Three Words (Story version)

[e_voyager]

Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first

[Lisky]

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Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is

[e_voyager]

Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life.

[Darkdragon]

Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life. What?!

CHANGE!

   Howard

[Lisky]

 Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life. What?!

CHANGE!

   Howard,The one legged
   

[Darkdragon]

Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life. What?!

CHANGE!

   Howard, the one legged Gulf war veteran

[Lisky]

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Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life. What?!

CHANGE!

   Howard, the one legged Gulf war veteran from Zanzibar.  He

[Darkdragon]

Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life. What?!

CHANGE!

   Howard, the one legged Gulf war veteran from Zanzibar.  He is actually British

[e_voyager]

Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life. What?!
CHANGE!

   Howard, the one legged Gulf war veteran from Zanzibar.  He is actually British, which was no

[Caswin]

Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life. What?!
CHANGE!

   Howard, the one legged Gulf war veteran from Zanzibar.  He is actually British, which was no obstacle to his

[Lisky]

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Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life. What?!
CHANGE!

   Howard, the one legged Gulf war veteran from Zanzibar.  He is actually British, which was no obstacle to his placement into chaos

[Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats]

Once upon a time, seven forumites started a game. It began with three words, but then it evolved into a powerful message, far beyond the galactic rim on an epic, psychedelic trip into adjective overuse land, where the fountains provided an endless stream of profanities. And then the dragon came in for plot digression. He pranced around; chaotic events unfold.

   Then, without notice, nothing happened at the convention center, even though a silly online story predicted a horrible turn of events. Just to show that even doom-sayers can be right despite contrary evidence, someone stole anvils, while others torched hospitals and libraries, the orphanage too.

   The horror of the grotesque scene was "absolutely GLORIOUS!!!", so proclaimed Darklord "Pinkbeard the Pirate." For pink was the pirate symbol for romantic love and pornographic mouse-catching. The Dark Lord was very displeased with the inability of plot advancement the writers displayed. In this midst of calamity a hero would rise, then immediately fall down the stairs into a pool, filled with vicious but extremely harmless mows meeping happily at said hero. In the meantime, Fun comes first when evil is running for life. What?!
CHANGE!

   Howard, the one legged Gulf war veteran from Zanzibar.  He is actually British, which was no obstacle to his placement into chaos with evil penguins.


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I knew it.

[Sprocketsdance]

I knew it. The old maid

[techmaster-glitch]

   I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy 

[bradypodidae]

   I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival

[Netrogo]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last

[Sprocketsdance]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the lastpeanut butter and

[Draken]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich.

[Sprocketsdance]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf

[Netrogo]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was

[Sprocketsdance]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as

[Lisky]

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I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the

[bradypodidae]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand

[Nikki]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant

[Sprocketsdance]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant Lake by the

[Netrogo]

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I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather

[Sprocketsdance]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead

[Lisky]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned

[Netrogo]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with

[Darkdragon]

I knew it. The old maid committed unholy necromancy after her rival ate the last peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. The sluggish oaf she summoned was not nearly as useful for the task at hand; Watering the giant lake by the villa proved rather cumbersome. So instead the oaf burned the lake with vigour and isopropanol