corrupt a wish yet again

[Suwako]

Granted in fact you never woke up.

I wish I knew what letter combinations aren't words in any language.

[Lysander]

Granted, but along with being unable to pronounce in a logical fashion they can also not be read well enough to realize that it's not really a word.

I wish for Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.   

[Inumo]

Granted, but nobody calls it by that name. Instead, everyone just says silicosis.

I wish I could remember my appointments better.

[e_voyager]

granted but now i have complete control of you calendar and you only keep the appointments i want you to.

i wish i had the powers of god for a month.

[Suwako]

Granted, but they are the powers of the fluffy pit god, which can only cuddle.

I wish I knew what I want to know when I want to know it.

[e_voyager]

granted. you now want illusionary carrots to feed and illusionary rabbit kit you have resiting in you hand. see image here http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-12


i wish i had started this game months ago.

[Lysander]

Granted, but your ability to play said game would not have  formed until now anyway.

I wish for a hair.   

[Inumo]

Granted! You got a hare. Wait, you said you wanted a hair? Well, let's compromise. Here's a hairy hare! Careful, it molts.

I wish I could program in C++.

[That_wolf]

Granted. You can program in C++, but your programing skills aren't good, and you are constantly flamed for it.

I wish I knew what C++ was(Durr de:P)

[Suwako]

Granted, but you lose all other knowledge

I wish for a fish.

[e_voyager]

granted you are now a thirty pound tuna.

i wish for and fully functional upgrade to my forte buster.

[Suwako]

Granted, however it's new function is shaving your face.

I wish for another fish.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's gefilte fish.


I wish I felt like focusing on work.

[Suwako]

Granted, however you can't focus and become frustrated.

I wish for a billion fish.

[e_voyager]

granted you are not a part of the Indian ocean. enjoy you fish living with in you.

i wish  i had a green house on the moon.

[That_wolf]

Granted, but you can't get to it.

I wish amber updated dmfa one more time per week.

[Lysander]

Granted. but she becomes even more sick than before from updating on such a frequent schedule that she is rendered unable to continue indefinitely.

I wish for Aiyno Aiyno! 

[Inumo]

Granted, but he called in sick, so I took his place.

I wish I could independently control my eyebrows.

[That_wolf]

Granted, but then I shave them.

I wish I had a fridge next to me.

[Inumo]

Granted! It's balanced on a corner leaning towards you! *Crashing noises, plus a sickly crunch of That_wolf being squished* Yay! Again! *Rewinds time to watch again*

I wish more people played this game.

[That_wolf]

Granted. They just don't play online, or include you.

I wish I had some cheese.

[Inumo]

Granted! It's fresh! Like, super fresh... Grab a spoon.

I wish I knew if there was life after death.

[e_voyager]

granted but once you learn the answer you can't return to let the rest of us know.

I wish i was making 10 times my current pay rate.

[That_wolf]

Granted, but then the company you work for becomes bankrupt, and you become unemployed.

I wish pencils didn't need to be sharpened.

[Inumo]

Granted, but they're banned due to their potential as murder weapons.

I wish unicorns were real.

[Jairus]

Granted. They're quickly hunted to extinction by seven year old girls, and the last one dies alone and sad in captivity.

I wish to know the real ending of The Mystery of Edwin Drood.

[Angel]

Granted. Rocks fall. Everyone dies.

I wish my creativity was a little stronger right now.

[Inumo]

Granted. The right half of your brain becomes so strong it takes over your left half, and you become incapable of doing anything with a reason behind it. Essentially, you become the essence of Chaotic Neutral.

I wish people understood what I was talking about more.

[Lysander]

Grantedz. but that doesn't mean they care.   

[Suwako]

Granted, but your face explodes.

I wish for a skyship