Corrupt a Wish

[Suwako]

Granted but you can only write in an long forgotten language.

I wish I had writing skills myself.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, but you write so well your head explodes.  (Yeah, that was pretty lame, huh?)

I wish I wish I was a fish. One fish two fish red fish blue fish.

[Suwako]

You're now a fish. One fish two fish red fish blue fish green fish and then you explode.

I wish that my wish will be wished by a wisher.

[blade]

Granted, though the wisher would be more of a curser.

I wish to be smited.

[Gareeku]

Wish granted. You're killed.

I wish for a comic version of Furrae Chronicles.

[blade]

That wish fails...in turn it becomes a radio show.

I wish that there were more shows on the history channel.

[bill]

Wish granted, more World War II shows are added.

I wish I had ESPN Classic.

[Damaris]

You start getting ESPN Classic, to find they have been sold and now broadcast only curling

I wish my allergies would go away.

[The Lurking Dragon]

Granted. Howver, new ones arrive. You are now allergic to oxygen.

I wish I had a shrink ray.

[Roureem Egas]

Done. There will be a phone call later from the psychiatrist's office asking you to reschedule your meeting, which was supposed to be at 3.

I wish for xxxHOLiC #8 to come out sooner than November.

[olroxshade]

Conceded but you die

I wish go to the hell and die

(in a mexican forum we did it to......)

[Roureem Egas]

( I'm dead? Come on, think deeper than that.)

Okay, you are given jimsonweed and are told you can see hell with that. We can expect to find you down in the alley by next week, after which, you are forgotten by time itself.

Edit: Oops... I'm so stupid. I wish I were more diligent about my mistakes.

[olroxshade]

I wish be killed b god

[xHaZxMaTx]

I don't think olrox gets the point of the game...

SO!  Back to Egas...

You are more dilligent about your mistakes, but you still make mistakes.

I wish my shoulder's would stop peeling.

[Xuzaf D]

They fall off so you don't have to worry about them.

I wish zombies would obey my every wish.

[Kasarn]

Granted but then some adventurers hunt you down

I wish my hair was less frizzy

[roninfoxtail]

Your hair becomes less frizzy, in fact, you no longer have hair.

I wish I could have a laptop

[olroxshade]

granted,but the radiation who produce make you....*censored*

I wish be forggoten by time

[Gareeku]

Granted. Time forgets you so much that you no longer exist.

I wish for Street Fighter 4 to be made. (It's about time they made it!)

[Suwako]

Wish granted, But they made it turned out to be a crappy EA game.

I wish an higher IQ.

[olroxshade]

granted,but you are so smart who everybody hate you

I wish work in microsoft

[Suwako]

Granted but microsoft turns all its employees into mindsless salve zombies that work on low or no pay salary.

I wish to be liked.

[olroxshade]

Granted,but you die

I wish be loved

[Kio]

Granted, but you're loved by vicious man-eating Dingoes!

I wish I was spider man!

[Suwako]

Granted but you turn into Spidermonster or however that thing was called and lose your mind.

I wish to be remembered.

[Kio]

(Think it was man-spider) Granted, you're rememered by people today, and forgoten tommorrow.

I wish a an ice cream sundae.

[Suwako]

granted but it melted and fell onto the ground before you could eat it.

I wish apon a star. I wish for the end of war.

[olroxshade]

Granted,but  The onu dissapear

I wish my death

[Kio]

Granted, you die when I want you to die.

I wish for a plushie of a Pikachu

[Suwako]

Granted but it de-evolved into pichu.

I wish I had a cat that was close to 'normal'