The ban game, v12

[Jairus]

If you ban a life do you know what you'll give?
Odds are, you won't like what it is.
When the storm arrives, would you be banning me?
By your merciless eyes, dear Boxy?

I've seen angels ban from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line!

Ban yourself because no-one else here will save you!
The odds will betray you,
And I will then ban you!
You can't deny the ban it may never fulfill you!
It longs to ban you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You banned my name!

If you come inside bans will not be the same
When you return to the night.
And if you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen bannings cut through harder men
Than you yourself
But if you must pretend
You may become banned!

Ban yourself because no-one else here will save you!
The odds will betray you,
And I will then ban you!
You can't deny the ban it may never fulfill you!
It longs to ban you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins...

Try to hide your ban
Forget how to feel!
Forget how to feel!
Life is gone with just a spin of the ban!
Spin of the ban!

Ban yourself because no-one else here will save you!
The odds will betray you,
And I will then ban you!
You can't deny the ban it may never fulfill you!
It longs to ban you
Are you willing to die?

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You banned my name!
You banned my name!
You banned my name!
You banned my name!
You banned my name!
You banned my name!
You banned my name!

I think we're through with this theme.

[Ren Gaulen]

Don't take this one personally, please (it can be considered a continuation of my previous Ban Song, anyway)..

Ban it for all it's worth, make sure you get there first
The apple of your eye, the rotten core inside
We are all prisoners, things couldn't get much worse
I've had it up to here, you know your ban is near!

You had to ban us all, well have you banned enough?
You dirty little bastard, you will get what you deserve
When all is said and done, I will be the one
To leave you in your misery and ban what you've become!

Intoxicated eyes, no longer live that life
You should have learned by now, I'll burn this whole world down
I need some peace of mind, no fear of bans behind
You think you've won this fight, you've only lost your mind!

You had to ban us all, well have you banned enough?
You dirty little bastard, you will get what you deserve
When all is said and done, I will be the one
To leave you in your misery and ban what you've become!

Hold me down (I will live again)
Hold me down (I will break it in)
Hold me down (better in the end)
Hold me down

You had to ban us all, well have you banned enough ?
You dirty little bastard, you will get what you deserve
When all is said and done, I will be the one
To leave you in your misery and ban what you've become!

Heaven help you!
Heaven help you!!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I have to go shopping. Why don't you draw something while I'm gone? I'll write a swordsman's haiku when I get back.

[Slowtini]

...Jairus is banned because gaia online actually did something awesome...

Mecha/Sci-Fi Item Update. Holy Balls.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned by fail.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by success!

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned by epic.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned by normal.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by the strange.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I'm stopping this chain before it goes any further.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because why can't we do something about teeth?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because toenails are better.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I do not recall any Monty Python sketches involving toenails. Other body parts, yes.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because knowing Monty Python, they've probably done something regarding toenails.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because they did have that foot gag...

[Jer-oh-me]

Jay is banned because the episode ran short.

[Jairus]

Jer-oh-me is banned by Sam Peckinpah's Salad Days.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for having a weird addition to his sig.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the best part is that he didn't even say it to me... he said it to Mowser, if I recall. It was just so perfect I couldn't not keep it.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I would have made it a quote.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I have now done so.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because that's not what I mean.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because that would just look weird.

I'll give it a try.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it doesn't look that weird.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I think it looked better the other way.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he can easily change it back.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by the Reverend Loony of the Up the Cream Bum and Jam Vicarage.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by the remaining Pythons.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by the Dead One.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because one of the live ones said "Good riddance" to the dead one.