Corrupt a Wish

[Kio]

Granted, you cat is so normal, it doesn't have 9 lives only 1.

I wish people would LOOK at my art

[Suwako]

Granted I looked at your art. But I i can't remember doing so.

I wish i had airco!

[Kio]

Granted, but you have to pay full price and shipping and handling PLUS TAX!

I wish for a better computer

[Suwako]

Wish granted, All computers have become worse then yours. However your loading time is still awful.

I wish I had a flatscreen TV!

[Kio]

Granted you get apancake the shape of a TV

I wish for the Wiener Mobile

[Suwako]

Granted however it rot away on its way to you.

I wish I had a horrendous cool looking house.

[Kio]

granted, but you have to live with a 2 snobs

I wish for my own lake

[Suwako]

Granted but it's a salt lake.

I wish I had another wish.

[Kio]

Granted, but the wishing system makes YOU into  genie

I wish for a soda

[Suwako]

Granted, you reeceive the A soda. A soda so powerfull it kills you.

I wish apon a star. Make an back end to this car.

[Kio]

Granted, now the car has no front eend

I wish to have empathy.

[Suwako]

Wish granted but your wish for empathy only affected the a monster named Tom

I wish to know on what exact date I'll die.

[Kio]

Granted, but you don't know what time

I wish I knew who took the cokie from the cookie jar.

[Suwako]

Granted but you only know it subconsciously.

I wish I had a trike.

[Kio]

Granted, but other people are fighting for it at the moment

I wish my RPG I'm making is good

[Suwako]

Granted, But no one wants to join in because they don't like you.

I wish I knew more words from the English language.

[Kio]

Granted you learn "I" "Am" "Dumb"

I wish I could make a web comic too

[Suwako]

Granted however your skill in drawing remains the same.

I wish I could draw better!

[Kio]

Granted, you draw almost as good as me, but I'm pretty good

I wish I had a scaner

[Suwako]

Granted however it can only scan tumbnails.

I wish I could find the source of magic.

[Kio]

Granted, but the source of magic is in your sol and you took it out and the grim reaper takes it.

I wish I had eternal youth

(GOnna go play furcadia now)

[Suwako]

Granted however you die at a very young age.

I wish I had a hat!

[olroxshade]

granted,but is a Clown hat

I wish can cast meteo

[Suwako]

Granted but you never get to cast it and no one will ever know you can cast it.

*dances* I have a clowns hat *squee!*

I wish I had a motorcycle

[Gullible]

Granted, except after all the excitement of getting on it for the first time, you accidentally forget to wear a helmet and end up crashing into the rear of a truck carrying large vats of syrup and wasps.

I wish I had the key.

[Suwako]

Granted but you lost it somewhere and can't find it ever again.

I wish I had a lock.

[olroxshade]

granted,but you don't have the  keys

I wish back with my loved one

[Suwako]

Granted but she  doesn't love you.

I wish I had darker skin.

[olroxshade]

granted,but you now are dark as a Shadow

I wish my death(again)

[Suwako]

Granted you die and suffer in hell for.. Who am I kidding no one wants you in heaven or hell 

I wish for 2 more wishes.