Skins War

[silentassassin]

Yes, it truly is tragic.

[Slowtini]

Freakin' Cthulhu, hoggin' all the publicity. 

[silentassassin]

I'm curious as to darkmoon's plan as we all saw how well he faired against the thing last time. And he has yet to receive this special power in cvrpg.

[Darkmoon]

Special power?

[silentassassin]

Or whatever he'll get to kill and/or stop the elder god.

[Darkmoon]

Who said he'd defeat it?

[Emerauld Drathmir]

Who said he'd defeat it?

  I just got done with all of your archives...It's so evil and wrong it's beautiful! 

[silentassassin]

Who said he'd defeat it?

That's why I said stop

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

That's why I said stop

What makes you think that he'll do that?

[silentassassin]

Fine then whatever he'll do to the elder god he can't do it now.

[Darkmoon]

(shrugs)

[Damaris]

I think their point, silentassassin, is that you're assuming that Darkmoon will be the one to fix the situation with the elder god.  It's definitely possible that something completely different could happen.

[Turnsky]

I think their point, silentassassin, is that you're assuming that Darkmoon will be the one to fix the situation with the elder god.  It's definitely possible that something completely different could happen.

they could distract it with fake explosive filled japanese schoolgirls, for instance. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ooo, now there's an idea. ;-]

[Jairus]

I think their point, silentassassin, is that you're assuming that Darkmoon will be the one to fix the situation with the elder god.  It's definitely possible that something completely different could happen.

they could distract it with fake explosive filled japanese schoolgirls, for instance. 

Ooo, now there's an idea. ;-]

So... either Dan or Darkmoon just happens to have a supple of fake explosive-filled Japanese schoolgirls ready-made to battle a giant tentacle monster? That's just a little weird...

... besides which, it's a bit creepy. Like, really creepy.

[Darkmoon]

Not Darkmoon. Angel.

[Jairus]

Not Darkmoon. Angel.

My apologies.

So either Dan or Angel just happens to have a supple of fake explosive-filled Japanese schoolgirls ready-made to battle a giant tentacle monster?

[Darkmoon]

Duh.

[Ghostwish]

Duh.

Really, like, who doesn't?

I guess that's a cue to go do an inventory of mine right now.

[Darkmoon]

Well, I was gonna update with the winner, but the DMFA FTP is down. Suck.

[Ghostwish]

>< Why must it always be something!? Infernal computers!

[silentassassin]

Whatever happens to stop the elder god is either not available for us to see or isn't happening right now. Are you happy now?

[Alterationartist]

I predicted this swing.
I
PREDICTED
IT
Just so I can say I told you.

[Jairus]

*snaps fingers*
Darn. Oh well. Maybe next time.

[Azraelle]

"And now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good ... is dumb."

[Darkmoon]

"And now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good .is underfunded."

Fixed.

[Dagardo]

"And now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good ... is dumb."

"And now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good .is underfunded."

Fixed.

Good is dumb and underfunded.

[Jairus]

"And now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good ... is dumb."

"And now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good .is underfunded."

Fixed.

Good is dumb and underfunded.

Perhaps if Good was better funded, Good would be able to afford a proper education and would no longer be dumb.

[Dagardo]

"And now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good ... is dumb."

"And now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good .is underfunded."

Fixed.

Good is dumb and underfunded.

Perhaps if Good was better funded, Good would be able to afford a proper education and would no longer be dumb.

If good was better funded and could afford a better education then they would win, and if good won there would be no way to have any fun because we all know evil is more fun.

[Joe3210]

Not to break conversation, but did Dan move once during this episode?