Corrupt a Wish

Lysander · July 16, 2006, 01:42:14 PM

Granted, all cats find a sunbeam to sleep in forever.

I wish for the Form of the Which is Warped. *shudders*

GabrielsThoughts · July 16, 2006, 06:02:10 PM

Grandted, however I was unable to decipher what you just said and mis interpreted your wish as to become the wicked witch of the north.

I wish photoshop was free to everyone!

ITOS · July 16, 2006, 06:13:40 PM

Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on July 16, 2006, 06:02:10 PMI wish photoshop was free to everyone!

It is, it's just that the police don't agree.

I wish I captured the flag...

Nikki · July 16, 2006, 06:15:59 PM

Granted but you never make it back to base XD

I wish i was a peekapoo

Suwako · July 17, 2006, 05:18:31 AM

Granted but you became an aliens race 'peekapoo' and within this races language peekapoo is Poop.

I wish I could lift a tanker!

Vidar · July 17, 2006, 09:13:06 AM

Granted, you are now so freakishly muscular that you make the Hulk look like a sickly nerd. Your muscles are so huge, you have trouble moving.

I whish my headache would vanish (while leaving my head intact, and in it's rightful place)

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 17, 2006, 09:55:00 AM

Granted. Your head is now empty, yet intact.

I wish for Slim.

GabrielsThoughts · July 17, 2006, 10:54:21 AM

Granted, but instead of Slim you get Jim.

I wish I had the third season of Arrested Development on DVD.

Suwako · July 17, 2006, 11:00:57 AM

Granted however its in Blueray 2nd generation.

I wish mows populated mars.

Vidar · July 17, 2006, 11:11:46 AM

Granted. They eat the mars rovers, so no more pretty mars pictures for you.

Me want brain back!

Lysander · July 17, 2006, 01:16:56 PM

Granted, it is laid out before you on a silver platter.

I wish for the Sarcasm of Destiny.

Suwako · July 17, 2006, 01:19:17 PM

Granted but destiny lies within the future.

I wish I had a space ship!

Nikki · July 17, 2006, 01:26:07 PM

Granted, but the space ship is a Bug fighter and Visser Three is onboard and he decides to acquire you and then kill you.

I wish i had money

Suwako · July 17, 2006, 01:30:25 PM

Granted you get old Gulden-cents worth next to nothing.

I wish I had a dream.

Nikki · July 17, 2006, 01:31:28 PM

Granted but your dream comes true and Rainbow monkeys come to life XD

I wish i was a MOW!!

Suwako · July 17, 2006, 01:33:02 PM

Granted however you give it to me for my birthday in advance.

I wish i had a green fuzzball.

Nikki · July 17, 2006, 01:33:58 PM

Granted, but it comes to life, mutates, and eats you XD

I wish the Mutant Pizza under my Bed didn't make noise

Suwako · July 17, 2006, 01:35:38 PM

Granted it doesn't make noice but eats you limb by limb.

I wish that Xze-Xze won't be my wishes corruptor.

Nikki · July 17, 2006, 01:39:24 PM

Granted.

I'll be your wish corruptor!

Durn you shadow...

bwa-ha...

i wish...I wish i had pizza!

Suwako · July 17, 2006, 01:42:41 PM

Granted.. However i couldn't resist taking a few bites from it... A couple of times... Sorry its all gone

I wish I had wished something that has come true already..

Nikki · July 17, 2006, 01:50:19 PM

Granted, however, it seems that time has reveresed and you change events so that nobe of you wishing has happened yet.

I wish i wasn't a bishie!!! Fangirls are scary ;-;

GabrielsThoughts · July 17, 2006, 05:35:25 PM

Granted however you are now Gareeku and he was horribly disfigured in battle.

I wish I looked like Johny Bravo.

Note:edit was spelling related.

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 17, 2006, 05:59:58 PM

Granted. You now look like Johnny Bravo.

... Flat and printed on paper.

I wish I was sleeping peacefully.

GabrielsThoughts · July 17, 2006, 07:01:59 PM

Granted, however you no longer have the desire to so.

I wish I was a famous actor.

Saist · July 17, 2006, 07:09:32 PM

Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on July 17, 2006, 07:01:59 PM
Granted, however you no longer have the desire to so.

I wish I was a famous actor.

Uwe Boll welcomes you as the star in BloodRayne 2. You are now famous for being the only actor stupid enough to trigger the Nerd Riots of 2009.

I wish for Uwe Boll to actually make a good movie for once.

llearch n'n'daCorna · July 17, 2006, 07:21:00 PM

Granted. Only... well, it's a Uwe Boll movie. By then, nobody believes he's *capable*, and everyone boycotts the movie entirely, causing it to collapse horribly... making Uwe lots of money in the process, but he gets that anyway.

I wish I wasn't sleeping peacefully.

Nikki · July 17, 2006, 08:06:28 PM

Granted, however, you cannot sleep at all...and must now stay awake for many years.

I wish I could Draw Xze a GOOD picture of Jack Sparrow...

Roureem Egas · July 17, 2006, 10:14:15 PM

(You ARE Xze. Unless I'm missing something.)

Granted. The quality of the piece is such that you are sued for copyright infringement.

I wish my brother would stop asking ME for info, whether relevant to anything at hand or not.

Saist · July 17, 2006, 10:20:48 PM

Quote from: Roureem Egas on July 17, 2006, 10:14:15 PM
(You ARE Xze. Unless I'm missing something.)

Granted. The quality of the piece is such that you are sued for copyright infringement.

I wish my brother would stop asking ME for info, whether relevant to anything at hand or not.

your brother stops asking you for information, but we will admit, it was a nice funeral.

I wish for Xze-Xze to prance around in a thong

(*followed by diving for cover*)

Nikki · July 17, 2006, 10:43:36 PM

Granted.

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! I'M GONNA KILL BOTH OF YOUUUUU!!!! *Breaks out the chainsaw*

i wish Je.Saist had nver wished thet