Corrupt a Wish

[Saist]

 

I've got to be insane starting a forum game... But since I haven't seen Mashi An'krekku around...


Here's how it works:
1. Someone makes a wish. Example: I wish I were not a Bishy Kitten

2. The person who replies, must corrupt that wish in some way. Example: You're not a Bishy Kitty! Primarily because you have just been assigned as the Deity of Cuteness

3. Then that person makes a wish to be corrupted.


Just one thing, you can only corrupt a wish that hasn't been corrupted.  So it helps if you quote the wish you are corrupting.

So... here I go.


I wish to be the STIG.

( http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/teamprofile.shtml : The Stig

Some say he urinates 98 RON petrol, and that he can smell corners. No one knows when the Stig was born, or how. But we do know why he was placed upon the Earth. To drive quickly. He has a penchant for prog rock, and rumour has it, likes his eggs sunny side up. )

*edit... oh... forum game thread... I'm blind*

[Xuzaf D]

What the heck is a STIG? I guess that it means "Special Teaching Industry Guidebook" and grant the wish under that assumption.

I wish I were king for a day.

[xHaZxMaTx]

You are the king of Antarctica.  Have fun ruling all the non-existent lifeforms!

I wish I lived in Canada, the best country on Earth.

[Suwako]

You where given a plane ticket to Canada but through an error on your side you flew too greenland.

I want to be rich, filthy rich.

[ilpalazzo]

You were mugged by a kitten, and given a shower.

I wish my cat was nicer.

[Suwako]

Your cat became nicer, However your cat turned into a dog in the process. You now have to walk it 3 times a day.

I wish I had large garden with a swimming pool.

[Kasarn]

Granted but they're completely overgrown with weeds

I wish I had a stick

[Fizzbit]

Granted but it's covered in termites and falls apart when you pick it up.

I wish I had a CD Jewel Case.

[Suwako]

Granted you've now received a CD from Jevel Case born in England on the first of Juli 2003

I wish I  had a weed mower mech.

[Lysander]

Granted, but all it's good for is weed whacking. Sure you can probably step on anyone who gets in your way to the weeds, but that's about it.

I wish for The Legendary Beast.

[RJ]

Wish granted... although the Legendary Beast doesn't quite enjoy you being on the outside of their stomach...

I wish to be queen of the muffins!

[Suwako]

Granted but muffins dissappear from history and every inhabited planet.

I wish, I where, I whas.

[Roureem Egas]

Due to my inability to grant or comprehend your wish, I present to you the Thunder Beast.

Worship him.

I wish for chocolate ice cream.

[Suwako]

Granted it's only a few years past the Expiration Date.

I wish I could create worlds by only wanting it.

[Damaris]

You can create worlds, but only if they exist in your nose.

I wish for seven strawberry smoothies

[Suwako]

Granted but the strawberry smoothies explode before you could do anything with them.

I want to be able to generate enough energy to power a city.

[ElectroMotive]

Granted but you get angry and overload the power therefore setting off the circuit brekers and zapping yourself.

I wish for a solid state control system

[Suwako]

Granted your wish for nothing was useless.

I wish I could draw as good as Eric Nault.

[ilpalazzo]

Granted, though it takes 5 years even to draw a stick figure.

I wish for nothing, hahahhahahahaha

[Suwako]

You receive nothing. You eternally feel empty inside incomplete as if a part from your body is missing.

I wish pie lots and lots of pie.

[ElectroMotive]

granted. *hands you a paper with pi on it*
I wish for a solid state control system

[Suwako]

Granted the solid state control system is succesfull however it kills al inhabitants to take a day off.

I wish pie. (again)

[ilpalazzo]

Granted, here is your cow pie,
I wish for a Whip

[ElectroMotive]

granted. you get a whip... though it's made for a scale figure.

I wish for a wheel set

[Suwako]

Granted but it only contains 2 wheels.

I wish I had a sports car.

[ElectroMotive]

Granted. it is from a salvage yard and has most of it's parts missing.

I wish for new trucks

[Suwako]

Granted. But they're from a salvage yard and most of thier parts are missing.

I wish for interplanetary travel technology to speed up a lot

[ilpalazzo]

Granted, though when they test you as a guinea pig, you have a arm coming opt your stomach.

I wish, for a cold coca cola

[Suwako]

Granted but I'm the one drinking it all up.

I wish for pepsi lots of pepsi.

[Gareeku]

Granted, except you drink so much, you drown.

I wish for better writing skills.