Corrupt A Wish Revived

[shadowterm]

Granted, tests become meaningless as they now contain ten problems at the maximum.

I wish it was summer already.

[Azriel]

Granted, but the earth becomes as hot as Venus.

I wish I knew the winning lotto numbers

[shadowterm]

Granted, you become cursed and follow the events of Hurly from LOST.

I wish I wasn't having so much fun with the Ban Game, and Cute, but. . . threads right now.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. The forum gets closed.

I wish it doesn't take this long for my computer to preform calculations. 

[Lysander]

Granted, but now the calculations are anything other than correct.

I wish for imaginary numbers.   

[shadowterm]

Granted, they speak to you non-stop, and you can't un-imagine them

I wish I never have to deal with another imaginary number for the rest of my life. The square root of one will never make sense, how can I have that much of anything

[TheGreyRonin]

Granted. Numbers become real, and materialize around you in solid form. They have huge, pointy teeth, bloodshot eyes, deep growls....and they look hungry.

I wish I had a dozen tasty, non-poisoned, edible donuts.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. They have, however, gone stale.

I wish for time control.

[Draken]

Granted.  However, it only works once, and you are forever stuck with the time change you made for yourself.

[EDIT]I wish for a better gaming system.  But I don't want it to explode, or takeover the world....I don't want it to make me into a gaming system too....Nothing weird. 



*note* Wish made ala Homer THoH

[Lysander]

Granted. Sadly you're perfectly normal gaming system appeared suddenly right in front of you in response to your wish, appearing above the street right in front of your house and falling at a weird angle causing it to shatter as you had not expected the sudden appearance.

I wish for society to suddenly, suddenly, collide with the universe all of the sudden.   

[e_voyager]

Granted. unfortunately society and the universe  collide like two particle in a supercollider and cases the implosion of the mulitiverse. oohh that's nasty.

I wish i'd thought to keep my spare laundry in my special alternate dimension were i keep my mementos

[Lysander]

Granted, but when I inadvertently destroyed the multiverse your dimension was included with your spare laundry inside!   

I wish for occupied thinking.   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. I'll tell you what you got after I finish thinking.


I wish I'd had better weather whilst on vacation.

[Lysander]

Granted, your vacation is rerouted to Hell where it's warm weather all year round! With the occasional exception of random moments of ice hockey...

I wish for a harmonic flux.   

[Kipiru]

Granted, you get a broken harmonica! Feel the blues!

I wish to stumble onto a half buried alien pod, that will take me to it's creators!

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You can't communicate with the creators because they speak a different language and have different cultural norms. I think you also might have offended them...

I wish to hire Maxwell's demon.

[Zedd]

Granted but sadly 3 seconds after he was summoned he drags you to hell like all demons do,Enjoy the food!

I wish to find the man who invented the Oscar Mayer weenier song and kill him with one of those weeniers

[bradypodidae]

Granted, however, you will be eternally haunted by the Oscar Meyer "My Bologna has a First Name" jingle.

I wish I new the ultimate answer to a preschooler's eternal question, "Why?"

[Lysander]

Granted, but to learn such a thing requires you to be a preschooler which in turn makes you no more than a few years old with the mental capacity of such, therefore rendering you unable to comprehend what you were trying to say in the first place.

I wish for what you live by.   

[yakanaj]

Granted, but what you find is not what you expect, thus driving you insane and causing you to be institutionalized.

I wish for a world without greed.

[murmer]

Granted, but you're so unselfish that you give away all your belongings.

I wish I could graduate with good marks.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, you still are unable to land yourself a respectable job.

I wish I wasn't so lazy at times.

[Rakala]

Granted. You experience hypertension at all times.

I wish for sponges.

[Zedd]

Granted but strangely they suck out the moisture out of your body quickly leaving you to die by dehydration   


I wish for some meatlovers pizza

[Lysander]

Granted, you now have pizza that loves meat. Now lets see who will eat who first...

I wish to be friendly fire.   

[Forycles]

Granted. You got too friendly with water. Buh-bye.

I wish that mows were oh too real.

[Arcblade]

Granted!  They eat your neighborhood, starting with your entire residence and everything in it. 

I wish for true flight without airplanes.

[cruz928]

Granted. But the air velocity is too great. The drag would then rib your body apart.

I wish ti be able to have full control over the four elements

[bradypodidae]

Granted; you are now Aang, and exist only in Anime.

I wish a European Swallow could migrate carrying a coconut.

[cruz928]

Granted. Watch out prolieator.*coconut falls on his head as he dies*

I wish for a never ending supply of mashed potatoes. that wont go rotten , tastes good, and wont attract insects. or spread disease