surprised if they hooked up.  Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't, either.  I just read the comic.

[EvilIguana966]

you people scare me sometimes! must be to much male testrone at work around here ^^

Part of it, but not the entirety.  By my estimates, it's a combination of 1) testosterone 2) young age and lack of wisdom 3) a general lack of decency and self control.  Hormones alone do not a scary forum post make! 

[Zedd]

*Charles snerks and wonders if anyone has noticed that he based his BADWEASEL group in a bit of a farce from the 'Bad Wolf' recurrent theme in the new Dr. Who series. * Anyway, I could see a slow simmering relationship developing between Dan and Matilda over time, especially if Matilda is carefully persistant.

You do know there was something hidden in that Badwolf theme ya know Charles...

[THiN]

I fink Matilda's adorable. 

[Gildedtongue]

Wanna see the product of Dan and Matilda Procreating?



Ugly, no?

[Netami]

Oh yeah, the sex things!