The ban game, v18

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Basilisk2150 is banned because the cake is a lie!

[Lisky]

Corg is banned because i'm eating cheese cake right now, "the cake is a lie" is a lie... unless i'm eating a lie... in which case a lie is delicious... either way... corg is still banned

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Basilisk2150 is banned because eating is a disgusting habit that living things indulge in. It should be outlawed I say!!!

[Mao]

Corgi is banned, but it would amuse me to no end if you ceased eating.

[Lisky]

Mao is banned because i just realized, zombie's are reverse racists... they hate all non-zombies

[Cogidubnus]

Basilisk is banned, because Unity hates it when you say "mind".

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Cogidubnus is banned, for I am the restless spirit of Justice. I need no sustenance, and this Unity will fall before my blade like all the others

[Mao]

Corgi is banned because seriously.. the RP forums are ^ that-a-way.

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[Lisky]

Mao is banned by Jemima corp.  and their big, sticky, guns of doom...

[Angel]

Basilisk is banned by pancakes. Tasty, fluffy pancakes...

[Lisky]

Angel is banned by waffles, and their buttery, rich, goodness

[information-dead]

basilisk is banned by the admin of all admins!! 

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

information-dead is banned for interfering with my harraunge of waffles

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Corgatha is banned by Sweetheart (thanks, Mao!), and Nick. With a livejournal.

[Lisky]

llearch is banned by being stored in someone's attic, being mistake for a box full of useless junk

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Basilisk2150 is banned with a pressurized hose washing him down.

[Angel]

Corgatha is banned for making me think of race riots.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Black_Angel is banned for I am low on bottled water here.

[Lisky]

corgatha is banned for i am running low on cheesecake here

[Ultimatum479]

Basilisk is banned both for essentially reusing Corgatha's ban reason and to get Cy accustomed to this forum's readily-available mini-version of his ol' Bansmite powaz.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Cyraus is banned in a cheap move to boost my post count. I want to get to 600!

[Ultimatum479]

Corg's banned with a vengeance before he can reach that amount. (I'd add "and for misspelling my username", except that A: it's not an uncommon occurrence, B: I'm new, and C: Cy for short is an easy way to dodge that. ^_^ )

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Cyarus is banned for not mentioning that the Arena is one place where posts don't add to the post count, hence Corgatha's stated reason is irrelevant...

Not that I expect Cyarus to know this yet, of course...

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Boxy is banned because there's no way I have 592 posts without the generous spam output I have here. Is there?


And a double ban for Cyarus. I hold seniority when it comes to getting my name wrong.

[Ultimatum479]

*bans Ilearch for admittedly banning me for a cruelly strict reason*

*unbans Ilearch A: for admitting that I probably wouldn't know, B: for telling me, indirectly, that the Arena doesn't increase my post count (not that I care about post count in the slightest, but it explains the strange discrepancy I'd noticed), and C: because he's banning too many people today and probably needs to give someone else a chance in this thread.*

Oh, and cuz he's getting banned too often today as well, consequentially, and hopes that the next poster may take pity on him now due to his gratuitous act of kindness in unbanning Ilearch.

Though this wall of text may be killing his chances at getting that -- shutting up......

................... * bans Corgatha for ninja-ing him. *

(And then bans himself for double-clicking Post rather than reading the now-plainly-obvious red warning letters about someone else posting while I posted.)

(And then bans himself one more time for editing this post way too much in an effort to make "/me" come out right, one which eventually ended up with him just switching to using asterisks -- which were struck out anyway. *melodramatic sigh*)

FINAL EDIT: I'm making a damn good effort not to ban Basilisk right now. My sheer willpower is incredible, is it not?

Edit:
  Is that any better? ;-]
    -- llearch

[Lisky]

Cyarus is banned by being tied to the front of a turbine engine... we're not really sure what killed him, the centripetal force, the lack of oxygen, or the ropes eventually breaking and him being ground into a extremely fine mist...  whatever the case... he's gone for now

[Cogidubnus]

Someone help me, it's 4 AM and I have four more pages of paper to write. D8

Basilisk, you is banned. Come write my paper for me so I might get some sleep before I have to go to work.

[Darkdragon]

Cogi is banned for procrastinating for far too long. Well, who am I to criticize? I procrastinate too much for my own good also.

[Cogidubnus]

Darkdragon is banned because I misunderestimated how difficult it would be to write this particular paper.

[Darkdragon]

Cogidubnus is banned because "misunderestimated" is a Bushism.

Well, I know the feeling too. You start writing something and then you get hit by the writer's block. Frustrating especially if the deadline is in sight.