The ban game, v09

[Jairus]

Being a Kangaroo Rat, I am immune to the allure of Balls of Yarn! I ban you with my "Flash Hop!"

[Ren Gaulen]

I ban Jay with the "Erupting Burning Shining Finger Jab of Much Earth-Shattering Unpleasantness Final", and proceed to cast the "Grand Greater Dispel Silliness" to end this battle of weirdness for good.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because this thread was getting far too silly. How about a good, clean, wholesome outdoor sketch? Get some air into those lungs.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned for suggesting we go frolic beneath the burning star outside. It's a giant ball of fire! You could die!

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned because if we danced beneath the moon, it would fall on us.

[Ren Gaulen]

You're right, Jay. I'll go fetch some fresh air. For now, be banned by my one last spell - "Summon Elvis Impersonators"! *runs like hell again*

[Jairus]

I counter with a STORY from Camino. Be banned, and have a nice day Ren.

I don't even have a single Elvis song in my collection. Weird.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned by Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because I have to remember not to piss him off in the morning. Early afternoon at latest.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay! Be prepared to be banned by the power of RAWK!


BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!

When the giants of Heaven forsake the Earth
I'm gonna ban you for all that you're worth
With the bolts of Zeus and my golden throat
I'm gonna ban you, and send you afloat!
Whether you pillage the Earth or the Sea -
I'm gonna ban you -
This I guarantee!!!

BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because All the Same, Take me away, We're Dead to the World!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay! Be banned with my other song!

Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the Ban Whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail!
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye!

BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because it's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine).

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I never feel fine.

I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain, evil stopper
I get to wear big black helmets
I pilot the BANNINGCOPTER!

I am likely to find
For my failure to fly
That I will be banned
For not banning you
Cause that is my job,
BANNINGCOPTER!

You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Deliver your ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!

[Mao]

Ren is banned for attempting to rock out.... and failing.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because I'm Flying in the Sky!

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, because Lucy is in illegal airspace, man.

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned because I'll Trust You Forever.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned. I've also stolen his house, his wallet, his car, and one of his kidneys.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned. I haven't stolen anything from him... yet.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Luci is in the sky with daemons. ... To the bomb shelters!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I brought something that can take them down... the RYNO.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for thinking that he could take on the Lord of the Abyss with that toy. You'll need this thing to fight him!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because that sword could just allow us to perform the "Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!"

[Mao]

Jairus is banned yo.  He was harshing on my mellow.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser is banned, and his mellow is harshed with great prejudice.

[Jairus]

Like, Cogi is banned man, for upsetting, like, the karmic balance of the feng shui, or something like that...

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, and his long-haired hippy drugs are confiscated too.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned for harshing on Jairus' mellow.  Not cool Brah.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because it is "Brother", not "Brah", you heretic. Now prepare to be utterly purged. Purging begins on count ten. One.. Two.. TEN!!