The ban game, v12

Ren Gaulen · September 21, 2008, 08:56:55 PM

Slowtini is banned because I have no intention to reassure him.

Mao · September 21, 2008, 09:07:34 PM

Ren is banned for poor bed side manner.... and I'm not talking about in the pink sense.

Ren Gaulen · September 21, 2008, 09:10:51 PM

Mowser is banned for reminding me of the pink.

Slowtini · September 21, 2008, 09:14:48 PM

Ren is banned for talking about me behind my back.

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 09:16:13 PM

Slowtini is banned because with true courage, all things are medically possible!

Ren Gaulen · September 21, 2008, 09:17:35 PM

Jay is banned because he should stay in bed. He hasn't recovered enough to walk around yet.

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 09:22:32 PM

Ren is banned because who the hell do you think I am? We do the impossible, fix the unfixable, cure the uncurable! We go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That's the Gurren Doctor way!" Now, Nurse Gaulen, prepare the patient for saaaajaariiii!!!! *cue massive explosion*

Ren Gaulen · September 21, 2008, 09:56:06 PM

*jabs Jay with a tranquilliser syringe* Good. Now back to ~~sleep~~ ban.

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 09:58:43 PM

And... the Ren... banned... by the David Hasslehoff tree... purple kittens... take of your shoes... *falls asleep*

Ren Gaulen · September 21, 2008, 10:00:50 PM

Just as planned. *picks up unconscious Jairus and departs towards the Ban Area*

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 10:02:52 PM

*Jairus used Nightmare Wave to ban Ren Gaulen while he's asleep! It's super effective!*

Ren Gaulen · September 21, 2008, 10:08:32 PM

*keels over, but vindictively drops Jay on his head thus banning him before collapsing*

Noone · September 21, 2008, 10:13:27 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned for use of violent means to ban.

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 10:14:31 PM

*The1Kobra is confused! He bans himself in his confusion!*

Noone · September 21, 2008, 10:15:37 PM

Jairus is banned for making pokemon references. Plus... I took iron will at level 3, which gives me a +2 to my will save.

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 10:16:30 PM

*Jairus wakes up!
Jairus uses Hyper Ban on The1Kobra!
It was super effective!*

Ren Gaulen · September 21, 2008, 10:17:40 PM

I cast Magic Missile... AT THE DARKNESS! *Jay is banned by a stray Magic Missile*

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 10:21:46 PM

Ren is banned because I activate my Deus Ex Machina card!

Noone · September 21, 2008, 10:22:41 PM

~~Ren Gaulen is banned by Scorching ray., which deals a total of 12d6 damage instead of 5x(1d4+1)~~

Jairus is banned for interrupting the casting of my scorching ray

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Jairus · September 21, 2008, 10:23:41 PM

The1Kobra is banned because I cast "Rocks Fall, Everyone's Banned!"

Ren Gaulen · September 21, 2008, 10:23:55 PM

Jay is banned because I have the strongest card at my disposal. Obelisk the Tormentor!! *TORMENT!! *

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 10:24:28 PM

Ren is banned because compared to friendship, experience is worthless.

Ren Gaulen · September 21, 2008, 10:27:36 PM

Jay is banned because I.. MUST.. NOT.. QUOTE!!!

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 10:28:31 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned by the boundless power of friendship! And magic.

Noone · September 21, 2008, 10:29:46 PM

Jairus is banned because I counter-spell his magic with Mordenkainen's Disjunction

Jairus · September 21, 2008, 10:31:02 PM

The1Kobra is banned by the first appearance of the Dark Magician Girl!

Slowtini · September 21, 2008, 10:31:34 PM

Jairus is banned because MY RING IS ENCHANTED WITH 100% SPELL REFLECTION, AND 100% DAMAGE REFLECTION.

...and Ew, don't think I didn't see that hastily edited post's original content.

Noone · September 21, 2008, 10:32:32 PM

~~Jairus is banned because that doesn't work, as I have EPIC DODGE!!~~

Showtini is banned because he messed up my EPIC DODGE!!!

Slowtini · September 21, 2008, 10:33:18 PM

Kobra is banned for not banning me.

Noone · September 21, 2008, 10:34:36 PM

*Stabs showtini with the +8 rapier of ban-ban*