Corrupt a Wish

[Lysander]

Granted, Aiyno wold dies and goes to heaven...leaving you all alone. Yeah, Santa's that frightneing.

I wish for someone or something to Speed me Towards Death.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however you then become immortal and can never die again.


I wish for a million dollars!

[Kio]

Granted, you a a milion dollars...in your bank...which someone stole out of...

I wish I had a castle

[Jack McSlay]

here's your castle, it's full of huge monsters, now you'll have to clean it up

I wish I had Unicron

[lucas marcone]

granted it impales you and tastes your blood you now have to put it down old yeller style




i wish for   GIANT SWARM OF LAB MICE  

[Malakin]

Granted ... however they all get lost in the hedge mazes   >.>   

i wish to have a giant car thing that i can drive around and stuff.. and go woo look a big car and its mine and stuff and..

[lucas marcone]

granted but the car is too big to drive with out plowing over your intire city.




i wish.............raining ducks!

[Kio]

Granted, it's raining Ducks...and cats and dogs

I wish i had an umbrella

[KarlOmega1]

Granted, but it is a corparation that manufactures the t-virus instead...have a nice day.

I wish for a kiss from a succubus...

[Malakin]

Granted, however your soul is sucked out with it!

I wish for anything bad that happens to me to be reflected back onto the ebil doer!

[Kio]

Granted, you are the ebil doer

I wish I had  a halo like that

[e_voyager]

granted but since they were trying to do well by yuou it to is reflected back on them and you miss out.

i wish i could reless the dragon (but he might destroy the world if i try)

[Suwako]

Gratned you can 're-less' dragons which results in weakening them to near death.

I wish there was a number without decimals between 8 and 7.

[Kio]

Granted, it's 8.5 

I wish there were more restaruants

[Malakin]

granted, however they all serve food you dont like mwahahahaha

I wish to become a god!

[Suwako]

granted however the other gods made you mortal again.

I wish that atheist rulled the world!

[Lysander]

Granted, though because athiests don't believe in all powerful beings or something similar the ruler of the world no longer believes it exists.

I wish for the living Valhalla. (If you know where that's from, you know what is to be done...)

[Kio]

Granted, but you only get in in an eternity

I wish to have Thor's Hammer

[Malakin]

Granted... however i could not find the real thing so i gave you a fake one instead! enjoy!

I wish to be the main character in a bestselling scifi book!

[KarlOmega1]

Granted, But it turns out the main character dies in  the end...soory ol' chap.

I wish there were transformers (both Autobots and Decepticons) in the DMFA Universe...

[Suwako]

granted however they are toy sized.

I wish I had more time.

[Howru]

You get more time but get more work/chores.

I wish I had Summon Materia.

[Jack McSlay]

you summons, then it rebels against you

I widh I had a Laptop Gun

[Gabi]

Granted. But it shoots you.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

[Gullible]

Granted because in wishing for the wish to not be granted, the wish is not granted, and therefore as the wish was never wished to not be granted, the granting of the wish is successful.

I wish for a little tuxedo and bow tie.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, but you are now a pengiun and have no need of such trivial things.

I wish....I wish pokemon were real.

[Gullible]

Granted, but the process of their creation leaves them somewhat disgruntled, and they begin to wipe out mankind in a furious rage.  However, people find them far too cute to attack and by the time they are burned, electrocuted or whatever, it's too late.

I wish there were Kangaroos in Scotland.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. There are now Kangaroos in Scotland. However, this is because Scotland has been moved into the Outback, so you also have redbacks, and snakes, and sheep that eat people, and wombats.

Especially the wombats. Watch out for those.


I wish for some faster disks on my servers.

[Lysander]

Granted, they also wear out so very quickly because of this.

I wish for The Missing Frame.

[Suwako]

Granted however you can't see, find or hear the missing frame.

I wish that I could think up a wish.