Lies! And slander!

[Jairus]

Unfortunately, GabrielsThoughts is a misnomer: living in Las Vegas has drained him of any thoughts, leaving him empty and devoid of all emotion...

[Stygian]

Jairus is, as has been mentioned, unfit for trying to cosplay as Jyrras. However, actually not because he is six foot two, but a six foot two hamster, not a kangaroo rat. And his fur is brown.

[Jairus]

Stygian did, in fact, eat a whole Master Cubi. However, it took him nearly two weeks to do so, and involved many different recipes  in order to maximize his enjoyment of the Cubi's flesh. It gave him food poisoning.

[Stygian]

She was attuned to exhilaration of all things! Besides, it was just practice, so that I know that eventually I know how I'll deal with Fa'Lina. That's going to stock my freezer for a good while...

Jairus' goggles... actually do nothing.

[Jairus]

Actually, I don't own any goggles, mainly because they do nothing. However, the dog collar does do something: it reminds you that you don't know how to get it off of your neck.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is filled with doubt over his skills as a ballet dancer

[Jairus]

e_voyager is filled with fear over the thoughts of his parents showing those pictures of him when he was four and wearing his favorite Pretty Princess dress.

[Pagan]

Jairus isn't very good at control, and thus has to wear a daiper during the day and use plastic sheets at night.

[Jairus]

I knew that the next person to post in this topic was going to make that comment.

[Pagan]

Jay is a very good artist and uses Ren's pic out of humility.

[Jairus]

Pagan is the youngest of seven children, and unfortunately his elder siblings got the brains and the good looks.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is frighten that his eyes will melt if he ever tells the 100% truth.

[Jairus]

e_voyager is frightened that the Bogeyman will come out from under the bed if his nightlight burns out.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is wrong as the boggey man is a friend of mine.

[Pagan]

Ya know, the temptation in this game is to say a good lie, instead of making a slanderizing comment...

Jairus is quite hairy and is oft mistaken for a yeti or the wolfman.
Mother of Crowe...

E has killed (and eaten!) several cute puppies and kittens. After kicking them repeatly.
Gods slaughter you all...

Jairus is hideous, and cannot go out in daylight.
hate you both... so much...

E drinks rotten milk.

[e_voyager]

Pagan fears that the truth of his existence will come out. he's really a squirrel disguised as a man.

[Jairus]

e_voyager fears that his deep love for Pagan will be revealed to the world.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is wrong for no one shall live to reveal my love or roll light er you did not hear that  of if you did you won't repeat it once is hit you with a noise crush.

[Jairus]

e_voyager also has custom Jyrras and Abel plushies that he snuggles with in bed.

[e_voyager]

Jairus lies for all my plushies were comendered by my mother at age 14.

[Jairus]

e_voyager managed to hide away one little plushy... a mow.

[Pagan]

Jairus egg isn't cracking. Nope, not at all...

[Jairus]

Pagan secretly wishes to carefully remove my goggles and look deeply into my eyes...

[e_voyager]

Jairus cries when angles deserve to die.

[Jairus]

e_voyager loves living in an Amish paradise

(I only know that angels song through a polka version Weird Al did)

[e_voyager]

Jairus loved the video i linked him to

[Jairus]

Much like me, e_voyager only watched the movie long enough to realize that the only time he heard it was in a Weird Al song.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jayrus is someone I admire, and deeply, deeply respect.

[Mao]

llearch not only stole candy from a baby, but then proceeded to beat the baby with said candy all the while taunting it.  In his defense however, the baby was kinda being a jerk.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser, however, ate the baby.