The ban game, v10

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I once dated an member of the CLDS.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because most of my closest friends are LDS members.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because most of my current experience with LDS members is the door-to-door kind. As for my former girlfriend... I actually haven't seen her in over a year. I wonder how she's doing.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because depending on how old she is, she might be somewhere far away by now.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I know about where she is: she didn't move far from where she lived when we dated. I also know that her kid is about three now.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned.  Don't know why yet, I just know that he is.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned, and I know why. I just don't feel like telling him.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for being pompous.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because at that moment, I was actually being a jerk. Related, but different.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because the difference is so minor, that you're a jerk for even factoring it in.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I always felt that someone who was pompous was someone who indirectly held something over you ("Oh, you don't have one of those?"), while a Jerk was more willing to be direct about it.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because he's not very good at being a jerk, really.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because I think that's a good thing.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because, maybe, after hard years of work, he could possibly reach my level of jerkdom.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I'm not sure if I should feel better or worse.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it's Abel.

[Pagan]

VSMIT is banned because my avatar keeps changing... And why does my account smell like a certain box?

[VSMIT]

Pagan is banned because I was wondering when you would notice that.

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned by the Hoff!

[VSMIT]

Mowser is banned because his avatar hasn't been changed...  Yet...

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned because he's actually not correct in that statement.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because if I'm not mistaken his avatar is Kite from the Dot Hack series.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because he's close, but not quite right.  It's Azure Kite, from .hack//Roots & .hack//G.U.  He was the product of Aura's memories.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because it's a pretty cool avatar. Did we ever find out what happened to the real Kite when The World was upgraded?

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned for making me relive memories of yet another digital world.

[VSMIT]

Spanky is banned for having the memories of two digital worlds.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned for that ban.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I feel like it.

[Slowtini]

Dopey is banned because I'm never going to try to animate anything again.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because he shouldn't give up so easily. Practice makes perfect! Winners never quit and quitters never win! Another trite statement!