Lies! And slander!

Started by meany, June 10, 2008, 08:25:54 PM

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Jairus

Both SweepTheLeg and e-voyager are dealing with the aftermaths of a really bad breakout. Everyone be super nice to them!

And e-voyager, I'll stick with my "eat in moderation and get some exercise everyday" diet plan. It's lost me fifteen pounds so far!
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e_voyager

Jairus must be rebuilt so that he like zero will be able to laugh at past deaths.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

We'll, we have been working on that Iron Man-styled powered suit together: are you suggesting that you're going to design neural implants to improve control under combat situations now?
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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SweepTheLeg

He'll probably add that plug-in that teaches the user an in-depth grasp of vocabulary and grammar! Not that either of you need it, or anything.

Jairus

Considering that you never got more than a C on your spelling homework or your English essays, I'd say that you need it more than me.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

Jairus is free of autism and it makes for some interesting conversations.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

SweepTheLeg

e_voyager knows a lot about autism, you see.

e_voyager

SweepTheLeg should not be looking into my grade school file
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

e-voyager only needed to repeat the fifth grade once.

Incidentally, I actually do have Asperger Syndrome. And I'm not lying there.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

Jairus is my long lost bio brother.

same and i never repeated a grade. SMA /later called echo helped me throng high school
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

e-voyager has mixed up himself and Jyrras: Jyrras is my long lost bro, you are my long lost sister transformed through Isaac Newton's magical powers.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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SweepTheLeg

Jairus wouldn't love to have Jyrras as a brother. Not at all.

But hey, that makes e_voyager my long-lost son. I guess self-diagnosed Asperger's runs in the family.

Oh my eyes, they are not rolling.

Jairus

SweepTheLeg is celebrating his rediscovery of his other long-lost son.

Incidentally, I am not self-diagnosed with Asperger syndrome. I spent four years in therapy and took medication for eight years to help me get some control over it. I also almost got expelled in grade school because of problems related to it.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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SweepTheLeg

Jairus was going to get banned for adding to the statistic of autistic people on the internet, but I decided to be merciful.

Well, maybe not.

Jairus

SweepTheLeg is banned for being indecisive.
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

Jairus has forgotten himself and is mistaking me for his niece Erica who has pink quills that have mood ring color change abilities.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

SweepTheLeg

e_voyager totally called us out on mistaking this thread for the banning thread. He is so clever and aware of his surroundings.

Jairus

SweepTheLog is clever enough to have caught that. I would never have noticed myself.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

Jairus does not realize that i would have let them continue for the next 3 pages bores saying anything ( and neither am i self diagnosed but  mine is mostly under control i even work. if not for sma /later called echo i would not have made it out of high school )
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

e_voyager totally understands my situation.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

Jairus confuses me with his realizations
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

SweepTheLeg

What can I say about E_voyager? This guy, right here? No wait, I don't even want to bother describing it to you. Just be safe in bed at night knowing he isn't out of that cage.

Ryudo Lee

STL is, for lack of a better term, perfectly normal.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!



Jairus

Ryudo Lee could extend that to all of us. We're all completely normal. Especially him.
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Ren Gaulen

Jairus is absolutely correct. It is hard to be as normal as us. We are the normality incarnate!

And then we all were a zombie.



Jairus

Meanwhile, Ren Gaulen is the standard to which normal is measured. That's why he lives in France, next door to the piece of iron that measures exactly how long a meter is.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Ren Gaulen

Jairus lives in France too. Next door to me. :sweatdrop



Jairus

Ren Gaulen has a much nice house than I. Pity that he can only pay for it by taking American tourists around Paris. We Americans make for very annoying tourists... (seriously, we do.)
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Ren Gaulen

That last statement makes Jairus a "bad" example of an average American tourist, because he is a very nice, polite, patient and friendly person, and he never causes any troubles.



Jairus

You should know: I was in one of your tourist groups once. How do you mix up the words for "pizza" and "hunchback?"
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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