Corrupt a Wish

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted. however, what he did wish for was infinately more embarassing to you.


I wish I had the claihm solais.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, however, due to a typographical error, what you get is Clam Surleau, a nice holiday in a clam bed. No oxygen tanks, though, so it's a bit of a short holiday. How long can you hold your breath? :-)

I wish BT had got my DSL working... oh, wait. BT already corrupted that wish for me.

I wish... I wish... I wish I had more time...

[Vidar]

Granted. To you, a day now lasts 500 hours, most of which you spend at work or in a traffic jam.

I wish I were more bishi then I am now.

[King Of Hearts]

*slaps some long eyelashes on Vidar*

yep... just a little.

I wish There were more hours in a day.... seriously, there is just too much to do nowadays.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted: You can have 450 of my spare 500 hours per day. I'm impressed, actually, since I have no drivers licence or car, that I can still manage to get stuck in a traffic jam...

... especially since I travel to work on the underground


I wish for lunch.

[Suwako]

Granted, You are lunch 

I wish I had a sunblocker 2000 unit.

[Gullible]

Granted, it blocks out all sunlight on Earth, killing off all plantlife and reducing the temperatures until all life is exterminated.

I wish to be able to travel in space and time.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however you are now forced to put right what once went wrong and change the future for the better, the only problem with this is that it created a paradox in which you were never born causing you to reverse gender roles and become your own granpa'

I wish for cartoon logic to apply to reality.

[Gullible]

Wait a minute, how can I reverse gender and become a grandpa?  I'm male to start with. >.<

Granted, however this causes people who die to reappear in a later episode and when the next big war breaks out, it never stops since neither side suffers any permanent losses.

I wish I had a really powerful air conditioner.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Wait a minute, how can I reverse gender and become a grandpa?  I'm male to start with. >.<

Since a paradox has occured how do you know you weren't originally female, and only think your male?

I wish I had a really powerful air conditioner.

Granted, however you now live in antarctica and don't see the logic in haveing a really powerful air conditioner.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

since you have not made a wish, the wish defaults to the most embarrasing thing you can think of happening in front of a live audience

I wish I had thought to sell tickets to this at a higher price

[Lysander]

Granted, but you are drawn to do as the unwished asked of your own will. This is the point where we get scared.

I wish to Play my Game Beneath the Spin Light.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however to play the game you must first buy a new game controller.


I wish for a kitten or some other cute little thing to be my unholy minion.

[Vaguely Creepy]

Granted, but the only thing your minion can do is make annoying squealing sounds.

Also, he's a bat, so he's even more useless in the daytime.

I wish for a super beaver.

[Gullible]

Granted, here it is:



It -is- called a Super Beaver... 

I wish for immorality.

[Suwako]

Granted but compleeting this wish will take a 100 of years.

I wish I had an clock.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have an clock, which goes nicely with an floor and a apple.
Unfortunately, you have angered the Pedants, Grammar Nazis, and Grandmothers association, all of whom are now hunting you down.

I'd run, if I were you.


I wish I had a nice safe place to hide. Especially from those grandmothers. And their cardigans.

[Suwako]

Granted the place you seek is the afterlife.

I wish a mow that goes bow wow.

[Gullible]

Granted, but the mow in question also has the trait of wanting to eat your clothes while you're wearing them out in public.

I wish for a never ending power supply (and I just noticed I had asked for immorality, not immortality >.<).

[Suwako]

Granted but you have no way of tapping it.

I wish I hadc a zombie army!

[Trevor]

Granted, but they eat you

I wish I  have a six-pack
     

[Lysander]

Granted, here's your special six-pack of tounge depressors.

I wish for a carbon rod.

[Suwako]

granted you get a cartoon rod, only its made out of cardboard and falls apart in water. (cartoons are wet!)

I wish I knew the name of the king/queen of mows

[Unholy Chronus]

Well it should be quite obvious but for your sake...
The wish is granted however you promptly forget it.

I wish I had wings so I could fly.

[Leafar]

there ya go, fellow!
now i wish a date with the succubbus....

[Trevor]

Granted, but she was sóóó hot you died 
I wish a  toyota (blue)  

[Suwako]

Granted however its a cheap African imitation that falls apart while shifting gear.

I wish I knew how to describe the color purple!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, however you can only do so in Swahili. In braille. Backwards. Verbally.


I wish I was more patient with idiots at work.

[Suwako]

Granted but now you only have morons at work.

I wish that I could have a duplicate of the llearch box.

[Trevor]

Granted,  but It was made with adhesive and tape

I wish I  have  the movie pirates of the caribbean 3:world,s end