The ban game, v12

[Ren Gaulen]

L is banned because I WILL *DESK!!*

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because he deserves to be PUNished for that.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for missing Ren.

Ren Gaulen is banned by Misties.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned by Cornies, the newest cereal from the makers of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by a Chocolate Frosted Sugar *DESK!* *KKRACK! ..Damn, desk broke. I need a new one.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because it serves him right. May I recommend an IKEA desk? Quick to put together, not too expensive, easy to replace/repair?

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Jairus is banned because I'm in an adrenaline boosted state of randomness.

[Jairus]

Corgi is banned because "Random" is my middle name. Actually, it's "Jairus," but don't go spreading that around. Oh wait...

[Noone]

import java.util.Random
public class BanJarius {
    public static void main(string args[]) {
          int rand = Random.nextInt(100);
          System.out.println("Jarius is banned by random number " + rand + "!");
          Banner.ban(Jarius);
     }
}

[Ren Gaulen]

Kobra is banned for talking funny.

[Mao]

Ren  is banned for not specifying either funny lol, or funny omgurweird.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Mowser is banned for banning the guy that I wanted to ban.

[Jairus]

Corgi is banned because he'll get another chance soon enough...

[Noone]

Jairus is banned for repeating history.

Jairus is banned for interrupting my revenge on Ren, who banned me.

Kobra is banned for being so vindictive that he banned another person for not letting him ban me.

[Ren Gaulen]

Kobra is banned for unearthing the proof.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not recognizing code.

[Ren Gaulen]

Corgi is banned for not recognising the *CANE!* ..Yep, I've got a new blunt object to ban people with.

[Noone]

Ren is banned because mallets are better than canes for that... WHAM!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Kobra is banned for not paying the proper respect to the *CANE!*

[Slowtini]

Gaulen is banned, for not realizing that the ultimate weapon of banninating carnage-osity, is the humble Cello.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because EL KA-BAN!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for all of that heresy that was going on in the "Cute" tread. Ren is banned for being a part of it too. JUSTICE!

[Slowtini]

Ren is... Never mind.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is... um... crud. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue... dammit, don't you hate it when you can't remember a word?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jai-tan is banned from this place for having such a short memory. *smile*

[Jairus]

I don't remember who you are, but you're... um... the same word I couldn't remember before.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jai-tan is banned because now I really start to worry for his health. Follow me, Jay, we'll see what can be done.. *puts on a white coat and a stethoscope*

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because THAT'S NOT HOW MEDICINE WORKS 

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because medicine is powerless here. That's just for the looks.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because that's not very reassuring.