Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Mattie2008]

Done. Nobody plays it and you go down in history as the worst MMORPG maker ever. Stick to RPGs next time.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted, thus breaking the game with my uncorruptability.

[Rakala]

Granted, the game is over, however since this is a corruption I can't really do this. A time-space rip forms and sucks all of eternity into it causing another anomaly considering that eternity can't really be sucked in since it's infinite so it's just sucked into a time space rip forever and.... uh.... there's just a paradox, okay?

I wish I could've ended that corruption at some point.

[Kipiru]

Granted, you are beaten by another poster and have to abandon you corruption!

I wish I never had to study again in my life!

[Rakala]

Granted. You end up in an accident which leaves you a vegetable. You don't have to think ever again much less study.

I wish it were an easy decision which college to go to.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but you still choose wrong.


I wish I could get the gokudo flash files to play in my browser like they were earlier.

[Lysander]

Granted but your internet connection disables itself indefinitely in exchange.

I wish for a spider that quotes Shakespeare.   

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You get a spider latched on to your hair which repeats "Let's kill all the lawyers" from Henry VI, Part II, Act IV, Scene II, which gets misinterpreted by lawyers and gets you sent to court.

I wish for gold.

[Kipiru]

Granted, but the one granting your wish has bad spelling and gives you Glod(a mountain dwarf with a bad attitude). Long live Pratchett!

I wish I was a real unicorn!

[Lysander]

Granted, but you are one of those that is captured on The Last Unicorn .

I wish for Google Desktop.   

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You get the version that is for the Mac if you own Windows or Linux, and the one for Windows if you happen to own a Mac.

I wish for a blank stare.

[Kipiru]

You get hit by a truck and become a living vegetable!

I wish I had a transforming motorcycle!

[Lysander]

Granted, it transforms into an oversize tea cup. If you do happen to fill it with tea the mechanics will probably rust and it won't be able to transform back.

I wish for a piece of shark cartilage. I hear it's the best kind.   

[Kipiru]

Granted, but you have to fight the shark for it first!

I wish I could stop time!

[Jer-oh-me]

Granted, but now you're frozen in one point of time permanently, unable to have a conversation with anyone ever again, but you still can't outrun light.

I wish that I could see Ultra Violet light.

[Kipiru]

Granted, you see everything in an ultra shade of violet! Enjoy the violet trees and violet bread!

I wish I could shoot beams out of my eyes!

[Rakala]

Granted. It causes slight discomfort when you do.

I wish AVP Requiem had focused less on how brutal the aliens were.

[Kipiru]

Granted, the movie now focuses on the love triangle between the pizza loser, the hot tramp and the rich idiot!

As far as that goes, I wish AvP Requiem wasn't done by amateurs!

[Rakala]

Granted, it was done overblown with special effects and no real plot point.

I wish I had never seen 5 alien babies pop out of a pregnant woman. *shudders* That wil haunt me for the rest of my life.

[Kipiru]

Granted, you see them coming out of a man!

I wish they made a 5-th Alien movie!

[Rakala]

Granted. They insist on using Sigourney Weaver again who is now getting old.

I wish they made a movie out of Batman Vs Predator.

[Kipiru]

Granted, but the world is not ready for such a crossover yet and the movie is a bust!

I wish I had a more interesting job!

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You quit your current employment and sign up as a "bullet sponge".

I wish movies had decent dialogue these days.

[Rakala]

Granted, that's all they have.

I wish all my problems would just go away.

[Kipiru]

Granted, you die! 

I wish I could live forever!

[Jairus]

Granted. You do. You live forever. Congratulations. You get to watch your friends and family die, humans wage wars for stupid reasons, history repeat itself time and time again, species evolve and die off, the world change, the sun explode and the earth die, the stars blink out one by one, and finally the universe ends. And you're still alive. All alone. Forever.

I wish something horrible would happen to me.

[Kipiru]

Granted, you are mistakenly mobilized and sent to Iraq, but in an all female squadron! Now you tell me whether this is good or bad?

I wish I could impose my wishes onto other people!

[Lysander]

Granted, everyone of your wishes come to pleasantly pass, for everyone else. You are left without any hopes and dreams for yourself.

I wish for the universal language to be Japanese.   

[Kipiru]

Granted, now nobody can understand a word from eachother, except the Japanese of course! (as far as there being a language of the universe, it should be Bulgarian, after all the Voyager probe caries with it a recording of a Bulgarian folk song)

I wish I could meet with aliens!

[Rakala]

Granted. You meet these aliens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_(Alien_franchise)

I wish I knew how to make hyperlinks with other words.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, it's buried in lots of other information so that you can't actually locate it.


I wish we had smarter users.