Corrupt A Wish Revived

[yakanaj]

Granted, you stand in the way...

AS I SHOVE A FRESH, HOT, PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE DOWN YOUR THROAT!

Take that.

[GabrielsThoughts]

your wish for nothing is granted.


I wish for super powers that don't involve being super fast while I escape from danger.

[Lisky]

Granted, you super power allows you to flash harden your skin while falling from extreme heights, the power however does not effect your internal organs... therefore although your exterior is fine, your organs splatter against the inside of your skin

I wish for a awesome weekend, where nothing bad happens to me

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Monday is going to be a long day, though. A very long day.


I wish I could get more nookie.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted....a very disturbed postal worker finds you in a warehouse.


I wish for a fanbase of readers who will follow my webcomic almost religiously.   

[silentassassin]

Granted but some find spiritual meaning in your comic. Those then began to belive more and more that it is not a comic but a religious text and start worshipping it. They then catch the eyes of the US goverment which decide to intervene. With the numbers and supplies the cult freaks fight a huge battle the nation rips apart as the line is drawn and people take sides. Battles are fought and thew world looks at the Us and ecides total decimation is the only hope to quell the uprising. The world leaders launch all nukes simatanouesly at the US turning every inch to radioactive hell.

I wish for mo money

[Draken]

Granted.  All your money now has Moe on it.  Have fun.


I wish for more mows in the world.  A Mow in every pot!

[Lysander]

Granted, but now no one has even a pot of food left to eat!

I wish to be fully charged.   

[yakanaj]

Granted. You are fully charged...in the electric chair of a federal prison.


I wish for a couple more hours of sleep

[Lisky]

Granted, but while you're sleeping in, someone has emptied your bank account, and stolen your identity...

i wish there was something delicious to eat sitting on my kitchen table

[yakanaj]

Granted, but while you're eating, someone has emptied your bank account, and stolen your identity...

I wish there was something delicious to eat sitting on my kitchen table.  I also wish I had a kitchen table...or te room for one!

[Lysander]

Granted, someone throws a kitchen table at your head, knocking you out. You now own the table, but while you were out your wallet and bank card was stolen.   

I wish for a white 3-ring binder. 

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted...it originally belonged to the question and  contains the truth behind every conspiricy, real or imagined, within the united states... unfortunately you are now  the crazy midnight bomber that bombs at midnight... and the question is using the binder to interrogate you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_(comics) 

I wish for immortality and invulnerability and perfect health and a perfect human memory and perfect sanity. 

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Having forgotten to ask for eternal youth, you will still age.

I wish people could be a bit more philanthropic.

[information-dead]

granted, but that word is long so the world explodes



i wish for a cookie with molten chocolet inside

[Lysander]

Granted, your cookie is filled with chocolate flavored molten lava.

I wish for Pandora's Box.   

[Darkdragon]

Granted. It gets renamed Lysander's box and you are now the protagonist of the myth.

I wish apathy was not one of humankind's flaws.

[Arroyo Milori]

Granted, but you doomed the human race.

I wish it was Summer.

[Lysander]

Granted, three months from today you lose all memory of those three months to such a degree that it seems like Summer has instantly appeared.

I wish for steam.   

[Caswin]

You are locked in a steam bath for an extremely uncomfortable period of time, a la my favorite James Bond novel (at the moment) Thunderball.  Have fun.

I wish for a fish tank holding a few Siamese fighting-fish.

[Darkdragon]

Granted, you get a pair of fish indigenous to Thailand which bicker and brawl at times.

I wish I can pull any weapon out of thin air whenever I want.

[Lisky]

granted, but the "thin air" is in your lungs... have fun drowning in your own blood when you try and use your powers

I wish i owned the Normandy, from mass effect, complete with competent crew, and the equipment that was on board (including the car)

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The government, alarmed at such potentiall dangerous technology in the hands of a private citizin, nationalizes it.

And throws you in prison


I wish the food was better at my university.

[Lysander]

Granted, but that doesn't mean it's healthy! 

I wish to take back the cellar.   

[information-dead]

granted, the cellar is now yours, everything else was stolen!


i wish there were such a thing as a wiku.

[Arcblade]

Granted.  It terrorizes your dreams every night.

I wish America would reform itself and be a decent world power. 

[Darkdragon]

Granted. All of (the) America(s) except the United States reform its workings to become decent world powers.

I wish for a Möbius strip.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's in a klein bottle.


I wish more people understood that joke.

[Darkdragon]

*chuckles* Well, there's me, and I explained what a Möbius strip and Klein bottle was to someone earlier today (It's what prompted me to wish for one) so I grant your wish as interpreted as that person would understand the joke, which is one more than otherwise. Not a whole lot more people, but it is more nevertheless.

I wish I can express my sentiments clearly in writing or in speech. 

[Lysander]

Granted, but that doesn't mean anyone wants to hear what you have to say or read what you write.

I wish for a tenuous pact.