The ban game, v09

[Jairus]

Cogidubnus is banned by the sound of a blade sliding through air, with an edge so sharp that even the winds dance around it to avoid it's sharpness.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, because the sharpest blade is the one that never cuts.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because sometimes a good old-fashioned blade works best.

[Cogidubnus]

JaiJai is banned because a warrior uses what is at hand. There is no shame in this.

(As quoted from a japanese businessman who fended off his attackers with a desk phone)

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because the only weapon a warrior needs is their will to fight. All else is optional... but highly recommended.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned by the lovely smell of cheese... Mmmmm... Parmy...

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I'm not even a mouse. I'm a kangaroo-rat, and we're more partial to grains and breads than anything.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned with the obvious follow-up reference.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I don't know where he lives and sleeps... on second thought, that would be creepy.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned because vaguely creepy is a friend of mine

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because that sounds very interesting. What kind of individual is vaguely creepy?

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned by the left-handed suzuki method.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned by Dreksa's swordfighting style, "The Two Left Hands."

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned. And I think I might have said something in the Tower that might interest him. Maybe.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned. I saw it. Nice to get it out of your head, isn't it?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it's been a long day...

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I'm listening.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because there's nothing to tell.

[Jairus]

Considering that you went to Boomers today (if I recall correctly), you're banned because you've got to at least have A story to tell.

[Mao]

Jaibibbles is banned.  I didn't have a reason, so I tried real hard to come up with one.  In the end I didn't.  Either way.  He's still banned.

[Slowtini]

Mowser is banned for being lazy.

[e_voyager]

Slowtini is banned for vaguely creepy would probably have loved his avatar. (double the links double the fun.)

[Cogidubnus]

E-Voyager is banned for starting link wars again.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I discontinue the Link War. JUSTICE!

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned, because I Am Justice!

[Mao]

Cogi is banned because justice, like the cake, is a lie.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because with True Courage and True Justice, anything is possible! Even if we must make Justice for ourselves.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, because everyone in the world recognizes beauty as beautiful, and thus we have ugliness. He is banned, because everyone in the world recognizes good, and we have the beginning of evil.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because now we must engage in a philosophical debate about the nature of "good" and "evil." Can one truly define one without the other? It's a whole "light creates darkness and darkness defines light" sort of thing. But then, which one is our truer nature, or are we all both good and evil at once. Is our greatest power the power to become evil when the need arises? Or is it that our goodness can override our evil?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I have seen the Light, and I have seen the Darkness. And I know, that there is no absolute Good or Evil, there are only shades of Grey. And you have to define Good and Evil for yourself.