Corrupt a Wish

[KarlOmega1]

Granted, but it is made from the poisonous part of rhubarb...

I wish the world had technology like that in the "Megaman Battle Network" games...

[Falcarthum]

Granted, but nobody know how to operate them.

I want to play World of Warcraft for free...

[KarlOmega1]

Granted, but Blizzard can't afford to fix their servers now...

I wish for a date with Wildy...

[Gullible]

Granted, you recieve notice of your date of execution two days in advance.

I wish for a date with Janus.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, but it turns out Janus' favorite meal is deep-fried gull.

I wish I had some more sunflower seeds.

[Saist]

Granted, but it turns out Janus' favorite meal is deep-fried gull.

I wish I had some more sunflower seeds.

granted. You might want to get some weedkiller though, the seeds came from Miracle-Grow's mutation lab and Mommy Sunflower isn't happy that you took her babies, and now she's stalking after you with intent to plant.

I wish that 4kids Entertainment would take a flying leap off an extremely high cliff.

[Malakin]

Granted, but they were all wearing bungee ropes and were rescued by firefighters soon afterwards..

i wish for ...

ALL OF YOU TO BE MY SLAVES! mwahahahaha

[Gullible]

Granted, but everyone here is too lazy to do anything for you, except myself, who even worse, has a fanboyish crush on you.  In the end, you jump off a cliff to escape being glomped.

I wish I had a hug.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, but as the cubi squeezed the life out of you, your final thoughts were of that  episode of CSI:Weekends with the raccon suit.


I wish I was a rockstar!

[Malakin]

Granted, unfortunately you get killed in a freak guitar smashing accident!

uhh, now for a wish..

ummm...

I wish.. that i could think of a wish... 

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted but then you die 2 seconds after it is revealed to you in a tragic yet unavoidable accident.


I wish I had a tall mocha latte with whipped cream and caramel.

[Kio]

Granted, but there's someone in ti drinking it from the inside

I wish I can find a job

[Malakin]

Granted but... you dont even want to know what it is 

That and you are not qualified


I wish for pancakes! and lots of them, ice cream too! ohohoh golden syrup as well!

[Kio]

Granted, but you get sick of the pancakes

I wish I had some potato chips

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, you  find the chips.. but you now want  a career as the easter bunny.

I wish you would grant me this wish, which is to wish for ten wishes that are not corruptable.

[Kio]

Granted, you get ten wishes....and a wife...and 10 kids....and ten grandkids...and so on and so forth

I wish to be a power Ranger

[blade]

You get to be the green ranger from the earlier seasons, before he turns good.

I wish for New Jersey to get a baseball team called "The Ninjas" so that they could face the Pittsburg Pirates.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, but the Ninja's never play  the Pirates and the all important qestion is never answered.


I wish they made a Godzilla vs Mighty Joe Young Movie.

[Kio]

Granted, only sold out  in Mars

I wish I had a laser 

[Xuzaf D]

Done, but you shoot yourself in the face when you try to figure out how it works.

I wish the gay mafia would kill of the former cast of Friends before they star in more bad movies.

[Vaguely Creepy]

Granted, but they still star in bad movies. Each one is just one and a half hours of their corpses rotting on-screen.

I wish someone would change the subject.

[Miaka]

Granted, but it's still a subject you're not comfortable with.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to rectify the fact that I'm hungry.

[Suwako]

Granted you're to lazy to think about being anything.

I wish I had a crown.

[Kio]

Granted, you get a head

I wish I had an embarassing picture of the person that will corrupt this wish

[Suwako]

Granted however is seems the picture is of such bad quality that no one will recognize the said person.

I wish I had mows.

[Kio]

Granted, their all 50 ft tall

I wish I had an acorn to grow a tree

[Suwako]

Granted however they'll never grow.

I wish I had a wish that I wanted to wish that won't be corrupted.

[Kio]

Granted, you never got the chance to wish for this wish

I wish for a portable TV

[Suwako]

Granted however it's 13 by 13 pixels and requires you to spin a handle for power. It also only possesses 2 channels both are old and dull.

I wish for Satan to walk the earth and God to send us al to heaven.

[Kio]

Granted, but he forgets all about you

I wish Santa would walk the earth and God would bring you to heaven