The ban game, v10

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he can't just borrow a camera?

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I could probably borrow one from my mom if it came right down to it.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned with a thousand origami Bans.  Which strangely look like origami cranes with the word BAN on each of the wings.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned by a thousand cherry blossoms.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned by hordes of long-haired bishonen, and trampled by their attempts to look dramatic in the cherry blossoms.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned by the ringtail...

[Mao]

VSMIT is banned by an O-mamori to the forehead.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned by the Yasakani no Magatama.

[Mao]

Jairus is banned by a swarm of O-Fuda.  In a similar fashion to a Macross Missle Massacre attack.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned by a swarm of cat-girls. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by a bunch of rabid fangirls.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I don't have any fangirls.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because I have two! Boo-ya!

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because the Hoff is still "his girl."

[Angel]

Jairus is banned because I just wasted ten seconds of my life waiting for Dr. Jekyll the Hasselhoff to show up. Ten seconds I won't get back. 

[Slowtini]

Black_angel is banned because FUCK YEAH, I'M GETTING A MOTHERFUCKING LAPTOP! 

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because that's great! So, what make is it?

Blank_angel, did you finally see the Hoff?

[Slowtini]

Dopey is banned because it's a HP

4gb ram, 2.5ghz processor, G-Force 8600m graphics card.

...I'm out 2 grand though

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because that's the price you pay for quality electronics. Isn't that right, MacBook? *silence* My MacBook says yes.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because my MacBook Pro agrees.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned because I don't like macs.

Just never liked the GUI

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for two reasons. One, everyone has different tastes, and computers are no different. Two, I just noticed this: as a side-effect of Boxy splitting this thread up into different pieces, this thread currently has 1161 replies to 1121 views.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I noticed that a while ago and thought to myself, "Huh."

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned because what ACTUALLY happened, was the database traveled through time.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because time travel is still a theory, and it is currently impossible to prove either correct or incorrect.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned for not stating that time itself may not even exist, and that there are only differing aspects of the present.


Also, Someone sent me this link
http://harukathemeowth.deviantart.com/art/Lucario-and-Riolu-collection-87055671


THAT MANY POKEMON IN ONE ROOM, CAN NOT BE HEALTHY.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I want Sir Aaron's hat.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by Auron.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned because that hat DOES look pretty epic.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I'm probably not cool enough to wear that hat: I just want to own it.