Corrupt a Wish

[lucas marcone]

granted, your boss is an ass, youre sposed to be home by fivebut your supiriors drop all their unfinished work on you, you eat crappy stuff in the company cafeteria, you work with so many numbers you keep falling asleep, and you have to dress like a dork.





i wish that people would stop breeding.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, only now they start reproducing by mitosis.


BTW, when did my office get a cafeteria?

I wish I could get things done...

[lucas marcone]

granted you get some "high speed" only problem is thay never found out prolonged exposure leads to hyper ageing and elevated  chances of heart attack





i wish i could meet an amazon

[e_voyager]

granted but you means her as she slams home the business end of her spear in you gut.

i wish there was more variety in the world

[Suwako]

granted, one new species of spider has been found!

I wish I could have the little lost-cat infront of my house.

[lucas marcone]

aww arnt rabid sabertooth tigers KYUUUUUUUTE?



i wish for a malamute nonrabid nondead friendly and nonpsycotic

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's just a touch lethargic.

It's not dead. Honest. Although I can see how you might be confused.... It's just a bit tired.


I wish for a little bit of peace, and to let things go, rather than getting worked up over them.

[lucas marcone]

granted. vallium appears in your hand.





i wish my lathargic malamute could be trained to be an unstopable force of EVIL

[e_voyager]

granted it is now spring around at two miles perhour with not sign of stopping even when it comes across brick walls.

i wish i could keep up with and surpass everthing!

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted you now get the first edition of the book "keep up with and surpass everthing!" unfortunately the pages are blank except for the phrase "blame e-voyager for all your problems" is written on every page.


I wish I was Gibson of the super robot monkey team hyperforce

[e_voyager]

granted but now Nova is missing and you feel responsable.

i wish i have a garden with at leas on of every kind of tree all alive and healthy

[lucas marcone]

granted but the fruit gives you the runs




i wish i were able to stay home today insted of going to school

[Boog]

Cangrats, you flunked.

I wish more of my friends had the same lunch period as me.

[e_voyager]

granted but you and now in diffent lunch roomes

i wish there were more wishes the currupt.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Unfortunately, someone else gets to corrupt them first.


I wish I had something to post in the "guess what this is" thread.

[e_voyager]

grantes but it disturbmes you greatly.

i wish i knew what i was doing when i built that rocket.

[lucas marcone]

granted you know what youre doing but you dont know how youre doing it.




i wish people had warned me of boogie omeing back

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but you didn't pay any attention to them at the time.


I wish I'd been more organised this morning.

[e_voyager]

grantes youre more orignized but have less time then ever to do what needs to be done.

i wish i had studied martals arts with batman.

[Vidar]

grantes youre more orignized but have less time then ever to do what needs to be done.

i wish i had studied martals arts with batman.

Granted.

* sends e_voyager to Adam West, where he will learn stuff like 'to the Adam West-mobile!'. *

I wish for a box of chocolates.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Of course, the someone else got there first, and all the good ones are gone, and they left the papers in there, so all that's left is a few of those ginger based ones that nobody likes, buried in a sea of loose wrappers.

Oh, and the dog licked all the ones left.



I wish I was more able to focus.

[insanekaosx]

Granted, but now there is nothing for you to focus on.

I wish my laundry would do itself >>

[e_voyager]

granted the laundry is not self aware and self cleaning but it's also in love with you and very jealous. i guess Susan and Mary never fixed that with Johnny's pair of pants.

i wish for a chess and tofu pizza made fresh and delivered with int 30 minthes to me and my forums friends

[lucas marcone]

granted but it is of inferior quality.

i wish there were more hours in a day and more days in our life time

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. There's one second in a minute, one minute in an hour, but many more hours in a day, and many more days in a lifetime. They just go past faster, is all...


I wish I'd got home sooner so I could go to bed earlier.

[lucas marcone]

granted you get home at 3 am..... hay its early(morning) heh.

i wish i wish i hadnt squished that fish. (20 points to anyone who gets the reference)

[e_voyager]

granted but not you disturb the sleeping bat and get cursed.

i wish i got the reference

[vulpesweasel]

granted. now you wish you didn't know. i wish for tickets to the front row at the Panic! at the disco concert this November (trying to be specific)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, you misread the date on the tickets, and turn up the day _after_ your seats were available...


I wish I'd been more awake this morning.

[lucas marcone]

granted the sugar high will end in half an hour then you will slip into a coma to end all comas



i wish i was the best villan on city of villans