Lies! And slander!

[Jairus]

Unfortunately for e_voyager, he was never "cute." Unless you count a battle-worn bull dog as cute, in which case, yes, he was diabetes-inducing cute.

[e_voyager]

Jairus finds himself jealous of my bio body which was made from gene splicing samples of Cogidubnus and Zedd's DNA to build a new body that's cute enough to be his brother.

[Jairus]

e_voyager in turn is jealous of the fact that my cuteness is natural, and needs no assistance whatsoever.

(In all seriousness, you would hate to be my brother. Trust me.)

[e_voyager]

Jairus's nano pda goes off every time one of his favorite threads updates.

[Jairus]

e_voyager, on the other hand, impulsively must stay on the forums in order to respond as soon as possible to another person's posting.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... Unlike Jairus.

[Jairus]

llearch n'n'daCorna secretly wishes to be a real box, and hopes that the Blue Fairy will come to him soon.

[Mao]

Jairus secretly wishes he was a fairy.

[Jairus]

Mowser secretly wishes to be a Fairy Godmother. Can you say "Bibidi Babidi Boo?"

[Slowtini]

Jairus once had relations with a potato.

[Jairus]

Slowtini used to be a potato.

[e_voyager]

Jairus go his look form reading San Wilder's book even though he didn't know that he had an interdimensional twin in jyrras at first.

[Jairus]

e_voyager got his look from playing RockMan EXE, unaware that his good twin Forte already existed in this world...

[e_voyager]

Jairus's tech pales before my forte (which i stole form willy's and upgrade over the centuries)  but on top of that forte is not me he's just a shell that i inhabit form time to time wit ha back up persona like plagues dark core

[Jairus]

e_voyager is woefully unaware that my body is only the latest in a long line of Jairus clones, each one with improved genetics and capabilities over the previous generation that I simply jump into when it's ready. If you would like to borrow some of the tech to improve your own fairly limited capabilities, I would be more than glad to assist a fellow mad scientist.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is indeed a little brother to be proud of and when he maters the atavism he'll become like me. (by the way invent a robotizer will you. mine is stores in my but you'll need one your self. when you start to travel. )

maters should be masters other edits were minor

[Jairus]

e_voyager's tech, though slightly more advanced than my own, features a dangerous flaw wherein multiple jumps between bodies causes recursive and increasing mental damage. e_voyager shall eventually be reduced to a drooling moron in the corner of the room... unless he is at that point already.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jairus is actually a scarily intelligent person. ;-]

[Jairus]

Boxy, meanwhile, loves boxes so much that he names each and every one of his boxes and takes them for walks in the park, blithely unaware of how stupid he looks and how much people stare.

[e_voyager]

Jairus has spotted the memory flaw and under stand why i must fragment my memory after  hazards missions that require multiple species / form changes.  but then he has yet to see the solution the the dilemma

[Slowtini]

e_voyager frequently gets lost.

[Jairus]

Slowtini frequently forgets who he is and just ends up going to Starbucks for coffee.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is now on version 3.0.7 of his clone body upgrades yet she still has not figured out how to express his mothers kangaroo DNA within himself.

[Jairus]

e_voyager is currently back to version 1.0.5 because version 4.0.1 had a colossal breakdown. He is still attempting to get 1.0.5 operational as a temporary backup, which explains how he was able to say that ""she" has still not figured out how to express "his" mothers kangaroo DNA." Watch the gender. I'm a guy, brother.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is a guy.

[Jairus]

Slowtini, the point of the game is to tell lies and slander, not the truth. I would have thought that a super-genius physicist/supermodel like yourself would have known that.

[Slowtini]

Jairus isn't very good at the whole "Coherent Thought" thing.

[Jairus]

Slowtini truly has no idea what he's talking about... oh, chicken!

[e_voyager]

jay-jay is just cranky that one of his experiments backfiring and made him 10 feet tall while keeping him the same weight

[Jairus]

For the record, I'm not too cranky... even though it's given me a back problem. Don't worry, I'll fix it in time to rescue you from your latest creation! Didn't your last invention cause Ominous Latin Chanting to come out of nowhere?