Throw a random object at the next poster

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*catches it and uses it as a toothpick*


Hmm.

*throws a deck of cards at TNP*

[Rakala]

*somehow the deck comes open and each one flies into the wall next to him in that old style comedic way that pins him to the wall that you never really see anymore*

Look! Classic comedy!

*throws a box set of all the Disney Classics at tnp*

[Jairus]

*goes into a corner and cries because I'm afraid that Disney's best days are long behind it*

"Okay, I'm better now."

*throws The Black Cauldron at the next poster (I'm interested in whether you go for the cauldron or the movie)*

[TheGreyRonin]

*watches the movie, is entertained*

Hm, popcorn is stale...

*throws a bucket of stale popcorn at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*leaves it on the dining room table because my little brother will nibble on it*

"I'm serious. And the kid puts way too much butter on his popcorn."

*throws a fresh-popped bag of kettle corn at the next poster*

[Rakala]

*opens his mouth and swallows it whole, bag and all*

Yum yum. :9

*throws a stolen street sign which is the name of tnp*

[Angel]

(Catches it, open-mouthed) NO WAY. I didn't think I'd EVER see this! (runs off with the sign)

(throws a still-empty vanity license plate at TNP)

[Stygian]

[catches it, examines it with a frown, and then labels it 'B45TARD' with a smirk]

Sad it's not a bike plate. I like motorcycles...

[throws a brand new Ducati 1098 R at the next poster]

[Jairus]

*not knowing how to ride a motorcycle or indeed has no interest in learning to do so, covers it with a tarp and stores it in a corner of the garage until an owner who will treat it right and take care of it can be found*

"Just because I'm not a car or motorcycle person doesn't mean I don't appreciate them."

*throws a brand new FXX Ferrari Evoluzione at the next poster*

[Rakala]

*jumps in and drives it directly into a tree, a hubcap rolls it's way over to tnp*

[Stygian]

[picks it up, blinks, polishes it, and then throws it like a frisbee at the next poster]

Oh, and have some headlights!

[throws a pair of baby seal eyes after it]

[Jairus]

*grabs them*

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!" *throws them as far away as I can*

*throws an Olympic gold medal in curling at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*catches it*

Hmm. It's not a greaseball burger in the old, non-biodegradable styrofoam container, nor an American Flag. I spose it'll do, though.

*Throws 200 cold showers at TNP*

[Jairus]

*uses the jolt from the cold showers to quadruple his creativity and writes four best-selling novels in one year!*

"I'd like to thank all of the little boxes who made this possible..."

*throws a three-million dollar royalty check at the next poster*

[Stygian]

[ninjas the money from Black_angel and grins broadly]

And you'll never know where it went...

[throws a boquet of flowers and a box of chocolate liqueurs bought with the money at the next poster as a consolation prize]

[Angel]

(catches) HA! You're gonna have to try harder than that! 

(throws the new Enzo Ferrari behind Door 3 at TNP)

[Shadrok]

*opens door number three, then ducks as the car flies by and crashes*

Well it's not new any no more, that's for sure.

*throws the car's steering wheel at the next poster*

[Jairus]

*catches it an makes Steering-Wheel Soufflé for dinner*

"If you get that reference or the next one, you rock in my book"

*throws the Baseball Diamond at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*swings and misses, but Peter Sellers catches it and passes it to Miss Piggy*


*flicks a copy of Ayn Rand's 'masterpiece' at TNP*

[Jairus]

*screams and holds up a copy of Bioshock to protect self*

"Gods above and below man, careful with that!"

*throws a telekinesis plasmid at the next poster*

[e_voyager]

tries to avoid it but fails his dash system check.
minimum damage.

throws a remote mine at the next poster.

[Mao]

*attempts to disarm the mine hoping that it isn't set off before he does so... and then fails resulting in a rather unpleasant splatter*

*flings some gibs at tnp*

[e_voyager]

deflect the gibs by done a barrel roll in a rolling shield.

throws an original X awes at the next poster.

[Angel]

(catches with a puzzled look) X awes...hacksaws... Jack Dawes...Meh, I give up.

(throws the Gutenberg Bible at TNP)

[Jairus]

*hawks it at some big fancy auction and invests the money in several well-planned accounts.*

"Now my great-grand kids will have plenty for money for college!"

*lobs a (dead) grenade at the next poster*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Grenade! *selflessly throws Jairus onto the grenade to save the rest of the forum*


*throws a paperback at TNP*

[VSMIT]

*Looks at paper back.*

Hmm...  An origami human this is not.

*Tosses a full sized origami human at the next poster.*

[Mao]

*thwacks at it mercilessly with what looks like a bat and then gets a sad look on his face*

"Huh?  There's no candy in it?"

*tosses a tire thumper at tnp*

[Vidar]

Ow. I'm not an inflated rubber donut.

*Tosses the non-euclidean horror that is R'lyeh at tnp*

[Jairus]

*yawns and borrows Rincewind who - in his terror - knocks R'lyeh out with a sock-ful of sand*

"He actually does that in one of the books. And that's why Rincewind - for all of his cowardice - is completely awesome."

*throws The Luggage at the next poster.*