The ban game, v10

[Slowtini]

Dopey is banned for using a Cliche.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because cliches are the mortar of life. They hold stories together.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for not finishing it up with the required "But those who never win AND never quit are idiots." ;-]

[Jairus]

Boxy is not banned for pointing out my mistake.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for not being firm in his convictions.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I am willing to learn from mistakes.

Also: If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not the sport for you.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for saying an old joke.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because no matter how old a joke is, somewhere there will be someone who has not heard it yet.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because while his statement was true, the people who have heard the joke before will probably be sick of it.  And will ridicule him for saying it.  Like I'm doing.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for making a good point. Unfortunately, I haven't heard a new joke in a long time.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for not using his power of puns to make his own jokes.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because puns aren't my specialty. Besides, puns are like farts: it's okay if you enjoy your own, but most people don't care for them. David Gerrold wrote that (he wrote The Trouble With Tribbles from TOS, if you've never heard of him).

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I've never read The Trouble with Tribbles.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because this is The Trouble with Tribbles.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because Tribbles remind me of mows.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I cannot possibly comment on any possible inter-dimensional reasons for the existence of Mows in one universe and Tribbles in another...

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because there is precedent.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I'm wondering what would happen if we bred the fast-breeding Tribbles with the nigh-indestructible Mows...

Doctor Jyrras is planning something.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because House is awesome.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I presume that he is talking about a TV show that I do not watch.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he should.

His sarcasm leaves DM in the dust.

And he's English, but does an amazingly good US accent.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because after perusing the House article on Wikipedia, I cannot figure out who "DM" is.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he was looking in the wrong place.

DM=Darkmoon.

Jeez.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I thought we were still talking about House.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because we were.

I said that House's use of sarcasm leaves DM's in the dust.

And the actor, Hugh Laurie, is English.  As in from the UK.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I'm tired. Let's go back to banning for silly reasons.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by this silly reason.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because Buzz Aldrin saved Little Red Riding Hood from the Big Bad Wolf by calling down a NASA nuclear strike.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it wasn't Buzz Aldrin.  It was Tom Hanks.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by John Cleese in full Bavarian drag.