The ban game, v09

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because that is very true. And he is also banned because I showed my parents the two drawings of me you did, and they loved them.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is un-banned because I'm happy now.

[Jairus]

I can't think of a sufficient reply for the last post, so Ren Gaulen is temp-banned. Period: five-seconds... starting... now!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I have uncovered the "Grimoire of Questionable Magical Spells, Incantations and Rites". I'm gonna start casting spells from it.. now! "Occult Torus of Inconvenience!" ..Whatever it is..

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because that causes items in your house to randomly start disappearing and then reappearing in random locations. You'll wake up one morning with the dining room table lying on top of you.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for wanting me to cast "Grand Greater Dispel" frantically. For it I use the "Cosmic Chant of Salad Dressing" against him!

[Jairus]

I use "Erupting Burning Souffle" to ban Ren!

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned for ruining a perfectly good souffle!

[Ren Gaulen]

I negate Cog's ban with the "Alchemical Tea Aura" and ban him with the "Eruption of Champagne" (more of a physical than a magical attack).

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because I can read the label on the cork now, thanks. 

Oh, shoot. Now it's all gone dark...

[Jairus]

I ban Cogi with "Diet Mentos Coke Cannon", and then preemptively ban the next attacker with "Pizza Pie Shield," which negates all physical attacks with it's cheesy goodness and negates magical attacks with it's pepperonis!

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned with the "Aegis-Breaker" Curry, which cuts through the pizza pie shield to deliver a ban full of steel-meltingly spicy goodness!

[Ren Gaulen]

I ban Cog with the "Infinite Ray of Cardboard". I also cast the "Unholy Aura of Butter" to protect against the next attack.

[Jairus]

I ban Ren by summoning "Cherry-eyed Dark Chocolate Dragon" and "Baaniiraa the Cake-Slayer," and then use "Blender" to combine them into "Baaniiraa the Chocolate Dragon Warrior!" Baaniiraa the Chocolate Dragon Warrior, fly above the battlefield and attack his taste buds for maximum damage!

Gods, this sounds like a "Fighting Foodons" episode in here.

[Ren Gaulen]

I utterly annihilate Jay's "Baaniiraa the Chocolate Dragon Warrior" with the "Magnificent Glob of Toothpaste", and proceed to ban him with the "Heavenly Storm of Bacon".

[Jairus]

You've activated my trap card! I activate "Scrambled Eggs" which negates your bacon's damage, and allows me to summon the "Grated Cheese" spell card from my deck to the field, thus creating "Scrambled Eggs, Bacon and Cheese, the Most Un-originally Named Monster!" I now play "Raijingu Bagel" from my hand to create "Egg Sandwich!" Enjoy your Breakfast Ban, Ren Gaulen!

[Ren Gaulen]

I attain the "Ancient Lonesome Automaton" stance and launch the "Attack of the One Million Demons" through the "Spiritual Invocation of the Geek". Be banned, Jay!

[Jairus]

I summon the great Kamina-sama to ban your demons. As for you, I ban you with the power of my SPOOOOOON!!

[Ren Gaulen]

I raise the "Wall of Icecream" to stop your SPOOOOOON!!. I then ban you with the "Etheral Steak Sauce Disc" and attain the "Ancient Lonesome Automaton" stance again.

[Jairus]

I activate my "It's What's For Dinner" ritual card, and sacrifice two of the cards in my hand to summon "Beef Cake!" The presence of any steak-related item on the field allows him to attack immediately, so I order him to use "Tenderizing Fist" to break you out of your "Ancient Lonesome Automaton" pose and ban you for this turn!

[Ren Gaulen]

In that case I attain the "Airborne Stance of the Flames" and launch the "Flaming Hypocrite Assault" followed by the "Burning Storm of Yarn" to ban you. I then raise the "Wall of Vindictiveness" to be able to launch a cross-counter during the next attack.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned, because this cherry pie of mine is burning red! It's fierce roar tells me I put something very strange in it!

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned because after eating his pie, this stomach of mine burns and roars! Excuse me!

[Mao]

Jairus is banned.  I think it has to do with the blinding amounts of 'cheesy' anime stylings going on in here.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because the East is Burning Red! Ren, did you set the east on fire again?

[Ren Gaulen]

I cast "Cure Stomach Upset" on Jairus, followed by the "Tackle of the Fire Elementals" launched from my "Airborne Stance of the Flames" to ban him, and then cast the "Expanding Zone of Indiscriminate Battering" and run like hell.

[Jairus]

I cast "Lightning Step" to give myself super-speed and draw "Sword of Banneration" from gods-know-where in order to attack Ren Gaulen!

[Ren Gaulen]

I counter with the "Raging Tornado of Nine Flails" and ban Jay with the "Savage Variable Flail Assault Deluxe".

[Jairus]

I summon "Rip You a New One Mark IV" and unload an entire arsenal of ban in your direction, Ren!

[Ren Gaulen]

I attain the "Vigilant Sleeping Cat" stance to avoid your attack completely and launch "Twelve Great Balls of Yarn" at you to ban you thoroughly.