The ban game, v18

[Mao]

Darkdragon is banned because it was agreed upon that none shall ever speak that name again, even in reference to it's stupidity.

[Lisky]

Mao is not banned, because it should be cast into the surface of the sun, and then be written out of every future history book ever created... it was all just a horrible nightmare 

[Ultimatum479]

Basilisk is banned for not banning the poster above himself...as well as for tying me to a fucking turbine.

[Mao]

Cycy is banned for pointless vulgarity.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Mao Laoren is banned because vulgarity is funny.

[Cogidubnus]

Corgatha is banned in the painting that goes rataplan rataplan through the vicar of Paris.

(Oh god! No sleep! sdfasd)

[Lisky]

Cogi is banned by a freak accident, where he is run over by an ambulance... which has now been nicknamed "The Wham-bulance"

[Cogidubnus]

Basilisk is baned because that's not groovy enough to kill me, baby.

[Mao]

Cogidubnus is banned by the words ephemeral, the spirit eternal, the life quintessential and the ban that's final.

[Lisky]

Mao is banned accidentally in my excitement, after receiving an email that informed me that class has been canceled today... 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Basilisk is banned for getting entirely too excited.

There are treatments for that, Basi. The ladies don't like it when you get too excited, it seems...

[Darkdragon]

Llearch is banned because it would call for an interesting occasion for that to occur.

[Mao]

Darkdragon is banned to prevent further speculation on this topic.

[VSMIT]

Mao is banned to induce further speculation.

[Ultimatum479]

VSMIT is banned accidentally while Cy's distracted by the massive amounts of pure speculation whirling around in his head.

[VSMIT]

Cyarus is banned because it's fun to confuse people.

[Ultimatum479]

*bans VSMIT to save himself the temptation of spelling his username as VOMIT, which happens every time he glances at it too quickly*

[Lisky]

hmm... it seems the turbine didn't work...

*throws cyarus in an industrial sized wood chipper, then takes the bits, throws them in an industrial incinerator, then takes the ashes, loads them in an airburst cannister, and watches with glee as cyarus is spread across the world, as itty bitty particles*

[Ultimatum479]

hmm... it seems the turbine didn't work...

*throws cyarus in an industrial sized wood chipper, then takes the bits, throws them in an industrial incinerator, then takes the ashes, loads them in an airburst cannister, and watches with glee as cyarus is spread across the world, as itty bitty particles*

...........................Basilisk is banned for wasting my immortal time with his senseless violence and not even mentioning the word "ban" in that entire post. Failgasm.

[Darkdragon]

Cyarus is banned because there has been documented evidence of banning occurring without the mentioning of the b-word, as Basilisk demonstrated.

[Ultimatum479]

Darkdragon is banned for not banning those people, then.

[Lisky]

darkdragon is not banned, for he has so eloquently explained my own argument for me... instead he's given a tip of the hat, and a thank you

Cyarus is banned for interfering with my tipping of the hat to darkdragon...

to ban him Cyarus is drained of all his blood, fried using a massive Tesla Coil, and the remains are the used as fuel for a fusion power plant

[VSMIT]

Basilisk is banned by me feeding Cyarus feet-first into the box of no return.

[Arcblade]

VSMIT is banned because holy crap this is a long thread.  Weren't the last ten or so only 30 pages long? 

[Ultimatum479]

Arcblade is banned for banning VSMIT before he could finish building me a new home. I like boxes of no return and the like... (-.-)

[Lisky]

Cyarus seems to not be getting the hint... he is banned brutally this time...

*sends an angry mob after Cyarus... they break his arms and legs first, just so he can't get away, then the proceed to stomp him to death... finishing him off American History X style, with a curb stomp*

[Darkdragon]

Basilisk is banned for not adequately explaining that on the forum, "box" is a metonymy for "wrath of higher powers".

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Darkdragon is banned. Nuff said.

[Darkdragon]

The Box is banned by the box.

[VSMIT]

Darkdragon is banned by a pair of big black boots.