Corrupt a Wish

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, you now own every CVS pharmacy in the united states, and they are digitally organized by income level reletive to how much you love yourself.


I wish I had an apple that wasn't poisined or anything

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted.


Problem is, he's going to watch you, the whole time.



I wish I didn't have to be at work 3-4 hours earlier than normal tomorrow, since I expect to be there until the normal time, approx 8 hours after I usually arrive anyway...

[vulpesweasel]

granted. now you have no job. and your homeless. living under a bridge near a sewage plant. and you puppy died. I wish AOL didn't suck

[bill]

Sorry, but some things are out of the scope of the power of this thread.



I wish piracy of music was as fun as real piracy.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, it is. It's just not as much fun as Accountancy Shanties. And Sherry. And Port.

I wish I was tired enough to sleep, rather than wired enough to play this...

[vulpesweasel]

granted, you sleep forever, because of that apple at the top of the page, it's his fault. I wish I had black clothes

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted.

Oi! Give me my shirt back!
... at least the pants, ok? Please?


I wish I wasn't at school, about to take an exam....

[e_voyager]

granted you are now a qunicy fighting hallows.

i wish i was sleep in bed

[Hilary]

Granted... but there are ninjas and pirates fighting it out in your kitchen, and you're MISSING IT.

I wish I had some yummy food to eat.

[e_voyager]

Granted you are now a judge at this baking contest .  bake off  enjoy the food but regret the weight gain

i wish i was not weighted down by so much responsabilty

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted you are no longer weighed down, but uplifted and are now the acting president of the United States of America.... unfortunately this means the terrorists have killed off every  American, Canadian, European, Asian, African, Native American and Hispanic citizen in the united states older than you...and if I missed any reliogious or ethnic groups I appologize.



I wish I was king of the world!

[Suwako]

Granted however the world seems to be a dead rock with craters.

I wish I owned the moon.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted....However, the moon  is now populated by  talking  cows and you are their cow leader who has been wrapping the moon with string cheese for the last 2000 years... now some nasty human dairy farmers are getting ready for invasion using their vastly superior intelect and super human strength to capture the cows and force them into PETA's "labor camps"

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, since you failed to vocalise your wish, I'm forced to corrupt the best wish for you can I come up with.

I'm going to presume you wished you'd wished something before I started this, to which I reply, yes, but what you wished for is udderly irrelevant (thanks, cows) and full of bull. And, as such, once you have it, you're probably going to need a shower.


I wish I'd been able to go home early today.

[e_voyager]

granted but it is due to injury.

i wish i had and allowance growing up

[Suwako]

granted however it turned negative just before growing up. 

I wish I had a clock that controlled time.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, it only forces time forwards one second at a time, and it takes a second to work...


Think about that for a second. :-)


I wish I'd been able to work less than 12 hours today, since it sucked, and tomorrow won't be much better.

[lucas marcone]

granted you now work 11 hours and 59 minutes a day.






i wish i knew whats its like to french an angel

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you are now a  billionare! however, thanks to an earlier wish granting fiasco my house is now filled cow poop, in order to rectify this situation it has been transported to your house where you're forced to sift through it to find the money. which I have kindly given you in exact change composed of dollar coins penny's nickels and quarters. Lots of luck finding a coinstar my friend, you are now filthy rich. and she doesn't want to kiss you so much as hose you down.


I wish I was Captian of the black pearl...but neither Barbossa nor Jack.

[Hilary]

Granted, but you now owe Davy Jones your soul.

I wish I could watch the new Fullmetal Alchemist movie.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, but instead of being able to watch it right now, you will not be afforded the opportunity to view it until you are 65 years old...and you miss the first half hour of the movie because you had to clean out your kitty's litter box.

I wish for stuff.

[e_voyager]

granted not grey stuffing is being used to replas your inner organs.

i wish for more pie

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted not grey stuffing is being used to replas your inner organs.

i wish for more pie

granted. it's soul pie, and you're the main ingrediant.

I wish for happy.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, it's raining from the sky in huge chunks, causing all sorts of chaos and destruction.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.  I might as well not, it's a really short day, we have a rally in the morning for homecoming and we get out early and I don't have a 7th period.  So all my classes are going to be like 25 minutes long.

[Suwako]

Granted you didn't have to go to school, But you went there before you where informaed about it.

I wish I had a sniper on my wall o' weapons.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. He's aiming at you.


I wish I'd been more organised this morning.

[Hilary]

Granted. Your underwear are now permanently organized on your front lawn by color and date of purchase, respectively.

I wish for Saturday.

[Suwako]

Granted but you have to work on Saturday.

I wish for sunday

[Hilary]

(Excellent! That would mean I'd finally found a job. )

Granted, but giant killer bees attack, leaving you hospitalized until next monday.

I wish for a lake of kool-aid.

[Leafar]

Granted, but you can't hug the kool aid man...he is working as the lifeguard...



i wish for something cool to do today...