Corrupt a Wish

[Jack McSlay]

grantes, but your wish is about paris hilton

I wish for the ownership of nintendo

[Suwako]

Granted however Nintendo go's bankrupt.

I wish apon a a horse shoe, that no one loves you!

[Fizzbit]

Granted, but the horseshoe is upside down and reflects back upon you.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

[olroxshade]

Granted but have poison

I wish a FFIII DS lite special edition

[Artanis]

Granted. *a Final Fantasy III DS Lite Special Edition appears in Artanis's hands* Sweet thanks! *pockets it*

I wish for surrealism.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but the brightly coloured powertools are filling up the bathtub.

I wish for 17.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, you now have 17 turtles in your backyard.

I wish I didn't eat so much pizza.

[Slavkei]

Granted. You instead ate too much rusty nails.

I wish I was a little bit taller, i wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I'd call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a bat and a '64 Impala.

[Suwako]

Those are multiable wishes, So all of them are weakened beyond use.

I wish I had a car.

[Unholy Chronus]

Granted... though it is a 1994 Neon, standard with a broken shift and clutch and a blown radiator.

I wish I wasn't so hungry...

[Suwako]

Granted you died of hunger.

I wish I had a peice of pizza in my hand right now.

[Unholy Chronus]

Unfortunatley the peice of pizza is several days old and is growing mold...

I wish I had an Angel

[Malakin]

Granted, however on its way over it got stuck in customs and was detained for questioning :o


i wish for... Indiana Jones's hat! and whip!

[Unholy Chronus]

The whip is 30 years old, brittle and will snap at any given moment. The hat is infested with lice.

I wish I controlled Godzilla

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. Here is your copy of War of the monsters.

I wish I had a compendium of creepy monsters (not the standard movie monster fare).

[Malakin]

Granted, however creepyness is relative to the person observing the object, so you have a book full of bunnies >.<

PHEAR THE BUNNIES!

     



     



*see! watch them hop in time and practice fighting drills! God save us from this new foe!*

Oh yeah, and i wish for some sort of weapon to fight the earths new overlords!

[Suwako]

Granted however you are not able to wield such a powerfull weapon.

I wish I had a mow farm.

[Unholy Chronus]

That wish is already corrupt.
THEY CANNOT BE CONTROLLED!

I wish I could be good, personal friends with Buhdda.

[Malakin]

Granted, however as one of the Ebil bunnies first terrorist attacks they "knock off" the buhdda permanently and then get everyone to blame you!

i wish to be the first guy to land on mars!

[Suwako]

Granted but you didn't survive the landing, as result of that you're name was got lost in history.

I wish that all the pain and suffering in this world could come to an end.

[Unholy Chronus]

Done... granted that without the pain and suffering, the US, Russia, China and all those other countries with nukes decide to disarm them all, however none wants to be the first to do so ergo a large cold war begins and though there is no pain and no suffering there is no communication and the world becomes a cold and desolate place.

I wish I had a private jet.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted but you and the jet you are on is about to crash into Dinotopia

I wish Jurrasic Park was real.

[Artanis]

Granted. *walks Gabriel over to a nearby video store and points out the Jurassic Park dvd*

I wish I could stay logged in across sessions.

[King Of Hearts]

You do but they are Excercise sessions with Richard Simmons.

I wish I Hell would freeze over.

[Malakin]

Granted, however now we have ice skating and hockey playing demons down there! much worse than before!

I wish for all my postcount and karma back >.>

[e_voyager]

grantered. you start back at zeor again.

i wish i kenw what karma was for on the form

[Suwako]

Granted however wenn you where told you couldn't care less and forgot again.

I wish I was batman!

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however only you know that  you're really batman and spend the rest of your life in a mental institution.

I wish for a MST3k of the movie "X3"

[Saist]

Granted, however only you know that  you're really batman and spend the rest of your life in a mental institution.

I wish for a MST3k of the movie "X3"

Granted, but  Rosie'o'Donnell, Ophra Winfrey, and Jerry Springer are doing the MS3Tking.

I wish all kittens to be happy.

[Suwako]

Granted however kittens become extinct.

I wish all cats to be happy.