Throw a random object at the next poster

[Jer-oh-me]

*takes off his sunglasses and uses his eye laser beams to incinerate crane emperor*

"I was charging my laser all this time."

*Tosses his uber cool, but not as cool as eye lasers, sunglasses at the next poster*

[Angel]

(grabs the sunglasses and puts them on)

"Several thousand miles to Japan, I've got a full brain, half a sense of direction, it's raining out, and I'm wearing sunglasses."

(throws an electric Ray Charles keyboard at the next poster)

[Jer-oh-me]

*Takes the Ray Charles Electric and plays some smooth music*

"That's the way, uh-huh, I like it!"

*tosses his smokin' hot back up singers at the next poster, like a tosser*

[shadowterm]

Beats girls off with a stick

"Wait, why'd I chase them off? *head desk* stupid!"

Throws regrets at next poster.

[Angel]

Oh no, NOT AGAIN! (dodges most of the regrets, but a few sadly hit her) Garr... I wish I'd called that guy sooner, I wish I'd gotten to sleep on time more often, I wish I'd watched all of Firefly before I gave it back MAKE THEM STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

(throws happy memories at TNP)

[Mao]

*Absorbs the happy memories into his carefree leaf in the wind attitude*  "Weeee!  Where to next?"

*throws a wind of change at tnp*

[Slowtini]

*gets caught up in said wind*

"SLOWTINI IS EVOLVING!"
...
...
...
"SLOWTINI EVOLVED INTO, SLOWTINI!"
Wait, what?

*throws a bucket o' rusty nails @ next poster*

[aserath]

Gets hit with rusty nails. OW dammit! Now i need a tetanus shot.
Tosses "primordial ooze" at the next poster.

[Ren Gaulen]

*catches it* With it, I shall create life! *uses his Genesis-Fu to turn the primordial ooze into a huge amoeba* That's not what I had in mind..

*tosses the amoeba at the next poster*

[VSMIT]

*Cages the amoeba.*

Ooh.  Something to experiment on!

*Tosses brain-eating amoeba at TNP.*

[Mao]

*feels bad for the starved amoeba*

*Throws t-virus at tnp*

[Jer-oh-me]

*gets sick*

"Hurk! ded!"

*throws his rotting corpse at TNP*

[King Of Hearts]

*sprays aerosol then burns the corpse*

well cant have the wee ones gettin sick cause o' that, eh?

throws Barack Obama at TNP

[Angel]

(Is about to get hit by Obama when he gets caught by Secret Service agents)

"Whoa, cool, Barack Obama!" (gets a handshake and an autograph) *Now is probably not the time to mention that I'm considering voting for John McCain...*

(throws Ralph Nader at TNP)

[VSMIT]

*Puts on his special "Vote Nader" button.*

"VOTE NADER!"

*Throws William Clinton at the next poster.*

[Jer-oh-me]

*uses fire with Clinton*

"I got nothing against the dude, I just had fire handy and he was flying at me."

*tosses a limousine at the next poster.*

[Slowtini]

*looks up*
HOLY SHI-
-crushed-

-respawns inside a missile silo-

OOH, WUZZAT BUTTON DO!

*accidentally launches fiftyseven nuclear missiles at the next poster*

...

[VSMIT]

*Quickly completes Regan's "Star Wars" plan and destroys all 57 missiles.*

Hah!

*Throws a mobile artillery platform at the next poster*

[Jer-oh-me]

*grins and disintegrates the the weapons platform with his eye lasers*

*tosses the USS Nimitz at the next poster*

[King Of Hearts]

Oh COME ON!

*spends the next 7 months assembling a crack team of demolition experts and nautical engineers to safely dismantle the Nimitz and turn it into an artificial reef... BEFORE it hits the ground!*

Throws Kaiser Wilhelm at TNP

[Slowtini]

*eats breakfast at Dennys with him*

Bye Mister Willhelm!

*throws a party at the next poster*

[LionHeart]

The party was a great success.

The next day, there was a lot of cleaning up to do...

*throws the mess at the next poster*

[e_voyager]

"cries Roll help me! " Roll appears and cleans the mess before it reaches e then vanishes leaving behind and energy tank. "thanks roll"

throws a movie style explosion at the next poster.

[King Of Hearts]

*does a pose in front of the explosions*

*throws Darth Vader's helmet at TNP*

[Jairus]

*catches Vader's helmet, and has the biggest nerd freak-out moment since the trailer announcing Snake as a character on SSBB*

"YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!"

*throws Vader's cape at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hello, Vader. Nice outfit.


*flicks what looks like a coin at TNP*

[shadowterm]

Catches and looks at coin

"Heads, you lose"

Shoots TNP with a gun for not knowing who got my girlfriend killed in a warehouse.

[Angel]

(gets shot, but only in the shoulder, and for some reason, now has a big, lipsticky grin)

"Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little...emotions."

(throws a pencil at the next poster to make it disappear)

[TheGreyRonin]

*catches the pencil in my eye*

Ow! Ow! Oh God, the pain! The...wait, I can just regrow it.

*does so, and throws the next poster a lopsided squint*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

eurgh! The Evil Eye!


*throws a years supply of saline solution to TNP*