The ban game, v11

Jairus · September 11, 2008, 01:09:50 PM

Ren is banned because that is an example of a design where the dakka will shred the thing it's attached to after only one salvo.

Do it.

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 01:15:33 PM

Jay is banned because with the power of Courage that thing will withstand! And I've got more courage than dakka!

James StarRunner · September 11, 2008, 01:17:14 PM

Ren is banned for drawing too fast in a playground zone.

Jairus · September 11, 2008, 01:17:35 PM

James is banned by a giant peach.

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 01:20:08 PM

Jay is banned by a BFG.

Jairus · September 11, 2008, 01:20:46 PM

Ren is banned by my two 'Dogs.

James StarRunner · September 11, 2008, 01:22:42 PM

Jairus is banned by cheese.

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 01:24:41 PM

James is banned by monitoring.

Jairus · September 11, 2008, 01:27:03 PM

Ren is banned because of PEBKAC.

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 01:28:35 PM

Jay is banned by ZakuHaro (ZaHaro?).

Jairus · September 11, 2008, 01:29:19 PM

Ren is banned by the Death Haro.

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 01:33:47 PM

Jay is banned because many Newtypes died to bring us this information.

James StarRunner · September 11, 2008, 01:34:08 PM

Ren is banned by the DMFA squirrels.

Jairus · September 11, 2008, 01:35:35 PM

~~Ren is banned because, DAMN, that was fast.~~

James is banned because I'll just have to introduce those squirrels to my little friend.

James StarRunner · September 11, 2008, 01:37:48 PM

Jairus is banned since I am a Ratchet and Clank mastah! (Heck, I even had a little voice acting job as Ratchet on Newgrounds)

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 01:39:18 PM

So what? I has snow.

Be snowballed to ban!

James StarRunner · September 11, 2008, 01:41:45 PM

I is from the snowy whites of Canada. Snow can not be my enemy. Ren is banned from drowning is eraser shavings.

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 01:43:26 PM

James is banned because I'm car-surfing to Freedom!

VSMIT · September 11, 2008, 02:03:45 PM

Ren is banned because freedom is an allusion.

But to what, I won't say.

llearch n'n'daCorna · September 11, 2008, 02:08:11 PM

VSMIT is banned because I haven't had the best day. In fact, it's been a downright shitty day. Shit flows downhill.

I appear to be in the gutter.

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 02:18:59 PM

L is banned because when the odds are against you, all you can do is fight the unbeatable, break the unbreakable, ROW! ROW! Fight the Power! See the invisible, do the impossible! ROW! ROW! Fight the Power!

Cogidubnus · September 11, 2008, 02:31:42 PM

Trow, trow, trow your boat,
the stream provides flotation,
hysterically, hysterically, hysterically, hysterically,
life's hallucination~

*edit* Oh yeah. Ren is banned.

Jairus · September 11, 2008, 02:33:47 PM

Oh where oh where has my dear Cogi gone, oh where oh where can he be?

Oh, there he is. Bye Cogi, you're banned!

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 02:34:55 PM

Jay is banned by the power of ROWING!

Jairus · September 11, 2008, 02:36:35 PM

Ren is banned by my facepalm.

Cogidubnus · September 11, 2008, 02:37:33 PM

Jairus is banned, because Giant Robot Facepalms seem kinda silly, and would probably be bad for the paint job.

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 02:38:26 PM

Cog is banned because I have upgraded the Haro.

Cogidubnus · September 11, 2008, 02:46:37 PM

Ren is banned because the Haro is an essentially peaceful creature. Do not pay any mind to the giant artillery cannons for legs.

Ren Gaulen · September 11, 2008, 02:50:29 PM

Cog is banned because I have upgraded another Haro.

Jairus · September 11, 2008, 02:53:02 PM

Ren Gaulen! This hand of mine is banning red! Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting Haro Finger! Ban end!