Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Colgatecrusader]

((hey i'm the only one that puts my foot in my mouth, (metaphorically) but i do that more often than i would like))

granted, you now have to speak like yoda, all the time!

I wish for something for lunch, i'm hungry.

[Darkdragon]

You get a plastic token which you could exchange for a lunch at the cafeteria. However, due to some temporal disturbance, by the time you got there they have already sold out, leaving you still hungering for food.

I wish people in general stop commercializing Christmas. It's really annoying to hear carols for a holiday which you don't observe.

[Rakala]

Granted. Now all the other Christian holidays are commercialized.

[Darkdragon]

Granted.

I wish Rakala will retroactively make a wish so I can time travel to before I posted this post to "retroactively" corrupt it.

[Lysander]

Granted, but by doing so the effect which you affect affects the effect that disturbs the retroactive action you affected.

I wish for wind.   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You are afflicted with gaseous nethers.



I wish I'd been to bed earlier yesterday.

[Caswin]

You know what, so do I.  Unfortunately, like any good Choose Your Own Adventure Book, this retroactively means that whatever would have been worth staying up those extra hours for actually happened during the night.  Waking up at a decent hour just doesn't seem to make up for it...

I wish that I could shoot lasers from my eyes at times of my own discretion.

[Max Wolf]

granted  but you mistakenly use them while looking in the mirror and kill your self



i wish i had a chopper mount in wow

[Kipiru]

Granted, you finally get one and the next day- Armageddon, WoW is shut down for good! Enjoy! Muhahahaha!

I wish I knew how to speak Elvish!

[Lysander]

Granted, but the only use you have for it are J. R. R. Tolkien books as other linguists just look at you in wonder...

I wish for candy.

[Kipiru]

Granted, but you get a mouthful of cavities!

I wish for the newest Ford Mondeo!

[Slowtini]

Granted, you get the next one made. Unfortunately, due to an error in production, they connected the gas and brake to the same line.
Accelerating towards a Red-Light is never a good thing to do, Kipiru.


I wish that Steam would let me use my visa gift-card to buy spore.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, but the download always crashed and the program always freezes before you can play the game.

I wish for *Scorpio is struck by lightning*

[Kipiru]

Granted, "Scorpio is struck by lightning" is the headline of the obituaries in the next day paper!

I wish I had a pet unicorn!

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Unfortunately, you have no idea what to feed it, not having a standard physiology, and it dies.


I wish I had more time.

[Lysander]

Granted, time is greatly lengthened for you and you alone. One day seems like a year to you, work/school days last far, far too long, and you die within a couple regular time months.   

I wish for a board. 

[Lisky]

granted, but it's of the card variety, making it pretty much useless for anything practical

i wish i had something to do until i got back to school

[Kipiru]

Granted, you have children! Enjoy!

I wish I could eat without gaining weight!

[Colgatecrusader]

granted you cannibalize yourself and eventually die of blood loss.

I wish for more episodes of firefly.

[Angel]

Granted, but the cast has been replaced with the actors from High School Musical. (Believe me, I regret this corruption.)

I wish every keyboard had an ergonomic design so CTS and tendinitis would go away.

[Kipiru]

Granted, but they start making mouses like stealth jets- all corners! Enjoy brousing!

I wish I could read minds!

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The staggering levels of stupdity from those around you leave you permanantly impaired.



I wish I could concentrate on the schoolwork I need to do.

[Lysander]

Granted, but the concentration is traded for intelligence and you are unable to do  any more than stare at what you can no longer accomplish.

I wish for a cord of power.   

[Kipiru]

Granted, but you get tied up in power and die miserably!

I wish to be a super hero!

[Slowtini]

Granted.
Your enemies will rue the day they messed with "THE PLUNGINATOR."

I wish for a desk lamp.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's powered by your soul.


I wish there was less stupidity in the world.

[Rakala]

Granted. However the average intelligence rises past your level resulting in you being stupid.

I wish for a 'splosion.

[Lysander]

Granted, but it's power is only 1/9 of what it was intended to be.

I wish for a library.   

[Kipiru]

Granted, but it's haunted and you can't even think of staying there for 5 minutes let alone read anything!

I wish for the chance to print my own comic book!

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, but you can't find anyone who will sell it for you and nobody buys it from you

I wish for immortality and sterility for everyone!