Lies! And slander!

Started by meany, June 10, 2008, 08:25:54 PM

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Ren Gaulen

Jairus promised me to never do that again.



Slowtini

All the posts ren has made in the past have led up to that one sentence he just uttered.
It was beautiful, brought a tear to my eyes, Ren, I am touched.

Ren Gaulen

Slowtini would cry even over a bug he accidentally crushed.



Slowtini

Ren cries himself to sleep every night.

e_voyager

Slowtini is only  the second weired thing i've seen today there is
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Ryudo Lee

The wierdest thing e's seen today is his reflection.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!



e_voyager

Ryudo Lee is mistake. the weirdest  thing I've seen today was him.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

The weirdest thing e-voyager saw today where the little green men asking him directions to the nearest Pizza Hut.
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meany

The weirdest thing Jairus ever saw was when the doctor handed him to his mother after birth. :B

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Jairus

The weirdest thing Meany ever saw was his mother's smile. It's now his avatar. His dad's smile is in his sig.
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yakanaj

Jairus wishes that he lived in lost lake, where everything is rainbows and brownies.

Jairus

yakanaj suffers from Browniephobia, brought on by a mystical batch of Fae brownies cooked up by Mab.
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yakanaj

Jairus is still having nightmares about the brownies and has to visit his special place with the white padded walls.

Jairus

yakanaj is my next door neighbor. See you in therapy! They're everywhere... tiny crying bundles...
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yakanaj

Therapy is for losers. I have a personal aid! They're so cool. They even give me more straight jackets when I get cold.

Jairus is one of the attractions at the basket weaving center.

Jairus

Personal aid? Surely you mean personal aide, yakanaj? Personal aid is something else, and implies that you need help to do anything. And besides, I love the pottery you make on the wheel.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

Jairus is under investigation  for stalking me in order to try to steal me away body and all.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

yakanaj

e thinks that he can take over Ji-Ji's job of stalking me.

e_voyager

yakanaj really wants me to take over Ji-Ji's work. (even if i don't know what she means)
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

yakanaj

E obviously doesn't know what a stalker is. I may be safe after all!

Jairus

yakanaj has just purchased a Predator minigun to protect herself from e_voyager.

PS: Guys, if you have to call my some variant of "Jy-Jy," at least do "Jay-Jay," please?
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

yakanaj does not realized that Ji-Ji is stalking me for my body but as i have been in a robot body for so long i've lost sight of why Ji-ji would try to stalk her or why she would want me to stalk her instead.


Jay-Jay has nearly trapped me more then once so i'm destroying his lab as we speak
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

e_voyager will never find my true laboratory: he can destroy my backups to his heart's twisted content.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

Jairus confuses me with a mortal. and yes i've founds his true lab but i must destroy 8 back up labs first. to reach it.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Jairus

Considering that I know e_voyager's true weakness, I have taken steps to ensure that my one true lab is not only unable to be entered... but something else totally unexpected.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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llearch n'n'daCorna

Ji-Ji needs assistance to stand up, let alone build a secret lab.

And those garden sheds aren't as "secret" as he thinks.
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Jairus

llearch n'n'daCorna is currently projecting his own sad sad state of affairs onto me, all too aware that he will never succeed in world domination. Poor poor La-La. (You call me Ji-Ji, I call you La-La)
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
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"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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yakanaj

Jay-Jay loves to be called ji-ji. Heh, what are you going to do to me? start calling me ya-ya? Do your worst! I will ninja you so hard you'll think backwords is the new forwards and that night has become day and that ... and ... crap. Lost my train of thought.

Jay-Jay, needs to go play-play, away- way.

:p

Jairus

Not only does yakanaj always lose her train of thought, she has clearly spent far too much time with other people's children.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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e_voyager

Jay-jay has just been adopted by yakanaj for being too cute to be anything other then a young child.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey